Title: The ARK Angels of DX: Simone and the Curse of the Firstborn
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Trish Stratus, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Simone Alexandra Johnson, Dany Johnson, Melina and Johnny 'Nitro' Hennigan, Randy Orton, Carlito, Edge, Ric Flair, Batista, Torrie Wilson, the Hardyz, Ashley Massaro, Shelton Benjamin, Maria, John Cena, Rey, Dominic and Aaliyah Mysterio, Vickie, Shaul and Sherilyn Guerrero, LAX and the Kliq.
Summary: Randy Orton RKOs some of the WWE Superstars including Ric Flair but he doesn't remember doing it. The Amazing Cameron says it has to do with The Rock's baby girl Simone Alexander and her new red dress, find out how in the with The ARK Angels of DX.
Chapter 2 – Surface Tension
Trish's House, Boca Vista, FL, around midnight:
Rocky hung up and swallowed nervously and he feared looking over at the anxious eyes of his lover that no-one was gonna get a good night's sleep, especially after what Dany just told him about Simone. Trish sat up and pushed herself off the bed much to Edge, Christian and Carlito's disapproval.
"Lay down Trish, you haven't gotten over Randy's assault," Edge said blocking her way.
"Yeah you're not getting out of this bed," Carlito added and he and Christian gently sat her back down on the bed. It was obvious that Trish's ex-lovers still cared about her, pretty much like Edge and Matt Hardy still cared about Amy.
"Your friends are right Trish, this is between me, Dany and Simone you shouldn't get involved you've been hurt enough as it is already," Rocky said and Edge, Christian and Carlito nodded in agreement.
"Whatever it is that Simone hates me for I wanna know Dwayne, maybe you should be the one lying down and I should go to Miami and talk to her," Trish argued and she stopped suddenly holding her head in pain, "On second thought, maybe you guys have a point," she said and everyone looked at her concerned as her brow furrowed in pain. Trish was in no condition to go anywhere as much as she wanted to know what was going on now wasn't the best time to confront Simone or Randy Orton about anything no matter how much the whole situation was burning her up inside.
"Dany said that she found Simone's red dress in her bath-tub and when she picked it up it was drenched in blood," Rocky said and everyone's faces dropped in horror.
"Oh my goodness is she okay?!" Trish cried panicking thinking Simone mutilated herself somehow.
"She's fine the blood didn't come from her," Rocky replied and Edge, Christian and Carlito breathed a sigh of relief.
"So whose blood was on the dress?" Trish asked suspiciously and Rocky shook his head.
"I don't know," he said and Trish felt that there was something very strange going on with Simone Alexandra. I need to speak to Amy she thought.
"Are you gonna go back to her?" Trish asked simply, "Because I would totally understand if you wanted to, what's going on here is more serious than anything going on between us, I mean this is your daughter she's s the most important person in your life,"
"Why doesn't she know that then Trish?" Rocky said in frustration, "I don't get it why is she so angry toward you I haven't been neglecting her or anything and Dany is being fantastic about us, what is Simone's problem?"
Edge, Christian and Carlito shrugged and Trish looked at the ceiling trying to numb the pain of being hated by someone so small and so important to the man she loved, "I know what her problem is – her problem is me Dwayne can't you see that? She hates me plain and simple, unless she changes her mind this thing between us is never gonna work," Trish said honestly and Rocky's eyes melted with sadness at the pain this whole thing was causing the woman he wanted to be with more than anyone else on Earth.
"Well then we'll make Simone come around," he said resolutely, "Dany's gonna take Simone over to The Sandbox to speak with Amy and Shawn,"
"Why does she wanna talk two those lovebirds?" Trish asked bemused thinking all Shawn and Amy were gonna do was kiss.
"You know why Trish . . . you, Amy and Melina used to deal with this kind of stuff all the time," Edge said and Trish laughed mockingly.
"Oh no not this again," she laughed, "look I don't know what you guys smoked over the last year but I don't have any Truth-telling abilities and Melina can't perform miracles or bring people back from the dead, she can barely keep her husband happy,"
"You really can't remember a thing?" Christian asked in disbelief, "What about finding the Weapons of Mass Destruction in South Baghdad?"
"Pfff, that was some chick called – what was her name again?" Trish thought reflecting back on the article about 3 women who had ended the war in Iraq, "One was called Amelie she was American, one was called Mia she was Latina and the other was-"
"The other one was you!" Rocky said.
"Keep it down or go outside the choice is yours," Trish responded drily and curled up under the blanket of her Queen size bed, "There is no such thing as ATM,"
"That's not what Amy said at the hospital yesterday," Edge replied.
"I'm surprised you could understand a word coming out of her mouth, Shawn's filled her brain with all that Christian mumbo-jumbo, Amy was so much more fun when she was Rated R,"
Rocky gasped, "Its not mumbo-jumbo Trish God used you, Amy and Melina to save people's lives!" he cried but Trish just laughed him off.
"Yeah right like God would ever use me to do something for the world," Trish said and Edge, Christian and Carlito looked at her in disbelief.
"When she sees the Gifts God gave Shawn and Hunter's kids she's bound to remember the Gift God gave her," Edge said confidently and Christian nodded, "I'm gonna catch the red eye to Charlotte and see how Ric is doing, I think you guys should go to bed,"
Christian yawned," Yeah things always look better in the morning," he said getting into bed next to Rocky who curled up next to Carlito who was curled up next to Trish.
"Excuse me Your Coolness, but that's the People's side of the bed," Rocky said pushing Carlito over to Christian and getting next to Trish who curled up next to him but there was a frown where a beautiful smile should have been, "Don't worry baby everything's gonna be alright,"
"Isn't that what Bob Marley used to say?" Trish said.
"You should know, you're The Truth: Trish Stratus," Carlito replied and everyone laughed eventually they slept everyone except Trish that is; the Canadian didn't find Carlito's remark funny this whole ATM thing was getting on her nerves, I have to talk to Amy she thought, as annoying as Amy was since she and HBK got married she was the only person Trish could trust when it counted the most.
"Hello?" Trish said, "Who is this?" as an unfamiliar voice answered the phone then Trish heard Amy telling Cheyenne to hand her the cell-phone and she realized who she was talking to.
"Who is it baby?" Amy asked Chey as she took the phone from her but Trish had already hung up.
"A very sad lady," Cheyenne said as Amy stared at the blank screen wondering why Trish had hung up on her. She called Trish back but all she got was her voicemail.
"Hey sweetie it's Amy, look I know this is really hard for you to accept but you don't have to be the victim you have a Gift from God and you can use it to find out what's going on with Simone. Dany's bringing her over tomorrow and I hope we can help sort this thing out but you have to do your part too, try and remember who you are in Christ and we'll work this out together. I'm going to bed soon but call me if you wanna talk okay? Love you Trish, bye," Amy said and ended the call feeling worse than before, "Where's your father I need him here right now," Amy said to Chey who yawned pointing towards the West Wing of the Sandbox where Shawn and Hunter had been talking for the past hour. Amy shrugged and laid back down next to Chey and waited; whatever he wanted to talk to Hunter about must have been important if it kept him away from his favorite girls in the whole wide world all night long.
Hunter's bedroom, West Wing, 2am:
Lita's old wrestling matches from the Attitude Era were on the menu tonight as Shawn and Hunter stayed up all night comparing the WWE Divas – past, present and future. They started off with the blonds; Torrie, Trish and Sable, then worked their way to the brunettes Mickie James, Victoria and Melina.
"I think Torrie's the hottest out of the blonds," Hunter said leaning back on the edge of his King sized bed where Chyna was fast asleep and Aurora was in her bassinette but not asleep. She was testing the atmosphere with her God given weather power and picked up something that kept her awake, none of the Helmsleys were asleep. "What do you think Shawnie, who's your favorite blond?" he asked his best friend who was growing restless.
"I think we should fast forward to the red-heads," Shawn said and ejected the tape and fumbled through the pile from the McMahon-Helmsley video library until he found Amy's tape again.
Hunter rolled his eyes they'd watched all of Amy's matches twice already, "Shawn do you really think watching your wife wrestle is what you need right now?" Hunter said and Shawn waved the videotapes in front of his face excitedly.
"Which one Team Xtreme Amy or Rated R Amy?" Shawn said obviously wanting to watch both again, "I like both,"
Hunter moved forward and took the tapes away from Shawn then he tried to speak calmly and diplomatically about his best friend's sexual problems, "How about the real Amy? Seriously Shawn go have sex with your wife, it'll do the trick I promise!"
"No," Shawn snapped, "she's bonding with Cheyenne I don't want to get in the way of that its important,"
"But watching these tapes over and over again isn't any different from watching a porno!" Hunter argued.
"No porn!" Shawn said firmly and Hunter sighed and raised his finger to the Rated R videotape.
"That one might as well be porn," he said and Shawn put the videotape in and almost passed out when Amy walked down to the ring in her infamously revealing halter top and low cut jeans. "Edge really turned her into the sluttiest WWE Diva of the Century didn't he?" Hunter said gawking at Amy's exposed cleavage and Shawn punched him on the arm, "Ow what did I do?" Hunter complained grabbing his now throbbing arm.
"Why did you make me watch this?" Shawn snapped indignantly, "I hated Rated R Amy!"
"Hey choir boy this was your idea I invited you to stay up late and watch old DX matches with Chyna, you're the one who wanted to drool over your half-naked wife!" Hunter said and Shawn ignored him turning his attention back to the television, "Admit it, you like Amy dressed up like a slut it turns you on choir boy,"
"Will you stop calling me a choir boy I'm 42 years-old," Shawn replied.
"There are some nursing homes that take people your age you know?" Hunter said and Shawn punched him on the other arm, "Ouch!" Hunter yelped, "Back off Grandpa!"
"Shut up Amy's talking, my beautiful wife is talking!" Shawn said going up to the TV and wrapped his arms around it and Hunter joined him copying Shawn and making gooey eyes at the former Women's Champion. Amy was telling Matt Hardy that he would never be with her again and showing off her boobs as she told him. Shawn couldn't help but smile at the fact that she was his now and he enjoyed every single part of her, at least he used to.
"Um San Antonio we have an erection!" Hunter said mimicking Apollo 13, "Shawn why don't you make Cheyenne sleep with Cameron you need to get laid?"
"Because as I've said a hundred times I don't want to do that, Amy and Chey are getting to know each other better I can't stop that because I'm horny," Shawn argued.
"Of course you can you're the man and you need satisfaction, Amy and Chey can play dolls and have a Texas Tea party in the daytime but bedtime is for Daddy!" Hunter argued back and Shawn sighed.
"Daddy hasn't gotten any in awhile," he agreed honestly.
"So go get some, Cheyenne can sleep with us tonight," Hunter said.
"Okay but first just one more match," Shawn replied and fast-forwarded the tape to the Lumberjill match from Cyber Sunday 2006, "Isn't she a babe?" Shawn said going gooey eyed over his lovely lady Amy again and still caressing the TV set.
"Yeah Mickie James is hot," Hunter replied sitting back on the rug and Shawn rolled his eyes.
"I was talking about my wife Hunter, look at her hair isn't it beautiful?" Shawn said amorously resting his head on Hunter's shoulder as he came up to him.
"It's a little too red for my liking, looks like blood," Hunter said and Shawn's face changed color at The Game's comment, "Was it something I said?" Hunter asked noticing the change in Shawn's demeanor.
"Chey said that exact same thing while I was combing Amy's hair," Shawn said.
"You were combing Amy's hair, Shawn that is so gay!" Hunter said unimpressed with the affectionate way Shawn was behaving towards his new wife, "Did you really think you would get some if you did that?"
"I didn't do it to get anything Amy's hair is beautiful," Shawn replied curtly.
"Oh geees Shawn it's not like this is the first time just get some already!" Hunter said ejecting the Amy tape and putting in his porn, "Now this is what I call entertainment," he said lewdly and Shawn's face dropped in horror as some very familiar footage came on the TV screen.
"Where did you get this from?" Shawn asked all color draining from his face.
"It was in the library along with all our other Klassic Kliq Kuts," Hunter said laughing at Shawn's horrified expression.
"I can't believe you still have this," Shawn said hiding behind his hands.
"It's one of my favorites, remember this part?" Hunter said and Shawn yelped as the obscene footage come up on the screen, "Sometimes I forget that you weren't always a choir boy Shawn. Do you remember what her name was?" Hunter said pointing to the ring rat giving HBK some 'special attention' back in 1996.
"No," Shawn said shaking his head ashamed of the whole night except for the part when he won the WWE Championship he would never forget that, allowing the Kliq to get him drunk and take him to a strip club in L.A was the part he didn't want to remember especially as he did most of the stripping that night and Hunter had the whole thing on videotape, "Hunter turn it off please?" Shawn begged his best friend who refused.
"No way there's other people getting some besides you, look X Pac getting some!" Hunter said and Shawn hid behind his hands again.
"I think I'll go back to my room," Shawn said turning away from the debauchery of his past, "I suddenly miss my wife,"
"Good idea go back to your room, there'll be no-one having sex in there," Hunter quipped and Shawn hit him around the head, "Ow! Get out of my room!" Hunter yelled tired of getting hit and Shawn smiled about to exit the West Wing when somebody greeted him at the door.
"What are you watching daddy?" Cameron said looking past his dad at the explicit material flashing over Hunter's TV screen. The Game nearly choked on his beer when he heard Cameron's voice and quickly snatched the videotape out of the VCR and threw it over his shoulder, unfortunately Joanie was asleep when it hit her on the head.
"HUNTER!" Chyna roared and threw the tape back at him, "I'm never gonna watch porn with you I don't care if you throw it at me in the middle of the night its not gonna happen!"
Chyna covered her mouth in shame when she saw Cameron staring at her from the corner of the bed.
"Cameron what are you doing awake you should be asleep it's almost 3 o'clock in the morning!" Shawn asked alarmed by the graphic footage his 8 year-old son had just seen.
"I couldn't sleep there's something going on in the Heavenlies, we're all awake," Cameron replied and Shawn's eyes widened as he opened the door and saw Cheyenne, Aurora and LC staring back at him, "there's blood coming out of the faucet in my bedroom and thre was blood in the bathwater mom and Chey were bathing in," Cameron explained and Shawn, Hunter and Chyna looked at each other in shock and Aurora made her voice heard and Hunter couldn't believe she was awake too.
"Ro-Ro, you're awake too!" Hunter said taking Hurricane Aurora out of her bassinette.
"I told you we're all awake, the ARK Angels of DX work together," Cameron said and motioned his father down to him so he could whisper in his ear, "Is there a reason you're watching porn, is this something we need to talk about Daddy? I mean I could be wrong but I thought the whole point of being married is so you wouldn't have to resort to this kind of debauchery?"
"Cam that was a long time ago and I wasn't watching it Hunter was," Shawn explained shocked that his 9 year old son said "debauchery."
"Dad I heard you, you said you wanted to watch the tape," Cameron said and Hunter started to laugh much to Shawn's chagrin.
"Not that tape the tape of Amy's old matches!" Shawn protested.
"You mean the matches when she didn't wrestle just accompany Edge to the ring wearing next to nothing and her bidness was all hanging out?" Cameron said and Shawn sank his head in shame.
"You are so busted," Chyna said and Hunter laughed even harder as Shawn started to cry.
"It's okay Dad," Cameron said patting HBK on the shoulder compassionately, "just don't do it again the Bible is very clear on not looking on women with lust in your heart, it says so in Matthew I suggest you go look it up before you go to bed," Cameron said rubbing his father's shoulder confidently.
"You're right son I have to repent, goodnight you guys," he said to Hunter and Chyna and left the bedroom wracked with guilt.
"Goodnight Shawn," Hunter and Joanie said trying not to laugh at how much authority Cameron had over his father now that God had given him the Gift of Wisdom.
"You know God probably gave you the gift of Wisdom to watch over your father to make sure he didn't slip back into sin," Hunter said and the ARK Angels frowned at him.
"You're not making it any easier on him by encouraging him to watch that filth," Cameron said and Hunter hid his face under the covers so Cameron didn't see him laugh even though it was obvious from his mouth that he was.
"Sic him Ro-Ro," LC said to her baby sister and Aurora sent a cold chill under the covers.
"Okay-okay I'll throw away the porn!" Hunter said rubbing himself warm his teeth chattering much to Chyna's amusement.
"Stop now Ro-Ro," LC said and Aurora stopped shaking her rattle and started to laugh as her father blew a raspberry at her.
"Seriously Hunter out of you and Aurora I don't know who's the youngest," Chyna said as the ARK Angels left, LC taking her baby sister with her leaving their parents to cuddle up to each other in the solitude of their bedroom on the West Wing of The Sandbox.
"Do you think it's weird that three children between the ages of 1 and 8 stay up late at night and pray?" Hunter asked his best gal in the world next to his daughters of course.
Chyna shook her head with a yawn, "They're not your average kids Hunter, Cameron's real smart all of a sudden, LC's God's go-to girl and Ro-Ro, well you know the story with her,"
"I sure do," Hunter said taking an ice chip out of his beard, "I sure hope they can figure out what's going on with Simone then maybe things can finally settle down around here,"
"Come on baby go to sleep we've got a long day ahead of us tomorrow," Chyna said and kissed Hunter sweetly on the lips as he wrapped his arms around her lovingly while the Amazing Cameron led his allies to the attic. With Dany, Rocky, Simone and Trish all under the same roof there were bound to be fireworks and he wanted the ARK Angels to be prepared for some Snitsky vs. Kane type ugliness to go down tomorrow.
"What are you doing up here?" LC said to Amy as Cheyenne ran into her new mom's arms happy to see her there in the attic a big smile on her face.
"I had a feeling I had to be up here all of a sudden," Amy said kissing Cheyenne repeatedly and adoringly over and over again.
"Well you better get back downstairs, Uncle Shawn needs some badly!" LC told her and Amy frowned at Hunter's tom-girl.
"Needs some what?" Amy asked her.
"Don't make me say it," LC said her nose curling up in disgust, "I've seen enough of what you so-called "adults" like to do already tonight,"
"What did you see sweetie?" Amy asked LC concerned and LC's eyes widened at the term of endearment.
"Amy don't ever call me that, do I look like Chey or Cameron or your husband for that matter? I am Lisa Cornelius Helmsley, Firstborn Daughter of the Cerebral Assassin there ain't a sweet bone in my body!" LC exclaimed proudly.
"Okay-okay I get it you're a Helmsley, I won't mistake you for a Michaels ever again," Amy said humorously, "I better go downstairs and see what your father wants, I'll be right back,"
Cheyenne pouted but Cameron mussed up her always perfect hair and told her to relax, "She'll be back," he assured her.
"How do you know?" Cheyenne asked her big brother and LC noticed the cheeky smile growing on Cameron's face.
"Because God told me Daddy's not getting any tonight," he replied and LC covered her mouth trying not to laugh and Cheyenne looked up at her brother confused.
"Get any what?" she asked innocently.
"Nevermind Chey," he replied as Amy came back to the attic and Cheyenne jumped back into her arms and LC shook her head hiding behind Cameron so Amy didn't see her laugh.
"Hey mom, fancy seeing you here again," Cameron said as Amy pulled him over to her and kissed him on the cheek.
"I suddenly felt like I had to be up here with you guys," Amy replied and Cameron smiled at LC and his sister knowingly.
"Well I'm sure Uncle Shawn doesn't mind if you join our prayer meeting for one night," LC said sitting on Amy's lap and Amy kissed her head lovingly warming her icy brow where Aurora had touched her earlier.
"I wouldn't say that," Amy replied she wasn't about to explain to Cameron, Cheyenne and LC how hard it is to say no to the Showstoppa, or that she had decided to make it up to him by saying yes in the morning before The Johnsons arrived: Yes to making love in the wee hours of the morning after the kids had gone to sleep that is.
"That's probably not a good idea mom," Cameron said and Amy did a double-take.
"What's probably not a good idea sweetie?" she asked him.
"What you and daddy are planning to do in the wee hours of the morning," Cameron answered and Amy gasped in embarrassment and Cheyenne noticed how red her face was going.
"Mommy why's your face all red?" Cheyenne asked her.
"It's nothing sweetie, except your brother can read my mind!" Amy explained in disbelief, "God gave you access to my thoughts?" she asked Cameron in shock and he nodded.
"That's freaking rude!" LC said shaking her head in disapproval, "What if she was thinking about sex, you shouldn't be able to know about that its private!"
"Yeah!" Amy agreed covering Cheyenne's ears so she didn't hear their conversation.
"God trusts you to guide us through the first adventure mom, we need all your attention right now, dad is just going to have to do what us Christians do best and that's wait," Cameron replied and Amy couldn't believe it. It was then that she realized she wasn't talking to Cameron son of Shawn Michaels, she was talking to the Amazing Cameron, ARK Angel of DX.
"Your father's going to be pretty upset," Amy said thinking Shawn had waiting long enough.
"Well boo-hoo, sorry mom but we've got more important things to think about right now than you and daddy getting it on. Tell us everything you know about Simone Alexandra Johnson," Cameron said his cross gleaming in the moonlight.
"Let's talk about my hair, I think God is trying to tell me something about the color red," Amy said trying not to think about Shawn who was bound to being seeing red when she didn't show up as promised, "I'll be right back guys," she said deciding it would be best to tell Shawn now then leave him fuming in the morning.
"No mom," Cameron said putting his hand up in protest as Amy was turned to leave.
"Cameron I have to tell him I won't be coming down," Amy argued.
"If you tell him he's not gonna let you come back up here and as I said we need you," Cameron replied.
"Fine but you tell him I don't want any blame for this okay?" Amy said and Cameron shrugged nonchalantly in a way that was pure HBK making Amy smile a little bit.
"I can handle my old man now what were you saying about the color red? If you know more than I do we might be able to set things right quicker than I thought," Cameron asked Amy and Cheyenne and LC listened closely as Amy explained the connection between her hair color and Simone's disturbing behavior. Moments later Amy realized that Cameron already knew more than she did about Simone and was truly in awe of Shawn Michaels' awesome Firstborn son and the Amazing gift God had given him.
"So the blood is symbolic of the curse and wherever this blood is Simone is behind it?" Amy asked and Cameron nodded, "and this has something to do with me and Trish?"
"And Melina, I'll know more in the morning right now I think we should pray," Cameron said and Cheyenne and LC took his hand and reached out for Amy's.
"I'll go get your father," Amy said heading for the attic door escaping before Cameron could grab her.
"Come on guys, looks like the ARK Angels are on our own," Cameron sighed while LC smiled while Cheyenne stared at the door waiting for Amy to return not knowing that Amy wasn't coming back.
"Is mommy coming back Cameron?" she asked her brother innocently and Cameron shook his head.
"And miss one night with the Main Event? I don't think so sis," Cameron replied and Cheyenne shrugged closing her eyes to pray for Simone and break the curse that threatened to turn everyone's lives upside down.