Disclaimer: I don't own anything stated in previous disclaimers (including any songs being sung), Yakitate! Japan, Lord of the Rings, Peacemaker Kurogane, or Trigun.
Special appearances: Kuri-Kara (she kind of helped me with this chapter, too…xDD)
Chapter four: I can't cook, but I can bake!
Whilst our favorite group was fighting off some random Gary-Stus, a guy with blonde hair that stuck up, wearing glasses and a nifty trench coat, walked out of some random bush.
"GIVE. VASH. DOUGHNUTS," he said, "VASH. HUNGRY."
"Uh…" Raine said, "I'LL MAKE THEM!"
She was dogpiled.
"RUN, VASH! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN GET AWAY FROM RAINE'S COOKING!" Kakashi shouted
"I CAN'T COOK, BUT I CAN BAKE!!"
"Is there a difference?!" Vader asked
"Yes!" Raine said
"How?!"
"You COOK stuff that's NOT DRY and requires a STOVE!" Raine said, "However, when you BAKE, you use an OVEN!"
"You use an oven to prepare chicken, too…"
"I'm not preparing chicken, now, am I? We're making DOUGHNUTS!"
"I bet you don't even USE an oven to prepare doughnuts… because those are pastries…" Said the clouds, "Let's ask our sponsors! KAZUMAAAAA!"
A TV popped out of nowhere and everyone sat down in theatre seats.
"When this is over, I must study this…" Raine muttered to herself.
"Kazuma!" The clouds said, "Do you use an oven to make Doughnuts?"
The boy with brown hair and reddish eyes, Kazuma, wearing a blue-ish baking uniform shrugged.
"I only make Japan!" he said.
"Well, that was useless!" Bo-bobo said, grinning and destroying the TV.
Raine gasped.
"I WAS GOING TO STUDY THAT!"
"Sorry,"
"It's okay,"
"Really?"
"No, but let's pretend it is,"
"OKAY!"
So, the Professor and the Mighty Hero shook hands.
Suddenly, everyone was in baking uniforms and Vash was holding the microphone.
"Why do I get the feeling that we need to do this to advance the plot?" said a familiar voice at the judges' Panel
"So we can find out if Raine can actually bake," said another.
"ITACHI!" Kakashi shouted, surprised.
"Genis…?" Raine asked no-one in particular.
"BWAHAHA! FOOLISH BIG BROTHER!" Said another voice, "I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOUR POSITION AWAY FROM YOU!"
"Sasuke, you bastard, I worked hard for this spot." Itachi said.
Vash stared at the judges' panel and then looked at his imaginary watch.
"Tatsunosuke should have been here by now…" He said out loud, "Legolas, too…"
"Maybe we should call them…?" Vader asked, raising a hand. His uniform was pink – BRIGHT pink.
It had started out white.
"When did you do that?!" Vash asked, pointing at the uniform.
"Just a few seconds ago – I made it so it would fit my personality," Vader said.
And they all looked at him.
"That's actually a brilliant idea," Malfoy said.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'ACTUALLY'?!" Vader shouted
Malfoy was about to say something when a marshmallow was shot into his mouth.
Then, Kuri-Kara came outta nowheres and SHOT MORE MARSHMALLOWS AT MALFOY WITH HER MARSHMALLOW GUN!
While said marshmallows encircled said boy, Kuri-Kara tackled Kakashi.
And then took his mask.
Fortunately for Kakashi, he had another one under it.
Kuri-Kara just ran like hell with the one she'd abducted.
Why? Because she's my AIM friend and shall therefore receive an article of Kakashi's clothing.
Once my hand stops itching.
The characters waited around for the author's hand to stop itching.
While doing that, Tatsunosuke and Legolas came to the judges' panel to sit next to the three already there.
"I keep telling you – if you don't get out and do something, your little brother will never learn to read!" Legolas said.
"He reads just fine,"
Legolas snorted.
"Riiiiight…"
Tatsu raised an eyebrow.
"What's with you?" he asked
"Nothing," Legolas replied.
Silence…
"WE'RE HERE!" Legolas suddenly shouted.
"AS IF WE DIDN'T KNOW!" Winry shouted, chucking a wrench at him.
Legolas ducked and it hit Sasuke in the head.
"WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS HIT ME?!" He shouted.
"Because you're emo and abuse the caps lock!"
"That's Malfoy!"
"You're still emo!"
"That's Harry!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"YOU'RE ANNOYING!" Raine shouted at Sasuke, "SHUN THE ANNOYING ONE!"
"SHUNNNN!" Everyone shouted and Fai flew out of the portal with a body bag.
"I'M NOT EVEN DEAD, YET!" Sasuke screamed as Fai bagged him. He forced him into the portal and bid everyone adieu.
"I bid thee adieu!" he said, disappearing.
"That was… odd…" Legolas said.
Itachi had been sitting there the whole time listening to his iTachi.
"OUTSIDE INSIDE OUT! LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA!" He shouted, "Everybody now!"
"SHE WILL WEAR YOU OUT! LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA!" Malfoy screeched
Everyone was like, -staaaaare-
And Malfoy was like, "What? He told us to join him!"
"You thought I was serious…?" Itachi said.
"Nevermind…"
So, everyone forgot that incident.
ALMOST everyone…
Kakashi laughed evilly.
"Stupid girl, going through that door…" He said, reading his book.
Okay, nevermind…
Vash looked at his watch again.
"Oh, well. We're out of time for the baking competition," He said.
"WHAT? DAMN!" Raine shouted, shaking Genis violently.
"Wha-a-at d-i-id I-I d-o-o-o?!" Genis said.
"NOTHING!" Raine said, dropping him.
Violently.
Okay, so she threw him down…
But, you weren't supposed to know that.
You just HAD to keep on pushing it, didn't you?
PSH.
I shunneth thee!
But, you can keep reading if you want.
Except that this chapter ends right here.
TO BE CONTINUED…
I NEED REVIEWS…
PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!
Vader: Has it ever occurred to you that they might not like your story?
Foxtail: Yes, that's why I want the people who actually like it to REVIEW.
Vader: … that's what I MEAN.
Foxtail: SHUT UP. –WHACK–