Music Drabbles

by immafermata

Take the names of characters and put them on slips of paper. At random pick two. Put iPod on shuffle and use the first few lines to make a story. Crack!fics, crack!pairings. Ross/ Carolyn, Nola/ Alex, Megan/Rogers, Deakins/Carver, Bobby/Mike.

3. My Girlfriend's Dead

Song: My Girlfriend's Dead by The Vandals

Pairing: Megan Wheeler/ Elizabeth Rogers

My Girlfriend's Dead

I once had a girlfriend

But then one day she dumped me

And everywhere I go

People would ask me where she was

I don't want to talk about her

Someone always asks about her

So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead

Once Megan found out that she had to leave, she decided that she should keep her options open and not keep Elizabeth waiting. She loved her, yes, but she decided she should break up with her, not sure how long she was going to be away.

After a bit Rogers found love elsewhere. People still asked about Megan from time to time and seeing as she wasn't sure she was ever coming back she just told everyone that she was dead.