Chapter two already?!

OMG'Z

Disclaimer: I don't own anything mentioned in the previous disclaimer, nor do I own Charlie the Unicorn, Tsubasa Chronicles, xxxHolic or Captain Planet.

I DO Own "Holy shizznitpickleonastick," though.

Chapter two: Shun the non-believer!

So far, the destruction of the Gary-Stu clan had been going successful. However, our group had not come along any Mary-Sues until now, so they had no idea how to fight them.

This Mary-Sue had long, blonde hair, one green and one blue eye and very skimpy clothing.

This Mary-Sue annoyed Raine to no end.

This Mary-Sue was apparently paired with Malfoy because she suddenly strode over to him, squeezed him and was like, "Omg darling i missd u"

And Malfoy was like, "Omg i missed u to"

And Raine was like, "OMG BAD GRAMMAR!"

Rukia and Vader exchanged glances.

Vader nodded.

Vader walked over to Malfoy and knelt on his hands and knees.

"CAN YOU NOT FEEL THE EVIL THAT BURNS WITH THE WHITE HOT INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND PLUS SUNS?! IT RADIATES FROM THIS MARY-SUE'S VERY SKIN!"

"SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!" Malfoy shouted, "SHUNNNNN!"

"WHAT?!" Vader said.

"SHUNNNN!" Malfoy repeated

"YOU'RE GETTING WITH THE MARY-SUE! THE VERY THING YOU VOWED TO DESTROY!" Vader said

"AND YOU BECAME A SITH LORD! THE VERY THING YOU VOWED TO DESTROY! SHUNNNN!"

"You're both abusing the shift key!" Raine said

"But…" Malfoy said, "The author uses caps lock, not shift key."

"THEY BOTH DO THE SAME THING!" Vader said

"WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE!" Malfoy said.

"WHO'S THE NON-BELIEVER, NOW?!" Vader said

"SHUNNNN!" Said everyone

"I SHUN YOU MORE!" Malfoy shouted back.

"I SHUN YOU MORE THAN MORE!" Vader said, holding up a hand, "Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't home! Leave a message after the tone! BEEP!"

"YOUR FACE IS UGLY," Malfoy spat.

"WELL YOURS IS… IS…" Vader said, "Is… PALE!"

"Mine's pale, too…" muttered the author.

"DON'T INTERFERE!" Vader and Malfoy shouted.

"Psh…" The author said. She held a hand up to the screen, "YOU FOOLS! I CAN MAKE YOU DO WHATEVER I WANT YOU TO DO!"

"O RLY?"

"YA RLY!"

"SRSLY?"

"SRSLY!"

"LIKE, SERIOUSLY SRSLY?"

"YES, YOU BONEHEADS!"

"HOLY SHIZZNITPICKLEONASTICK!" Malfoy shouted, "GET THIS MARY-SUE OFF OF ME!"

"but darling i luv u wont u stay wit me," said the Mary-Sue.

"NO!" Malfoy said, "BECAUSE I R 1337!"

"SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!" Malfoy and co. said, holding a hand up to the Mary-Sue, "SHUNNNNN!"

And the Mary-Sue was thrown back, as if she had been hit by a powerful energy ball. She was covered in bruises and her hair was singed. You want to hear about her clothes?! As if they couldn't get any more revealing…

"THE POWER OF SHUNNING!" Malfoy said, putting his hand in the middle, "I AM MALFOY!"

"I AM RUKIA!" She also put her hand in the middle.

"BO-BOBO!"

"WINRY!"

"VADER!"

"RAINE!"

"KAKASHI!"

Suddenly, a blue light glowed from their hands and it went up. It looked like an upside-down water droplet. It went –ASPLODE–. Then, a tall, blonde-haired man with blue eyes floated in the air in its place.

Wearing full-body spandex.

GREEN full-body spandex.

Like Rock Lee.

"By your powers combined, I am," He did a loopdy-loop, "FAI D. FLORITE!"

"And Mokona!" said a white bun on his shoulder.

"This isn't as funny as the last chapter," Vader commented.

"Don't you worry!" Fai said, "The sugar-highness/slap-happiness will come LATER! AFTER FINALS!"

"WE HAVE FINALS?!" Winry and Malfoy shouted

"WE'RE TEACHERS!" Raine argued, pointing to herself and Kakashi, who was reading his famous (infamous?) pink book, "We shouldn't have to take finals! WE GIVE THEM!"

"And I'm the Sith Lord DARTH VADER! SITH LORDS DON'T TAKE FINALS!"

"I took them Last week with Ichigo," Rukia said.

Bo-bobo remained quiet.

"No, I meant the Author!" Fai said, still smiling, "She has finals next week!"

"But… they're just semester finals, aren't they?" Winry asked, still trying to calm down.

"Yes, but she still needs to pass!" Fai said, "OR ELSE SHE WILL BE EMOOOOOO!"

"NOOOOOO!" everyone shouted.

That was the last thing they needed - an emo author!

TO BE CONTINUED…

Yes, yes I know… this one wasn't as funny or long… If you have any ideas (again), I would be happy to use them and I'll mention you.

If I have no idea how to insert them, I'll mention you anyway.

And then probably find a way to put 'em in later.

And I know no one's commented on the previous chapter, yet… but I had to get the "SHUNNN!" down before I forgot it. xDD.

It came to me at 3:00 this morning.

Oh, and I'm going to start doing interviews with random characters, so if you have questions for 'em, say so in the comments.