Edward's P.o.V.

I stared at her for an immeasurable length of time. After what I had just read, I wasn't sure what to think.

"Bella. Did you, erm… MAKE this… story?" I asked with difficulty. What was on her monitor couldn't be considered a story. At least not by me. But if it was by Bella, then I would try to hide my distaste. But I never thought that my sweet, innocent Bella would ever even dream up this sort of thing! I hadn't even thought she even knew what most of these words meant! Such as "oral" and "kinky". Never once in my life time would I ever have guessed that.

She blushed a crimson red. "No! I found this web site because Alice told me earlier today to visit, and I…." she plunged onward to tell me her entire case. I just sat there on her bed, trying to comprehend the madness.

"…and then you came in here and scared the living daylights out of me," she finished.

After I didn't say anything for a few minutes, she shook her hand in front of my eyes. "Hello? Earth to Edward?"

I snapped out of it and pushed her hand out of the way. "Bella, you say that ALICE told you to visit this website?"

She nodded, flipping her hair in my direction. Her scent hit me hard, but I ignored it.

"Then she must have known about this all a long!" I cried out angrily. How had she hidden her thoughts about this from me?!

Bella shrugged. "Yes, that does seem likely." She placed her hand on the mouse and dragged it over to the return button. She skimmed through other summaries for stories, and finally came to a halt at a particular one that made her breath halt. I tried to peek from over her shoulder, but I couldn't see.

"What do you have that you don't want me to read?" I asked suspiciously. She turned away and tried to get out of the site. I pushed her hand out of the way and traded spots with her ---me to the computer chair and her to the bed--- in less then a second.

"Edward!" Bella barked. But I didn't pay her any mind and read the summery aloud, just to tease her.

I began with a crisp, clear voice. " 'Edward Cullen is in love with Bella Swan.' " I looked over to her and smiled a little. "They're correct about that at least."

To my amazement, Bella waved off my honest amour. "Keep reading." Confused, I did so.

" 'But something happens that will change both of their lives forever.' " I stopped again and looked up at her. "Maybe this is another one of those 'stories' you love so much, hmmm?"

She gave me a wicked grin. "Oh, no….It's completely different, just you wait." She chuckled manically. It was kind of scary.

" 'It turns out that Edward is in love with Carlisle, ever since Carlisle saved him on that fateful night in Chicago. Now Carlisle and Edward have to hide their love from the rest of the world, or be shunned by their family and friends.' "

I fell from the wobbly computer desk with a loud bang. I tensed, worried I had awoken Charlie. His breathing went back to normal in a few seconds, but I didn't shift from my awkward position.

"Bella, what the hell did I just read?" I asked in astonishment. She giggled at my reaction.

"A fan fiction. And that was just the SUMMERY, Edward. Imagine what the STORY will be like." She inched closer and closer to the enter button. I gently took her hand away.

I flipped out my cell phone and pressed speed dial. Bella looked at it bewilderedly. "Who are you going to call?"

"Carlisle," I said grimly. "I think he has a right to know about this story and---" I looked at the author's name, "---this 'YaoiBoysRockMySocks' person."

I turned away for a quick moment to look outside. But a quick moment was all she needed. Bella jumped up and raced for the computer before I could stop her. At that exact moment, a secretary picked up. "Hello? You have called Forks Medical Center, what can I do for you?"

"Can you put me through to Carlisle Cullen?" I asked as professionally as I could, while throwing Bella a killer glare. She just smiled angelically and clicked on the link.

"Whoops! It would seem like I have ACCIDENTLY entered into a vampire yaoi fan fiction." She giggled.

"Bella, no! Yaoi fan girls are evil!" I hissed.

"Excuse me?" the secretary asked. I cringed. She still hadn't put me through to Carlisle?

"I'm sorry, but could you put me through to Carlisle Cullen?" I asked again, getting annoyed.

"Of course. One moment, sir." She transferred my call to Carlisle's section. All I could hear was the song 'the Suffering' by Coheed and Cambria. The hospital had some pretty decent music here in Forks.

" 'Edward! We mustn't! It isn't right! Think of Bella, Edward! Think of Esme! What will they think when we tell them we are gay?!' Carlisle asked hysterically.' "

Oh, crap. Bella was reading it ALOUD!

Bella's P.O.V.

I didn't know what went through me, but I just felt the need to watch Edward squirm some more.

And this yaoi stuff was actually kind of fun to read. I wondered if I could start my own vampire yaoi club or something.

" 'Edward moaned in his passion. He and Carlisle had been quite busy for three hours so far.' " I stopped and watched his eyes grow more and more furious and embarrassed. I also stopped because I was thinking that I probably would have preferred the one with ME and Edward. In this one, Carlisle was getting all the fun. I blushed and stopped thinking like that.

" 'Carlisle! I've been craving your flesh for to long to let you slip away now!' Edward cried out, spanking Carlisle.' " (A/N this is gonna get interesting)

I was certain that if Edward had been a human, he would have thrown up by now. I continued on. " ' All that could be heard that night was Carlisle's screaming. Never had gay love making ever felt so good.' "

That's when Edward snapped. "I am NOT," he began, snarling into his cell phone. "GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY FOSTER FATHER!!!"

Suddenly, he looked like he swallowed a sock. "Oh, um…Carlisle! How are you?"