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Author's Note: I must apologize now for this chapter being shorter and probably the more grammar mistakes as I have a small case of writers block but I wanted to get another chapter up so here we go. Please R & R, get me over my writers block by good reviews and you will be rewarded with a great chapter next week. Yes I'm bribing you, I can do that! XD. Enjoy.

Everyone in that kitchen looked at one another with shocked looks on their faces, everyone except the smug looking Frank N. Furter.
"Wait, what?!" Tom yelled, placing his face in his hand. "You guys know each other?" Frank's smile grew and Brad and Janet exchanged nervous looks, Brad nodded.
"Tom," Janet said softly, "Frank's your real father." Tom looked up to his parents, even more shocked then before and then turned slowly to face Frank, the look on his face not changing.
"Oh, I thought he looked familiar." Frank said, looking Tom up and down with a smile still playing on his lips.
"Well that explains why those two were after you! I can't believe it! You're half Transylvanian! That is just… wow." Joey said, still looking in utter shock, a thousand thoughts running through he mind a minute. Two thoughts kept coming back amongst the others. One was how cool it was that Tom was a prince to another planet in another galaxy and the second was envy at the fact he was a prince of another planet. She was just a boring old earthling who just plain didn't fit in with the rest of the world. Hey, at least her boyfriend was interesting, so was his real father. "Why aren't you surprised you have a kid?" Joey asked facing Frank. Frank shrugged.
"I get around a lot," He said, "It was bound to happen somewhere along the way. I also had my suspicions, he's too good-looking to be a complete Earthling."
"Oh." Joey said, looking at Tom now, looking him up and down like Frank had done just a second ago.
"EW!" Tom suddenly yelled and faced his Mum and the man he considered his Dad again. "MUM! YOU SLEPT WITH FRANK!!!" He yelled in disgust.
"Well… so did I." Brad added in an ashamed voice.
"DAD!" Tom yelled again. Joey couldn't believe her ears. This was way too much. Tom's parents, not including the Doctor, were very straight and narrow. Now it turns out that they've both slept with a Transvestite! That did not seem like them. "How?" Tom asked, "I mean, how did it happen?"
"We'll tell you," Janet said, "If you tell us what Joey meant by 'those two' were after you."

And so they went through telling both stories, sitting at the kitchen table. Brad, Janet and Frank's story was interrupted by comments from the kids about certain bits. Joey, Tom and Frank's were interrupted by Brad and Janet gasping occasionally.
"So Tom, Riff Raff and Magenta are after you and Frank because you two are the heirs to the thrown but Frank doesn't want to go and you don't want to go to a strange planet?" Brad said, recalling what he just heard. Tom and Frank nodded in unison, it was like seeing double.
"And Joey, they caught you but let you go for no reason." Janet said.
"Yeah." Joey said.
"See, what did I tell you? I think I'm right about her." Janet whispered in Brad's ear. Brad shrugged, showing he kind of agreed but she could still be wrong.
"Looks like we're in a right proper mess here." Brad said, placing both hands on the kitchen table.
"Mum, Dad you two aren't, you guys can stay out of this." Tom said, "This is between Steph, Chris, Joey… Frank, I'm just going to call him Frank, and I. You two don't have to get mixed up in this." Tom said, his parent's best interest at heart.
"He's right. We're in a mess, you two are fine. Let us deal with it." Joey added just as sincerely as Tom. She liked Brad and Janet, they were nice.
"No, we got ourselves into this mess the day we went into that castle and now we're going to help get all of us out of it." Brad said.
"Thanks Dad." Tom said and smiled.
"Yes, Brad and Janet you are both very noble." Frank said. Janet couldn't help but smile at Frank, he still had some charm over her. Brad looked at her and Janet looked away, pulling the smile off her face.

Just then Steph and Chris came in and everyone looked at them.
"Hey, the door was unlocked so we just let ourselves in." Chris said, "What did we miss?"
"Well," Joey said, preparing to explain it all quickly. "It turns out Brad and Janet slept with Frank the night Riff Raff and Magenta killed him, Tom is actually Frank's son, they are both heirs to the Transsexual, a planet's throne and neither one of them wants to go so we've all got to stop the two weirdos getting to them. Oh and we still don't know why they just let me go." Chris and Steph stared at each other for a second, everyone else still staring at them.
"Wow," Steph said, "That's a lot."
"Yeah." Joey whispered.
"Oh," Tom butted in, "And my Mum slept with Frank's creation that couldn't speak or talk properly." Tom could kind of understand sleeping with Frank but with his dumb creation? Tom didn't know his mum even liked men with muscles. She must have been a slut back in the day.
"Tom!" Janet whined at him, giving him one of those warning looks that all mothers are oh so good at.
"But it's true!" Tom stated and rolled his eyes. Frank groaned,
"Don't remind me." He said, obviously not liking the thought.
"You know what?" Brad said, standing up from the table, "I say we have breakfast and then we will discuss this properly after we eat. I don't know about you guys but I'm hungry." Everyone nodded in agreement at almost the exact same time, almost rehearsed.

Just as Brad and Janet continued to cook breakfast was there a big knock at the door.
"Who could that be?" Brad asked, not taking an eye off the frying pan with bacon in it. The kids and Frank exchanged a worried look. They knew it could be anyone but that's what worried them it could be anyone.
"I'll go get it." Janet said, walking out of the room to the front door. There was a gasp then Janet came running back into the room.
"Brad!" She hissed, being quiet for some reason. "There's two strange people at the door wearing suits and sunglasses, I think they're Transylvanians!"