The 15 Magical Deaths of Nick: The Long Train is Coming
By: M14Mouse
Disclaimer: If I own them…Nick would have been dead by now. Believe me, I am trying.
Welcome back, my gentle listeners, to another chapter of magic and death. Do take a seat and relax. Refreshments are being served in the back. Please, my gentle listeners refrain from screaming, "We are Nick fans" during the story. It will prevent fights and death threats from non Nick fans. You must understand that the bills will be sky high.
Now, that we have got that out of the way. I present to you:
The 15 Magical Deaths of Nick:
Chapter 5: The Long Train is coming
Leelee, the Princess of the Vampires, is bored. Her mom refuses to let her go up to the surface world. Something about a monster attack. Well, it never stop mom before. Damn, moon cycles always makes mom so crazy and moody. That left her doing nothing but staring at the television. In her opinion, it totally sucks since the Underworld had one channel and one show. She tapped on her fingers on the armchair. She looked her watch.
"Come on…it is supposed to be on." Leelee says.
The second she said that, the Macarena began to play. Oh, how she hates that song. If she ever finds that little rodent with wings, she is going to kill it. Then image of two Hildiacs appear on the screen. They were sitting behind a stone counter with a cardboard sign with Underworld News on it.
"Good evening, ladies, gentlemen, and fellow monsters. This is Underworld News. I am Harry, your new co-host." Harry the Hildiac says.
"Hello, I am Helen, also your new co-host. Our former co-hosts met their demise at the hands of the Power Rangers. Let's us have a moment of silence to honor them." Helen the Hildiac said. Helen and Harry bow their heads for a moment. Honestly, Leelee could never tell the different between one Hildiac to the next but whatever. Leelee could hear a voice in the background.
"Helen…I thought you hate Henry." The voice says.
"Shhh…you. Anyway, let's begin…shall we?" Helen says.
"In latest news, Imperous's monster lost to Power Rangers again. One of our reporters tried to get an interview with him but he threw our reporter into the pit. The Master gave no comment on Imperous's latest defeat." Harry says.
"In Entertainment news, reports that Koragg and Necorali maybe an item. When reporters approach them on the subject, we don't know what happened to them. The reporters never reported in today." Helen says as she scratches her head.
"For weather and traffic report, let's move onto Hilda." Harry said. The camera moves over to another Hildiac in front of a map of series of caves.
"In the Lower Caverns, there is a 50 percent of fog and 65 percent chance of falling into the fiery pits. In Middle Caverns, you have a strong possible of being sent out to fight the Power Rangers. In Higher Caverns, beware of loose ledges. In Throne room, Imperious is currently throwing a fit. It would be wise to avoid that area. Oh, yes…it will be 100 percent dark until the Master comes up to the surface world. Now, it is back to Harry and Helen." Hilda says.
"Thank you, Hilda. Anyway…it is time for our special report tonight. Last night, we reported about strange amount of deaths that the Red Ranger has gone through." Helen says.
"One report stated that the red ranger has been caught on fire by his own element. He was brought back to life by the green and yellow ranger." Harry says.
"Another report stated that the Red Ranger was kidnapped by a strange alien being. When he reappeared, he was running around nude and singing Backstreet Boys songs." Helen says as he looks down at his notes.
"Two other reports stated he died in a rock slide and his head exploded while viewing Imperious's dancing." Harry says.
"Not that I can blame him." Helen says with a mumble.
"But yesterday add a strange new twist to these odd deaths. Here is our reporter in the field to explain." Harry says.
The screen flashes to another Hildrac in what look like Brairwood train station.
"I am here at Brairwood train station to report on another odd death. Maybe, if I get closer, I can get a better look!" The reporter says as it pushes by other Hildracs.
"I see the blue ranger…maybe, she can explain what happened. BLUE Ranger, I must speak to you!" The reporter shouts. The camera moves to show Madison gets into a fighting stand.
"I am not here to fight…I am here to ask you some questions. It for Underworld News." The reporter says.
"You have news?" She says with confusion.
"Yes, we do…Can you tell me what happened?" The reporter says.
"I don't really know. Xander called me to say that it happened again. I rush over from the house to see what happened. Well….from I get, he got hit by a train." She says.
"Ohh…Thank, Blue Ranger…I shall go deeper into this mystery." The reporter says as it push deeper into the chaos. The screen juggles a bit as the camera man follows the reporter.
"Wait…I see the green and pink rangers! Pink ranger and Green One! We must speak to you." The reporter said. Xander and Vida turn their heads to look who was calling them as they stand next to the railing. Xander was holding a cage with pigeons and Vida was standing next to the cow.
"What do you want?" Vida said as she gets into a fighting stand.
"Please…no violence. We are here from Underworld News." The reporter says. Vida and Xander look at each other in confusion.
"You guys get cable?" Xander says.
"You guys know how to read?" Vida says.
"No, it is just one show…and yes! Can you tell me about what happened?" The reporter says.
"I will do anything for my public. I got a call from Chip saying that Nick got hit by Daggeron's train. I should bring the pigeons." Xander says as he holds up the cage of pigeons.
"We couldn't get a blind goat this time. So, we found something else. We got a blind cow. I am sure the different wouldn't matter." She says as she points behind her at the cow.
"Isn't bring back people from the dead…dark magic?" The reporter asks.
"Not really. Me and Chip found it in Necromancy 101. I really trying to find something else…but Undonna must have locked it up." He said. Vida rolls her eyes.
"He was trying to find a…" She says before she was cut off by Xander.
"Why don't you go and talk to Chip? He could tell you what really happened." He said with a grin.
"Right…." The reporter says as he goes off to find the yellow ranger. The reporter could still hear them fighting over something. The reporter pushes through the crowd to see the Yellow Ranger standing in front of the Solar Streak train. He was shaking his head at the remains of what look like the red ranger.
"Yellow Ranger, I must speak to you! I am from Underworld News." The reporter shouts. Chip looks up and was able to speak.
"Yes, the Underworld has news. No, we don't have cable. Yes, we can read." The reporter says.
"I was going to ask you to step off of Nick's hand. We are going to need that for the spell." Chip says.
"Oh…I am sorry." The reporter says as it takes a step back.
"Okay…what do you want?" He asks.
"Our viewers wanted to know what happened." The reporter says.
"Well, me and Daggeron just got back from Kalish dimension for my knight training. It has a lot of explosions there. Anyway, we were just about to pull into the station…when we saw Nick waving something. It was something red. Later, I found out it was his blanket. The red blanket slip out his hand and Nick followed it. Daggeron couldn't stop the train. Well, you get the idea what happened next." He said.
"You plan to bring him back, yes?" The reporter asks.
"Yes, I do. We still need Nick to defeat you guys. I am starting to worry about what this is doing to his brain. Yesterday, he was trying to dance the Macarena. Vida nearly kill him when she saw it." He says as he shakes his head.
"Thank you, Yellow Ranger. That is all from the reporter on the field. It is back to Helen and Harry in the studio." The reporter says.
The screen flashes again to Harry and Helen playing tic-tac-toe on the cardboard Underworld News sign. Someone coughs off screen to get their attention.
"Yes…That makes the total deaths of the Red Ranger up to five now." Harry says.
"Could this be the last one? Or there are possible future deaths involved?" Helen says.
"We will continue bring you coverage on this story as it develops." Harry says.
"We are out of time for tonight. Until tomorrow, Helen and Harry wish you a good night." Helen says as the credits starts to roll.
Leelee turns off the television. She thought to herself as she wanders into her room.
Damn…that was painfully way to die.
But what Leelee didn't know that poor Nick…he has 10 more magical deaths to go before this tale is over.
So, come back, my listeners for next time. We shall go into chapter six…The Magic Bullet.
End of the Long Train is coming
A/N: Sorry, it took me so long to get this chapter out. Damn writer's block. But hey, I figure it out. Anyway, read and review if you wish.