Me: Ok, now, today, I would like to introduce you to two new charactertalkers! Haruka and Shuu! Now, you get aquainted! (leaves the room)
Haruka: Hello May, I am Haruka, your evil Japanese counterpart!
Shuu: Hello Drew, I am Shuu, your evil Japanese counterpart!
Haruka/Shuu: We want to ruin your lives!
May: Um...how exactly are you gonna do that?
(Me walks in, Haruka clutches her arm and Shuu rolls over on the floor)
Haruka: POKEMONISTHEBEST!!! MAY HIT ME!
Shuu: POKEMONISTHEBEST!!! DREW PUSHED ME!
May/Drew: Wha?
Me: May! Drew! I am surprised at you!
May/Drew: They faked it!
(Haruka dabs purple makeup on her arm and Shuu cuts his knee with a penknife)
Me: No they're not! Look at them! May, you have a clean record, you are grounded for a week! Drew...stay here...
May: (screams as she runs up the stairs) SHE IS EVIL!!!
Drew: W-what are you gonna do to me?
Me: Drew, I hate to do this (well actually I love to do this lol) but THIS MEANS THE MALLET!
Drew: Noooooooo! I'll do anything you want!
Me: Do the disclaimer.
Drew: She doesn't own pokemon!
Me: (takes out mallet) I'm still gonna beat you up!
Drew: AARRGGHH!!!!!
Haruka/Shuu: On with the random fic that can hardly be called a story!
"Aaaand...we are back! With only hypy hyper Dawn-"
She mouthed the words"Hi mom!".
"-densey dense Ash-"
He frowned.
"-and flirty flirt Misty! Misty, stop that! Ashy boy won't be too pleased with you!"
Misty looked thoughtful, then yelled,
"I knew I recognised that voice! THE ANNOUNCER IS GARY OAK!"
Gary walked on stage and waved to tumultous applause.
"Yes, it's me! Who missed me?"
Male voices shouted
"Who luuurves me?"
Female voices almost tore down the studio.
"Well that answers that question, doesn't it? Now, our starter this time is... Ashy boy AGAIN? What type of biased show is this? Never mind- what is he gonna say?"
Ash grinned.
"I bet Dawn is too busy giggling to hear this!"
"Ok, then, what's the message?"
"That is the message!"
"Oh! Well, let's see how it goes!"
Ash whispered the message to Misty, who whispered the message to Dawn, who proved Ash right by giggling.
"I'm sorry, that is not the correct answer! Out you go!"
Dawn didn't move.
"I said out you go!"
Dawn looked around, wondering what was meant to happen.
"SPECIAL EFFECTS LADY!"
The lady awoke with a start, and pressed a button. Dawn flew straight into the air, then landed in a pond which just happened to be in Paul's back garden. He pulled her out, then gave her his jacket to warm up...awwww...