DISCLAIMER: I don't own the character or the show.
RATING: Kinda Rish
CONTENT: Language, Drunkenness, and Sexual Situations
SPOILERS: None
NOTES: The second to final part of this great story. I know this is WAY over due, but other things been popping up, so I can't help the fact I couldn't update this story like I wanted to for so long. For the fans of this crazy tale, thanks for waiting!!
Raising the glass to his nose, Chase took in the rich scent of raspberries, enjoying the smell as he look at the woman sitting across from him. Smirking, he placed a leg over one of the arms of the chair. "Tell me, Wuya. Who brought this lovely gift?" he asked, licking his lips at the glass in his hand as he waited for her reply.
"Spicer," she answered, pouring herself a glass of the wine. She glanced around the very large dining room, admiring the art Chase collected over the years, wishing for the castle she once ruled from. To her, that would be the greatest gift of all...that and all of her powers back, which she hopes happens if Chase gets drunk enough. "The boy maybe a fool, but he knows what to give a woman for her birthday."
"Indeed," taking the glass to the air, "A toast to your birthday. Remember this Wuya, because I won't be so nice to people who lose the Shen Gong Wus to monks that's not even a quater of age." he added. The candle lights made his eyes looks more deadly than before. Wuya shrinked down a bit at his bitter words and eyes, but rise her glass in the air.
"Thank you." she said. They finally tint their heads back, welcoming the wine down their throats. They both put their glasses on the table at the same time, savoring the taste, and buzz.
"Well," Chase started as he move around his seat. "This is a feeling I haven't felt in thousands of years."
"I agree," Wuya replied, grabbing the bottle once again. "Would you care for another glass?" she offered.
"Please!!" Chase quickly responded, already with his glass in his hand. Smiling, Wuya walked over to the prideful warrior, pouring him his second glass. As she walked back to her seat, Chase carefully watched her, eyes matching each sway of her hips. Unknowing to her, Wuya took her seat, sitting the bottle down on the table nor she noticed the evil grin on his face. "Wuya, you may come down, and sit next to me." he told her, patting a seat next to him. Taken back by his invite, Wuya didn't waste anytime to take up the offer with the bottle and glass in each hand. By the time she sat down, Chase drank his glass, and pouring himself another glass.
Appearing back in his lab, Jack toss the Golden Tiger Claws at one of his many robots to place it where it belong. He sighed in relief as he remove his coat and goggles, placing them at his desk. It didn't take long for another robot grabbing the items, and put them away. "Robots, shut down for the night!" he commanded as he threw himself onto a bed.
He closed his eyes for a second, until a computer on legs ran up to his side, "Jack! Important video IM! Important video IM!" it screamed into his ears. Screaming like a little girl, Jack sat up too fast and fell off the bed as the computer continued to say the same thing over and over again. Cursing, Jack picked himself off the ground, and pressed 'Enter' on the keyboard to stop the awful sound, and to review who would IM him.
A window popped up, but nothing happened. After a few minutes, Jack muttered he might have to fix the computer since nothing is showing up. He was about to shut the computer off, until he heard a faint Southern accent cursing about cameras. Finally, something brown and tiny came to view and said, "Hello, Jack! This is your dear old friend, Hannibal Bean. Ya must be wonderin' why in the hell Ah would IM ya."
"Read my mind." Jack spoke to the screen.
"Ah'll tell you. See that nice wine you made for Wuya earlier is something Ah cooked up."
Confused, Jack rubbed his face to keep awake. "What the hell he'-" he started in mid sentence as he finally realized something. It was him! He was the guy I was talking to about my gift problem! Jack thought. Anger boiled in his body, balling his hand into a fist. "Why that piece of sh-"
"By now, ya probally realize that it was Ah that was tellin' ya about the wine. As Ah speak, Wuya and Chase Young is drinking the wine ya made. There's a hidden camera in the room. Ah put it on the label, so tiny that no one would guess where it is," Another window popped up below the window with Bean's face on. "Ya can watch as well."
Jack stood up straight. "I'm not going to get blame for this." He went to the back of the lab to look for the Golden Tiger Claws.
"Ah won't do that if Ah was ya," Bean's voice carried on. Jack looked up at the computer. "When they open that fine bottle, a fume was release. You can't get there with those claws if ya wanted to." Defeated, Jack walked back to the computer, and took a seat. He enlarged the window with Wuya and Chase on, biting his nails as he saw the two drinking.
With the bottle already half empty, Chase and Wuya was drunk. At first, Jack didn't understand how these two can get drunk, but he remember something.
Earlier that day, he saw a packet on his bed. He opened it, only to reveal a fancy box with an empty bottle. A small note under the bottle, saying:
'Wuya's birthday is today. I think you know what to do with this.'
Seeing that bottle made him freak out about Wuya's birthday. Bean knew he would do anything to please Wuya.
Damn him
Wuya's giggles woke Jack out of his world. He moved closer to the screen, not wanting to miss a thing. "You have nice eyes." Chase glanced up at the witch, giving her a smile so huge that it could break his face into two.
"I'll thank you, Wuya. You have nice eyes too," he commented, then he took a swig of the wine. "You also have a lovely pair." Before Wuya could say anything (since she was too busy drink from the bottle), Chase grabbed her breast.
"Oh God!!" yelled Jack, falling back in his seat. He always thought that Wuya has nice breasts, but knew better to comment on them or touching them.
"Oh dear!!" shouted Bean, eyes bugging out of his head, and also falling back in his seat. As they both got up from their seat. Bean looked at Jack and said, "Um.. I didn't see that coming."
"What do you mean you didn't see this coming?! You made the wine yourself!" Jack protested. "You should know what you put in there!"
Bean disappeared from the screen, only to reappeared with some papers in his 'hands', and reading glasses. He muttered the words on the papers, until something caught his eyes. "Oh dear."
"Oh dear? That's the second time you said that! What are you 'oh dearing'?" demanded Jack, getting so close to the screen that his eye is the only thing shown on his side.
Wiping the sweat from his brow, Bean grinned back at Jack. "It appear that I put in Spanish Fly inside the bottle."
"You mean that stuff at the bottom that you said it's the raspberry flavor."
"Raspberry Flavored Spanish Fly. Ah must be misreading things in my old age."
"...Oh dear."
Wuya looked at the hand on her breast, licked her lips, then she moved even closer to Chase. Putting her own hand on Chase's thigh, Wuya started to play with Chase's hair."They look even better without this old thing covering them." she told him.
Bean spitted out his drink. "What?!"
"She never said that to me." Jack muttered under his breath, crossing his arms and blushing.
Chase grinned at Wuya. then licked her ear lope. "Why don't we go to my private headquarters.?" he purred out his suggestion. Taking Wuya's laughing as a 'yes', Chase stood up with the bottle in his hand, and taking a sip from the bottle. Wuya stood up, and started to walk with Chase. Unknowing to her, the chair caught the end of her dress. As she continued to walk, the leg of the chair still held on to the dress, until she finally stumbled over her own bare feet. Due to his high senses, Chase turned around just time to catch Wuya before falling flat on her face.
Bean and Jack held their breath when they heard the ripping of her dress. Wuya looked up at Chase like a lost child, wondering what in the world is going on, then she remember that stupid dress got in her way again. Looking back on the piece of the dress that laid on the floor, Wuya took a second to realize why her legs were cold. "So that what my legs looks like." With Chase's help, she stood up straight the best way she could, admiring that her dress is now above her thighs.
Giggling, Chase took her hand. "I believe that you are Tina Tuner's twin sister. The younger one." Wuya licked the side of his face, making they both burst into a fit of laughter. "Off we go." Chase lead Wuya the way, almost tripping on his own feet as well.
Jack, and Bean stared at each other with their jaws touching the floor. Both try to say something, but no words would come out. For the millionth time, Bean finally could say the first thing, "Wow."
"Wow," Jack's nose started to bleed. "Finally!! I get to see porn for free!! No more going to those paid tease sites." he cheered.
"Wuya once told me that Ah would NEVER see her naked. HA!" They both shared another evil laughter...then they went to get some snacks.
The End of Part 2
I'm almost done!! Yes!! Not worry, it won't take another year for the last part. LOL!