ME: Hey, guys. Here's chapter numero cinco! Gracias. Soy muy inteligente. Hablo mucha espanol. (That means 'thank you. I am very intelligent. I speak lots of espanol'. If u don't know what espanol means, then you are plain stupid. No offense to those who are).

DISCLAIMER:I do not own naruto. Why do I have to keep writing this? Who the hell even started this disclaimer crap?

"Sakura, wait!" yells Tsunade as I rush out of her room. I cannot believe this. That Jerk. Oh, speak of the devil.

"What?" I spit out. He grins, and grabs me by the waist. He hoists me onto his shoulders, sack-of-flour style, and carries me back into the room. Knight in black armor. Actually, scratch that. Creep in black armor.

"Yes?" I growl, grouchy.

Tsunade sighs and looks at me. She motions for Sasuke to leave the room. She says, "Sakura, you will soon be turning sixteen. You will be receiving your animal. Be careful."

As if I didn't know. I can't wait to find out what my animal is. I really hope that its not a flamingo. I mean, what do flamingos do? Everyone is like, "Oh, Sakura! You're definitely going to be a flamingo!" I'm not going to be a fuckin' flamingo, so shut up already! My birthday is tomorrow. It will be an interesting day.

"Hey, I was just wondering. Does the Jerk outside have his animal yet?" I ask, genuinely curious.

The Jerk wrenches open the door and marches inside. He grabs me by my shirt collar and hisses, "That's none of your business." He lets go and continues to glare at me as he leaves the room.

Whoa. Violent much. Actually, I would probably act the same way.

I cross the room, and march outside to Konoha High. The rest of the day passes in a blur.

Hinata, already sixteen, has the . Neji, born before her, has the raven. I find it kind of funny. Naruto, is a little tiger. He is so cute when he transforms! I really wonder what the Jerk is. A frog? No, a snake. Actually, he's too hot to be a snake.

That night, I stir restlessly. I can't sleep, and I feel my bones stretching and moving around. In the morning, I wake up, yawning slightly, and stand up.

I brush my teeth, start to pull on my sweats, and stop. They don't fit. They're too wide. Whoa. Have I morphed? I run to the mirror. My features, are more…feline. I'm hot! I check my ears. Thank god. I'm not an elf.

My boobs are bigger. My nails are longer. My stomach is flatter, but my hips are a little wider. I need to go shopping. Wait. What's with my hair? Why are there white streaks in it? Whoa. My ears are pierced. Holy crap! I have a tattoo. What is that? A cat? Did Naruto tattoo me in my sleep?

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???!!!

NOTE: Hello, peoples! Please R&R. If you do, you rule, if you don't, screw you! Hahaha. Jk. Plz don't take offense. Hey pretzel…if you read this.