Disclaimer: I dun own Naruto or Sasuke or any other character, for if I did this show would not be on Cartoon network or on kiddy times. AND SAKURA WOULD DIE A HORRILE DEATH KNOWN ONLY TO SNOWMEN AND THEN BURN IN HELL. So yea I don't own nuthin.
WARNING: This Fanfic is YAOI but not this particular chapter. If you don't like yaoi then don't read. Simple as PIE. Speaking of pie I want some.
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!" yelled Sasuke when he saw the boy who had practically molested him in his sleep. 'He looks a bit familiar, but I don't think I remember ever seeing him before.' thought Sasuke as he still yelled as the beautiful blonde haired boy in front of him. "You don't remember me?" pouted Naruto whenever Sasuke had finished his rant. "No I have NEVER seen you in my LIFE." replied Sasuke. Ouch. Now that hurt. "You seriously don't remember me?" asked Naruto again.
"How many times do I have to tell you? No I don't know you." He said yet again. "Hmph, well then I guess there's no need to tell you that I'm back, Sasuke-teme." said Naruto who was a little disappointed. 'Wait; was this who he thought it was? Nobody else he knew called him 'teme' except for a certain obnoxious blonde who had left at least seven years ago and hadn't been seen since.' thought Sasuke.
"Naruto?" asked Sasuke as he scrutinized the blonde in front of him. "Took ya long enough, teme." laughed Naruto. Sasuke was amazed at how much Naruto had changed. He had gone from the obnoxious blonde in the orange jumpsuit that everyone hated, to this beautiful, handsome, mature looking boy. He blinked for a second, trying to take it all in. 'Wow, he's gotten HOT.' was all he could think. 'Wait I'm NOT gay!!!! Why am I thinking like this?!' he thought as a slight blush appeared on his face making it even redder than it already was.
"Oi, Sasuke-teme, what's wrong? You're like, staring off into space." stated Naruto as he waved his hand in front of Sasuke's face. Sasuke quickly came out of his trance to find Naruto waving his hand in front of his face with a quizzical look on his face. "Nothing, dobe." He scoffed. "Good to see that you're back to normal bastard." exclaimed Naruto. "That look on your face was kinda weird. You where all like, whoa." laughed Naruto. "Hn." was all Sasuke said. "Tsunade-Baa-chan" asked Naruto after the awkward moment.