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Sasuke: … Big and Rich…?
Yes, now shut up, bizznitch. I hate you.
Sasuke: the feeling is mutual.
Good. It better be.
Disclaimer: I do not own things mentioned in previous disclaimers, "LOGGED!", "No one can defeat the power of emo!", Naruto: The Abridged Series or Final Fantasy. LOTR was mentioned in a previous disclaimer.
Chapter eight: Team onion!
So, while our favorite group was traveling route 66, a certain… um… person was watching them through the glass of some random restaurant.
"Omigawd, guys!" Malfoy said, "We need a team name! How about Malfoy!"
"Kakashi!" Kakashi said.
"NO, I VOTE RUKIA!" Rukia cried
"BO-BOBO!"
"ITACHIIIII!"
"WINRY, IDIOTS!"
"VADOR!"
"But, your name is spelled 'Vader'…" Rukia said.
"I know that,"
"TEAM ONION!" Raine shouted darkly.
"TEAM ONION IT IS!" Kakashi agreed.
Raine has earned the title 'Onion Mistress!'
And suddenly, they were all wearing shirts with onions on them, somewhat like jerseys for a soccer team.
So, they all decided that they were in need of refueling and went into the next restaurant.
Which happened to have the one that the random person was in.
"AHAHAHA!" Cried said random person.
"OH MY GAWD, SASUKE!" Itachi yelled, pointing a finger at him.
"NO! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO RECOGNIZE ME!" Sasuke cried, jumping at him and attempting to hit him. However, Itachi turned into a log!
"LOOOOOGGGEEEEDDDD!" shouted the log
"NO! IT'S YOU AGAIN!" Sasuke shouted, "I shall defeat you this time!"
and they went into a battle sequence, kind of like Tales of Symphonia.
I know. That was stolen from Naruto: The Abridged Series by MasakoX and Vegeta3986.
But, what can I say?
I want their skillz.
So, anyway, the battle sequence.
Sasuke got into a fighting stance and the Log kinda stood there.
Log casts 'Judgement!'
"GUARDIAN!" Sasuke yelled, a green ball encircling him.
Unfortunately, since this is Sasuke, the spell got through the…other spell, thus causing Sasuke to get a K.O.
Once the battle sequence ended, though, Malfoy stupidly stabbed him with a Phoenix Down. Sasuke ran at Kakashi with shuriken.
"NO ONE CAN DEFEAT THE POWER OF EMO!"
Kakashi sighed.
"Not another take-off of Naruto: The Abridged Series… Stupid Fan-Copyright infringement…" he muttered as he sat on Sasuke.
"No… No, you know what? I hate you. I hate all of you," Sasuke said. Kakashi stood up and Sasuke sulked away.
Author has earned the title 'OMGSKILLZPLZ'
No, that doesn't mean I have skillz.
It means I want MasakoX and Vegeta3986's skillz.
Like shazziggety loofa.
"Shazziggety loofa?" Rukia asked no one in particular.
Yeah, just roll with it.
"I like Rolls," Raine said, "AND ONIONS!"
"Yes, yes, WE KNOW," everyone shouted.
So, they ate food without finishing that argument. Just as they were about to leave, someone stood in their path.
"YOU SHALL NOT PISS!" said some guy.
"IT'S GANDALF!" Winry yelled.
"YOU SHALL NOT PISS!" Gandalf repeated.
"But I really gotta go!" Malfoy whined.
"Rock paper scissors, best three of five," Gandalf said.
Malfoy nodded and they began.
Malfoy had Rock and Gandalf had Scissors.
Malfoy: 0. Gandalf: 1
"What?!" Malfoy cried, "Rock beats scissors!"
"NO, THEY DON'T!" Gandalf shouted.
Next, Malfoy had Scissors and Gandalf had rock.
Malfoy: 0. Gandalf: 2.
"WHAT?! BUT—!" Malfoy cried. He sighed. "FINE."
And now, Malfoy had Paper and Gandalf had Scissors.
Malfoy: 1. Gandalf: 2.
Pretty soon, Malfoy somehow won.
Said boy ran off insanely.
And everyone waited.
And waited.
And waited some more.
"Hey guys," Winry said.
They all looked at her.
"Let's leave him," she continued.
They all nodded in agreement and then left the place.
"Oh mah gawd," Vader said, "This is crazy, but I think Malfoy's actually part of the bad side!"
"Come to think of it, he IS acting emo…" Rukia said.
They all nodded.
"He shall be shunned!" Raine concluded.
They nodded again.
Malfoy ran around the corner.
"Are you on the bad side?!" Winry shouted.
"YES!" Malfoy yelled.
They all put their hands up.
"SHUNNNNNN!" They all cried and Mokona popped out and ate him.
MEANWHILE…
"I thought I told you not to tell them you were on the bad side!" Aion yelled.
"Well, I was being sarcastic when I said 'yes'," Malfoy said.
"How many times do I have to tell you that you FAIL at sarcasm?!"
Malfoy shrugged.
"IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!"
"Sorry…"
"Idiot…"
MEANWHILE AGAIN…
"I can't believe that," Winry said.
"I know," Bo-bobo said, "I didn't think he was on the bad side either."
"No, I was talking about how that sign over there says 'BELIEVE IT!' on it," Winry replied.
Bo-bobo looked at the said sign, got a spray-pain can out and wrote 'DON'T' before it.
Raine nodded in approval.
And they went merrily on their way.
TO BE CONTINUED…
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