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Chapter Five: Olives. In my pants.

So, they had finally reached the village that Kakashi had suggested they go to – it was called "OLIVE GARDEN."

Genis looked around.

"Where are the olives?" he asked

"WHY ARE YOU GUYS STILL HERE?!" Vader cried.

"Uh… because the Author didn't tell us to go away, yet?" Tatsunosuke answered.

"LEGOLAS! CAREFUL WHERE YOU POINT THAT THING!" Itachi shouted.

"What?" Legolas asked, accidentally letting go and stabbing a random villager, "oops…"

"At least he wasn't vital to the plot," Genis muttered.

"WHAT plot?" Winry asked

"Good point…"

"GUYS! GUYS, GUESS WHAT?!" Malfoy shouted, running over.

"What?" Vader asked

"I'VE GOT OLIVES!" Malfoy shouted, "IN MY PANTS!" He turned out his pockets and Olives fell out, "Well, they were…"

"I hate olives," another random villager said.

"HOW CAN YOU HATE OLIVES?!" Raine shouted, "YOU LIVE IN OLIVE GARDEN! OLIVE HATER!" she started pelting onions at him, "FACE THE WRATH OF THESE ONIONS! ONION POWAAAAH!"

"Uh… Raine…" Genis said

"DON'T INTERFERE, GENIS!" Raine cried, "I'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL!"

"ANY MORE AND YOU'LL KILL HIM!" Genis shouted

"What?" Raine asked, throwing one last onion.

"OH MY GOD!" Some guy shouted, "YOU KILLED KENNY!"

"YOU—" Someone else was about to say.

Raine threatened with handfulls of onions.

"DON'T. YOU. DARE." Raine said, the word "DOOM" in the background.

"Yes, Miss!" the guy said, scampering off.

"Poor Kenny…" Genis said,

"Let's HAVE a funeral!" Vader suggested.

"Here we go with emphasizing the wrong words again…" Kakashi muttered, slapping his forehead.

"I'M sorry," Vader said.

"HOW DID YOU HEAR ME?!" Kakashi asked

"I have goOD EArs," Vader replied

"Uh… okay,"

"WINRY!" Shouted Raine.

"What?" Winry asked

"YOU HAVE A QUESTION FROM KURI-KARA!"

"Isn't she that one girl that stole Kakashi's mask…?"

"Yes," Raine said

"Oh… What's her question?"

"She wants to know if you'll ever marry Edward,"

"…" Said Winry, "NO, WHAT ARE YOU?! INSANE?"

"That probably means yes…" Raine said,

"WHAT?! THAT CANNOT BE!" Shouted a voice.

"Kabuto?!" Kakashi shouted, "I'LL CAPTURE YOU!" Kabuto came running out of nowhere and Kakashi sat on him, "WHERE IS OROCHIMARU'S HIDEOUT?! I DEMAND INFORMATION!"

Kabuto simply stood up and pushed Kakashi off.

"WINRY, HOW COULD YOU THINK OF MARRYING EDWARD?!" Kabuto shouted.

"But… I didn't…" Winry said simply, shrugging.

"SHE SAID YOU DID!" Kabuto shouted, pointing accusingly at Raine, who was constructing an onion gun.

"What? Why are we all looking at me?" Raine asked.

"KABUTO. THE ANSWER IS NO. SO, GO BACK HOME! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS FIC IN THE FIRST PLACE!" The clouds said.

"Well, I guess if an author says so…" Kabuto said. He then shook his fist at the clouds, "IF YOU MAKE THEM MARRY, I SHALL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU!"

"Only if I write it, you will!" Said the clouds.

Kabuto stomped off angrily.

"Well, that was odd…" Winry said, "But the answer, Kuri-Kara, is no because the author's writing is very biased."

"WOOHOO!" Kabuto shouted from somewhere in the distance.

"I TOLD YOU TO GO HOME!" The clouds shouted.

"PARTY POOPER!"

"DON'T YOU HAVE CHORES TO DO?!"

"SHIT!"

And that was the last of Kabuto.

"AHAHA!" Raine shouted, "IT'S FINISHED!" she cackled madly, holding up her onion gun.

"Raine," Kakashi said, "Put it down."

"Oh, but—"

"Relaaaaaax, there are no Olive Haters around at the moment,"

"I HATE OLIVES!" someone shouted.

"YOU SHALL DIE AN ONIONY DEATH!" Raine shouted, running off.

"Well, that went smoothly…" Malfoy said sarcastically.

In a few seconds, Raine came back all smiley.

"So, you're not gonna lug that thing around with you, are you?" Vader asked

"Of course not!" Raine said.

"Then, what are you going to do with it?" Vader asked.

"YOU carry it,"

"WHY?!"

"RELAX, BOZO! I WAS KIDDING! GOD, I-I MEAN, MARTEL!"

TO BE CONTINUED…

Was Raine really kidding?

What's with that onion obsession?

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