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Chapter six: Survival stories!
So, where did we leave off?
Ah, yes – the onion gun.
Turns out Raine had to leave it behind, since the hotel wouldn't allow anything that would kill anyone inside, save Kakashi's shuriken/Kunai, Raine's staff, Legolas's bow-and-arrow, Genis's Kendama, Winry's wrench, Itachi's… well, Itachi himself, Malfoy's Wand, Rukia's techniques, Bo-bobo's nose-hair, and Darth Vader's choking… thing.
Suddenly, Raine turned to look at Genis, Tatsunosuke and Legolas.
Holding onions.
"LEAVE. WE DON'T NEED YOU HERE,"
"Why does he get to stay?!" Legolas asked, pointing at Itachi.
"Don't question Raine," Genis muttered
"BECAUSE HE CAN!" Raine shouted. She would have thrown the onions had Kakashi not held her back.
That insane woman…
So, Legolas, Genis and Tatsunosuke poofed.
"WELL, THEN. LET'S CHECK INTO THE HOTEL!" Vader shouted, "Since it's two-per-room, let's draw names from a hat to see whom shares with whom!"
Everyone stared at him.
"No, we're not using my helmet," he said, gripping the sides of said helmet.
"Then, what're we going to use?" Itachi asked.
"I KNOW!" Bo-bobo shouted, standing up.
His 'fro opened to reveal…
A BASKET!
"Not just ANY basket – a WOVEN basket!" Bo-bobo said, placing papers with all of their names on them in the basket. He swished it around.
"Would you do the honors?" He asked, holding the basket out to Itachi.
Itachi cleared his throat and was about to speak when the author cut him off.
"Alright, alright. Since this part is boring, I'll just tell you," said the clouds, "First is Malfoy and Vader, then it's Winry and Rukia, Itachi and Bo-bobo, Raine and Kakashi. No, I did not purposely put Kakashi and Raine in the same room – I seriously pulled names from a hat."
Itachi shrugged. He could live with that.
"WHAT?!" Malfoy asked, "I CAN'T SHARE A ROOM WITH VADER!"
"THE FIRST NIGHT: MALFOY'S SURVIVAL STORY!" Kakashi said.
Then, a text box appeared and said, "Kakashi has earned the title 'Outbursts are FUN!'"
Rukia poked the text box with a stick until it went away.
Malfoy sighed and trudged off to his room to write in the diary—
"JOURNAL!"
Right, right… Journal.
Entry # 582
Author: Draco Malfoy
Location: Town named 'Olive Garden'
Date: two days after I last wrote
OMGZ. THIS SUCKS. I have to share a HOTEL ROOM with DARTH VADER. I swear, that Author TOTALLY DID NOT PULL NAMES FROM A HAT! She probably put it this way cause it would be FUNNY.
I don't think it's funny at all!
PSH.
Draco
He closed the book, satisfied, and put it back into his robes.
That night was an odd night.
For everyone.
"I SUGGEST… STRIP POKER!" some unnamed guest they'd met in the restaurant said. Let's name him S.U.G.T.M.I.T.R. – his initials!
"NO," Shouted everyone.
"Fine," Said Sugtmitr, stomping off, "THIS WON'T BE THE LAST YOU SEE OF ME!"
"Losar," Malfoy said, turning his head to the side to do a smiley.
Everyone stared.
"What?" Malfoy asked, turning his head right-side-up again.
"Nothing," Winry said quickly, going back to her food.
Someone then threw crackers at Rukia, who swung at them with her fist.
"TAKE THAT, FOOLS," Rukia shouted
"WHEN CRACKERS ATTACK: RUKIA'S SURVIVAL STORY!" Kakashi said.
"I'm still hungry," Itachi said.
"HUNGER: ITACHI'S SURVIVAL STORY!"
"I'm surrounded by idiots…" Raine muttered.
"IDIOTS: RAINE'S SUR—"
"SHUT UP!"
"Yes, Ma'am,"
They all went back to eating.
"GUYS," Winry suddenly said, "One time, I was downstairs… and… like, my arm…"
"GOT EATED?!" Malfoy asked
"NO! IT GOT STUCK IN THE MICROWAVE!" Winry replied
"MICROWAVES: WINRY'S—" Kakashi started
"NO!" Raine shouted.
"Sorry…"
"I HAVE YOU BEAT!" Itachi said, pointing, "My grandma once Hitch-hiked a bus of penguins!"
"Don't you mean Hijacked?" Rukia asked
"NO, SHUT UP!" Itachi shouted, "Anyway, so she Hitch-hiked it, and dropped a bowl of acid on RONALD MCDONALD!"
"Isn't he that creepy pedophilic clown from McDonalds?" Raine asked
Itachi nodded.
"BOWL OF ACID: RO—"
"NO!"
"Sorry…"
I don't even have to WRITE who said what.
"Hey… you know Davy Jones?" Rukia asked
"The one with the locker?" Bo-bobo asked
"Yeah," Rukia said.
"10,000 LEAGUES BENEATH THE SEA: THE UNTOLD STORY!" Kakashi said, "HAH! YOU DIDN'T CUT ME OFF!"
Raine head/desked.
"Why would anyone want to keep their gym-gear that far under water? Did he not have the money to wash his clothes?" Rukia asked
"Maybe he liked the smell of salt?" Malfoy suggested.
"No, it's because if something stinks bad enough, if you inhale it directly, you could die," Raine said
"And… how do you inhale it indirectly?" Rukia asked
"Through an AIR CLEANSER!" Bo-bobo said, his 'fro opening up to reveal a 'plug-it-in' thing-a-ma-bob.
And then it closed.
TO BE CONTINUED…
What is the real reason that Davy Jones kept his gym stuff 10,000 leagues beneath the sea?
What are these untold stories?
Will there be more?
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