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WARNING: YAOI, don't like it don't read. NO FLAMERS. Sever Yaoi and sweet, sweet smut in later chapters.
Authors note: I have been having a writers block for quite a while now but I finally managed to come up with some more for the story. Plus, luckily, for school we have laptops so I can write it onto my laptop and upload it into my flash drive and from there to my computer. So please, don't hurt me if I don't update in time.
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"Tsunade-sama? Oh, she's probably in her office asleep." answered Sasuke. "Okay! Thank you!" yelled Naruto as he jumped out the window. As soon as Naruto was gone Sasuke started banging his head against the wall. 'WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?! I'M NOT FUCKIN GAY!!!!' he shouted to himself inside his head. For all the while when Naruto was there Sasuke kept imagining the dirtiest most perverted thoughts ever about them together. The most disturbing thought so far was Naruto hand cuffed to the bed, with eyes at half mast and glazed over with passion and lust.
That was the one that sent him off the edge. Sasuke ran to the bathroom with his hand to his nose trying to stop the bleeding that had spurt from it. Meanwhile Naruto was on his way to the Hokage tower to meet with Tsunade-sama. When he walked through the corridors he saw many surprised ANBU guards. Who were whispering about him as soon as he passed them. When he burst through the doors of the Hokage's office, He found her asleep with about three sake bottles strewn about her desk.
Naruto sighed when he saw this, for it reminded him of old times when he used to wear ugly orange jumpsuit and was obnoxious as ever. Suddenly, he was jerked out of his thoughts when Tsunade snorted. Remembering why he was here; he put his mouth near her ear and screamed as loud as he could, "TSUNADE-BAA-CHAN!!!!!!" and quickly ran to the other side of the room so as he wouldn't get punched in the face by her enormous strength. When she heard him scream she quickly woke up and jumped out from behind her desk, fists at the ready to face whomever had jus screamed in her ear. When he saw this Naruto burst into a fit of laughter, unable to contain himself.
Tsunade quickly turned to see who was causing the ruckus of laughter. When she did she nearly jumped out of her skin. "Naruto?" she asked to the blonde boy in front of her. Naruto wiped the tears out of his eyes and caught his breath before he answered. "Yes, it's me Tsunade-baa-chan." He said, a bit out of breath from laughing so hard. To make sure she wasn't dreaming she went up to him and touched his hair. "Oh. My. God." She exclaimed. Before she had been sure she was dreaming because she had never seen Naruto look so handsome; but now she was sure she wasn't.
"Where the hell have you been?!" She yelled whenever she had gotten her wits back. Naruto sighed when he realized exactly what he had gotten into. "You have to promise not to tell anyone. Not even Kakashi-sensei or Iruka-sensei." He stated. "I won't. Now tell me where the fuck have you been?!" she screamed again. Naruto sighed again; "I've been trying to find out more about Kyuu-kaa-san. Plus, I wanted to get away for a while; the glares were starting to get to me." He explained. "Kyuu-kaa-san? You mean the Kyuubi?" Tsunade questioned. "Yes, the Kyuubi." sighed Naruto. "Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. You call her Kyuu-kaa-san?" asked Tsunade again. "Yes, is there something wrong with that?" asked Naruto.
"No, I just think it's odd for you to be calling her Kaa-san." Stated the Hokage. "Well, she has been the only one who has cared for me since birth, and has always been with me, so it's only proper to call her Kaa-san. Plus, I think of her as my mother." He explained as he fidgeted with his fishnet. "Oh, well whatever floats your boat!" exclaimed Tsunade who at the moment was sitting at her desk and straightening the papers. "You may go now, I'll have somebody come and train you later to see how much you've progressed so we can either promote you to the next rank or keep you at the level you're at. Remember you're still a Chunin."
"Yea, yea I know. See ya Tsunade-baa-chan!" said Naruto as he walked out the door and right into the ANBU captain.
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