Black and White Bunnies

Sirius whistled tunelessly as he ascended the stairs to the top floor of number twelve Grimmauld Place where he could hear hushed, yet excited chatter and giggling coming from the end hallway.

He had woken up to an oddly subdued house and after discovering the kitchen empty - with no coffee and no Hermione waiting for him - he had decided to investigate. He wondered if it had anything to do with the fact that Draco and Harry had been missing for three days now. According to the twins they had just apparated from the back lawn and that was the last they had been seen.

Nobody was particularly worried, least of all Sirius; they all knew that the boys would turn up when they were good and ready. For all they knew they were shacked up on one of the many Malfoy properties shagging like bunnies. But he didn't think the giggling coming from the top floor sounded like them, it had distinctive feminine undertones but he couldn't quite pinpoint which one of his favourite women it came from.

Maybe Hermione and Ginny really were having a girl on girl moment this time and they thought he was asleep. Creeping the rest of the way down the hall he stopped short of turning the corner and remained perfectly still trying to listen carefully, gleefully rubbing his hands together at the thought of his dreams coming true.

"Oooh that's the perfect angle, stay right there," he heard Ginny squeak, and his eyes almost bulged out of his head and he had to shove his hands in his pockets to keep from launching himself around the corner and interrupting them. Maybe they would let him watch, he couldn't promise he would sit in the corner quietly with his hands in his lap – well maybe he could, he was sure they wouldn't mind if he indulged into a little self love.

"Hang on and I will just a move a little … there," came a slightly strained male voice that Sirius quickly identified as Remus and he had to suppress the jealous growl that rose in his throat, "There that's better," Remus sighed before letting out a yelp.

"Ow, what was that for Hermione?"

"Wrong angle for me," she huffed shortly and then the trio fell silent, Sirius strained his ears and used his sensitive canine hearing to pick up on the subtle increase in their breathing and the barely perceptible shifting of bodies. Ginny let out a sudden squeal of delight which was cut of short by what Sirius could only assume was a hand clamped over her mouth, whether it was her own or one of the other two he may never know.

"Merlin," Hermione sighed in response to something, her voice breathy with a very dream like quality to it.

"I think I have died and gone to heaven," Ginny agreed, her tone matching the older woman's.

"More like going to hell for this," Remus groaned and Sirius couldn't take it. How dare Remus fulfil his secret fantasy, and why in sweet Merlins name had his girls – yes his – agreed to go along with it? He was going to get to the bottom of this.

He rounded the corner and squared his shoulders, preparing for the worst. What he saw only fuelled his confusion. Rather being locked in a passionate embrace as Sirius had believed, the trio were practically leaning out the window, their knees braced on the padded window seat and each vying for the best position to see whatever they were looking at.

Sirius cleared his throat but they didn't seem to hear him at all, Hermione let out a sigh and Ginny inched forward a little, momentarily obscuring Remus's vision until he pushed her hair out of his face. Sirius Black did not like to be ignored. He cleared his throat again, this time much louder and they gave a start and spun around looking quite guilty indeed.

"Oh Sirius, it's just you," Hermione said, almost looking disappointed before turning back around and leaning out the window again. Remus grinned and let Ginny back in front of him to get the better view. Sirius was once again staring at their backs; he pursed his lips and let out a shrill whistle. The trio turned again this time looking downright annoyed.

"What is it?" Ginny demanded, her cheeks flushed and her eyes flashing in irritation.

"There was no coffee when I went downstairs," Sirius shrugged and Hermione let out a small growl.

"For Merlins sake Sirius, can't you see where busy? Get it yourself." And with that he was rudely dismissed and presented with their robe clad backs. He approached them cautiously, his curiosity peeked as Ginny let out a small squeal again and clutched Remus's arm for support as she leaned so far out of the window only her legs were left dangling inside. Sirius nudged Hermione to the side and she grudgingly gave him room so he could lean in too.

Sirius's jaw dropped as he witnessed the desecration of his precious hot tub. Just three days old and his poor baby was being defiled in the worst possible way – by his randy godson and his insufferable yet equally horny boyfriend. He let out a strangled cry.

"Isn't it romantic?" Ginny sighed, moving in a little to lean against Remus as they watched Harry lift himself to the edge of the tub and spread his legs allowing Draco to swoop in, capturing his young lover's straining erection between his lips and swallowing him down. Of course all the observers high above could see was the back of his blonde head but judging by the expression on the Boy-Who-Lived the pureblood was doing his job quite well.

Harry's head dropped back and his fingers gripped his lover's head as he bobbed up and down. The naked albino gripped the others thighs as he increased his pace and the water lapped against their bodies.

The boy wonder's moans of pleasure reached the audiences ears and Sirius pulled himself together enough to close his mouth with a click, "Why are we all watching this … this blatant disregard for another mans sacred property?" he spluttered and Hermione shot him a disapproving look before turning back to watch as Harry let out a euphoric cry of release. The trio sighed at the moment.

"Well you see I was on my way to breakfast when I heard Ginny at the end of the hall and came to see what she was laughing at," Hermione explained, "Then Remus came to see what the noise was as well and now we are just enjoying the free show," she finished with a shrug.

Sirius shot Remus a look; he had always suspected his oldest friend to have a thing for other men; maybe not outright homosexuality but at least a certain curiosity for the same sex. And Ginny was pretty much open to everything and anything so he wasn't so surprised to see she had transformed into the ultimate fan girl; however Hermione was normally one to respect other peoples privacy, he wondered why she had decided to stay this long and watch.

His attention was once again diverted to the backyard when Harry stood shakily and stepped back into the hot tub only to be spun around by Draco and bent over on all fours. Ginny seemed to hold her breath as the blonde planted kisses down his spine before preparing him to be penetrated.

"Not in the hot tub, please oh please, not in the hot tub," Sirius began chanting, torn between covering his eyes in horror and leaning even further out the window to get a better look as the blonde man shuffled closer to his godson and thrust into him, nothing about it was gentle and their lovemaking caused the water to slosh over the sides of the tub and onto the decking.

"We can scorgify it later, now shut up they might hear us," Ginny hissed, not looking away from the intimate couple below. The moans and grunts increased and Sirius was just waiting for one of the neighbours to pop over the fence and scare the pair shitless, which would make his day and teach them to keep their private interludes private.

He knew this was a little hypocritical considering he had been sprung more than once this week with his pants down but it was his house and he should have some say over who and what got to deface it. Draco pulled Harry up and thrust into him as his godsons head dropped back onto the blonde's shoulder, his unfocused eyes half lidded in ecstasy. Sirius had to remind himself that Harry couldn't see a thing without his glasses on when the boy looked up at them for a brief minute.

Draco wrapped one long arm around the tanned torso and used his other hand to pump Harry's erection in time to his thrusts and their movements became almost frantic. Their voices raised so much so that if the rest of the house had been sleeping and not sitting on the third watching them they would have all been woken up. It was rather obvious that they were reaching the end of their tether and Sirius watched in horror as his precious hot tub was anointed with the full honours of Harry's manhood.

Without a second thought Sirius whipped out his wand and the others barely had time to get out a warning shout as he shot a spell at the recovering couple turning them instantly into little bunny rabbits. The girls gasped in shock while Remus burst out laughing, Sirius only grinded his teeth while the desperate black and white rabbits scampered to get out of the water.

"Sirius! How could you?" Hermione scolded jumping off the seat and punching his shoulder.

"What? They were defiling my precious hot tub; I won't be able to swim in that for a week – they deserved what they got," he defended himself, rubbing the tender spot she had just abused again, before he had even gotten his explanation out mind you. With a frustrated growl Hermione spun on her heel and stomped down the hallway before practically flying down the stairs.

The other two got up and followed her at a more sedate pace and Sirius was left to wonder if what he had done was really that bad. After all if the two wanted to shag like rabbits in his backyard then they shouldn't mind being the furry animals at all. He got up with a defeated sigh and followed the parade down the stairs to the kitchen where Hermione stood cradling the rabbits in a towel.

Everyone turned to glare at him as he entered the kitchen and the little white bunny looked like it was about to launch across the room and rip his nose off, he stayed plastered to the door to ensure a quick escape.

"Change them back," Hermione demanded, holding her arms out as if sacrificing the two wizards, the fluff balls in question continued to gnash their teeth at him.

He pulled out his wand, knowing he couldn't keep them that way and still potential get some tonight – he flicked his wand and a bright blue light engulfed the pair for a long second. They all watched with baited breath and when the light returned to his wand not one of them could remember to breath.

Instead of two naked men standing in the kitchen as they had all expected they were left with the rabbits. Sirius was in big trouble now.

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