Title: The ARK Angels of DX: Simone and the Curse of the Firstborn
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Trish Stratus, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Simone Alexandra Johnson, Dany Johnson, Melina and Johnny 'Nitro' Hennigan, Randy Orton, Carlito, Edge, Ric Flair, Batista, Torrie Wilson, the Hardyz, Shelton Benjamin, Maria, John Cena, Rey, Dominic and Aaliyah Mysterio, Vickie, Shaul and Sherilyn Guerrero, LAX and the Kliq.
Summary: Randy Orton RKOs some of the WWE Superstars including Ric Flair but he doesn't remember doing it. The Amazing Cameron says it has to do with The Rock's baby girl Simone Alexandra and her new red dress, find out how in the with The ARK Angels of DX.
Chapter Four – The Johnsons Family Vacation
The Sandbox, 8am:
HBK sat next to his wife looking every bit as frustrated as he had been since Cheyenne started sleeping in their bedroom.
"My son can read minds and he knows we have sex, not only that he knows what sex is," Shawn said going over what Amy told him a couple of hours ago.
"That's right," Amy said and Shawn gulped, "I guess his Gift of Wisdom covers everything,"
"This is all my fault!" Shawn groaned and Amy furrowed her brow.
"This isn't your fault honey," she reassured HBK but Shawn knew otherwise.
"Last night, when I was gone for all that time, I was watching some of your old wrestling matches with Hunter – including your Rated R ones. Then Cameron walked in while Hunter put on some Rated R action of his own," Shawn explained.
"That Cerebral Asshole," Amy said and covered her mouth when she realized she cursed, "Sorry I didn't mean to call your best friend an asshole,"
"It wasn't just any Rated R action Amy," Shawn continued, "it was me and the Kliq getting dirty with some ring rats in LA back in '96!"
"Oh dear," Amy said thinking back to Shawn's degenerate days as the Sexy Boy, "so I guess that makes you the asshole," Amy said and Shawn turned white.
"What did you just call me?" Shawn said offended and Amy shrugged.
"I call it as I see it baby, letting Cameron see that adult footage was completely irresponsible, that's not the kind of thing a 9 year-old boy should be watching," Amy said and Shawn sighed into his hands.
"I know now there's nothing my baby boy doesn't know about me," he said regretfully and Amy thought of a way to solve the problem.
"I have an idea," she said and Shawn looked at her intrigued.
"What?" he asked curiously.
"I think we should stop having sex until Rebecca's born," Amy said and Shawn went even whiter.
"I'm sorry I don't think I heard you right, did you say we should stop making love?" Shawn asked incredulously.
"Well I said having sex but that's what I meant; no more making love, getting in on, riding dirty, hitting it strong, no more Shawn and Amy's Wild Ride until after Rebecca is born," Amy said and Shawn went light-headed.
"I think I'm gonna faint," he said feeling his head but Amy thought it was suitable punishment and stuck to her decision.
"So what do you say we go back to holding hands cowboy?" she said with a big smile and she took Shawn's hand in her own and the Showstoppa's responded by kissing it softly.
"I say let's do it – hold hands I mean," Shawn replied and they hugged each other Amy feeling confident in her husband's ability to control himself, proving once again that their marriage didn't consist of love-making alone and that Trish was wrong, their marriage was made in Heaven and nothing on Earth was gonna tear them apart.
Meanwhile outside The Sandbox Randy Orton got out of the taxi and looked up at the huge compound now owned by the co-owners of the WWE and smiled amused by the fact that DX had actually painted the former Helmsley-McMahon Compound green.
"And people call me arrogant," he said shaking his head and walking up to the gate and pressing the bell.
"Who is it?" came the gruff morning voice of HBK.
"The Legend Killer," Randy replied and he covered his ears as Shawn got excited.
"Just the man I wanted to see!" Shawn exclaimed and he buzzed the notorious RKO in, "Get in here Randy Orton!" Shawn commanded as Randy tried to get the hearing back in his ears and approached the huge entrance of The Sandbox. He couldn't believe the expression on his face when Shawn opened the door.
"Gees Shawn I didn't think you'd be so happy to see me," Randy said as HBK met him with beaming blue-grey eyes at the door.
"I'm always happy to see a fellow Christian, especially one that's responsible for me and Amy getting together," Shawn said giving the Legend Killer a big hug.
"I wanted to come over and apologize for getting a little too excited on RAW when I RKO'd Johnny," Randy said and Shawn noticed the nervous expression on Randy Orton's face.
"I know you didn't mean to hurt him Randy," Shawn said rubbing Randy's shoulder concerned. He took Orton's coat, "Let me hang this up for you," he said taking it over to the coat room, "This is a nice coat where'd you get it Hugo Boss?" Shawn called from the hall-way but no response came. When he went back over to Randy Shawn saw him crying over the stairway banister and ran over to him.
"Shawn I did something really bad," he sniffed big tears rolling down his face.
"I know you RKO'd Trish Stratus," Shawn said hugging Randy to his chest as the Legend Killer sobbed over his arm wetting his pierced heart tattoo.
"I'm a bad person," Randy sobbed miserably and Shawn shushed him.
"No Randy you're not you just have anger management problems, but we'll work it out don't forget what you promised God when you got baptized," Shawn reminded him gently.
"That I'd be transformed into a new person in Christ," Randy remembered and Shawn smiled lovingly.
"That's right, that doesn't mean you can't be the Legend Killer anymore but it does mean you can't RKO people just because they got you mad," Shawn said softly but firmly and Randy Orton nodded but Shawn had the feeling that he hadn't said everything he wanted to say.
"There's something else I have to tell you," Randy said weakly and Shawn got a really bad feeling he wasn't gonna like what Randy was going to say, "but if I tell you Shawn, you have got to promise me you won't tell Hunter," Randy said with a loud sniff.
"No," Shawn replied simply.
"Okay then I better go," Randy said heading for the door forgetting about his coat telling Shawn that whatever he'd done was serious and if he didn't unburden himself he might do something stupid.
"Okay I promise," Shawn called out and Randy stopped and looked back at the Heartbreak Kid, "What did you do?"
Randy wiped his tear-stained eyes and changed his mind, he knew how happy Shawn had been since he got married to Amy and he moved into The Sandbox with the kids, he didn't wanna ruin that with something so personal especially to Shawn, "Forget it," he said smiling, "Where's Amy and the kids?" he asked changing the subject his face brightening a little and Shawn shook his head. He knew whatever it was had to be serious and Shawn didn't like being surprised he'd had enough of those to last a lifetime; if Randy had done something bad he wanted to know about it right now not later. He took hold of Orton's arm and gave it a squeeze.
"Tell me what you did right now," he said firmly but Randy shook his head, "Okay kid," Shawn sighed and kissed Randy on the head lovingly, "Just know that whatever it is I forgive you," he said sincerely and Randy thanked God he could trust HBK no matter what happened. The truth was he didn't even know himself why he RKO'd Johnny, Trish and Ric Flair but he knew he didn't mean to do it, someone or some-thing was controlling him again.
"I'm scared that if I tell you, you won't help me," Randy said honestly and Shawn looked him straight in the eye.
"I'll always help you out Randy, you're like family to me, all you guys are and I'd help any of ya'll out if you did something stupid," Shawn said and Randy nodded, he knew deep down inside he could trust Shawn with anything.
"Okay I'll tell you what I did," Randy said and Shawn told himself whatever it was couldn't be that bad as RKO-ing a woman and putting Melina's husband in a coma: He didn't know how wrong he was. After Orton told Shawn he RKO'd Ric Flair HBK couldn't breathe, he had to hold onto the banister of the staircase for support.
"I need to sit down," he said and sat down on the stairs and just as fast as he sat down he jumped back up, "No I need to stand up," he said and Randy watched as Shawn started to pace back and forth, "No I think I need to go for a walk," he said heading for the door.
"Wait I'll come with you," Randy said going for his coat when he turned around Shawn was in his face.
"Why did you do it?" Shawn asked him his hands shaking with rage.
"I don't know Shawn and that the God's - - -"
"DON'T YOU DARE BRING GOD INTO THIS!" Shawn shouted taking Randy's coat and throwing it on the floor, "Ric Flair is almost 60 years-old – you could have killed him!"
"I didn't mean to Shawn please you gotta believe me!" Randy said falling to his knees and begging the Heartbreak Kid aka. St. Michaels for forgiveness. When Shawn looked into Randy's scared blue eyes he saw that they were sincere; he was scared and frightened like a kid who accidentally killed their pet hamster.
"Okay get up," Shawn said sternly and Randy got to his feet, "Who knows about this?" he asked him.
"Everybody who was here last night for the DX Rules party," Randy answered.
"Well it's not gonna be easy keeping this from Hunter then is it?" Shawn said and Randy breathed a deep sigh of relief that Shawn wasn't going to tell the other half of DX, the ass-kicking half Triple H.
"Batista knows," Randy added.
"Then we're screwed of course he's gonna tell Hunter, Dave's Evolution through and through," Shawn said.
"Not if Edge has anything to do with it," Randy said and Shawn raised his eyebrow, "Edge is the only person who isn't gunning for me right now, next to you that is,"
"The only reason I'm not gunning for you like everybody else is because I baptized you and I believe in you, not only because you're a child of God but because Ric convinced me a long time ago that you were the future of this business and I believed him," Shawn said and Randy smiled relieved that HBK had faith in him in and out of the ring.
"I am a new man Shawn and I would never do anything to hurt Ric, but I'm scared that this isn't over," Randy said and Shawn looked at him concerned as a pale expression came over his face, "Whatever it is that's causing me to RKO people I care about, it isn't done yet,"
Shawn wiped the tears away from Orton's eyes and remembered a bolder more confident Orton with a power from God but he couldn't remember what, "Did you used to have a special power from God Randy?" Shawn asked him but Randy shook his head that he didn't think so and Shawn forgot about it, "Whatever it is my family and I will get to the bottom of it, don't you worry,"
Orton smiled and gave HBK a hug of gratitude, "Thank you Shawn I wouldn't know what I'd do without you," he said emotionally.
"Okay kid but if Hunter finds out, there's nothing I can do to stop him from hurting you. We're two completely different people Hunter and I, but I've thought of a good way to keep Batista quiet while we figure this whole thing out,"
"What?" Randy asked as Shawn hung his coat back up in the coat room.
"I'll tell him if he says anything, I'll strip him of the World Heavyweight Championship and give it to Edge," Shawn said and Randy gasped.
"Shawn that is an awesome idea, Dave will never put his World Championship run in jeopardy, especially for Edge," Randy said.
"So you got nothing to worry about," Shawn assured Randy then both men turned at the sound of little feet coming down the stairs.
"Good morning Cameron," Randy said to Shawn's Firstborn picking him up and giving him a hug.
"You did something bad," Cameron said to Orton and Randy gulped and looked at Shawn.
"How did he know that?" he asked him.
"He can read minds," Shawn replied and Randy gulped even harder but the Amazing Cameron smiled at him warmly.
"But it wasn't your fault," he added and Randy sighed in relief that another member of the Michaels' family believed him.
"Thanks for not judging me guilty before proven innocent like my friends at work," Randy said.
"Only God can judge you Randy and your friends don't know any better, but we're all gonna help you aren't we guys?" Cameron said looking over his shoulder at LC, Aurora Rose, his sister and Amy who were coming down the stairs behind him. Amy gave Randy a big hug and Randy was struck by how red her hair still was.
"Hey Big Red, I see your hair hasn't grown out yet," he teased using Amy's Kliq name.
"Hey TKO," Amy replied and Shawn and Randy looked at her confused, "You don't remember who you were in Christ do you? You were one of my Holy Helpers when ATM were saving the world,"
Randy turned up his nose in confusion, "What's TKO mean?" he asked.
"The King's Oracle, you could interpret the future by looking at a picture or image of somebody," Amy explained and Randy laughed.
"That's some imagination you got there Big Red," Randy said unconvinced that God had given him such a cool power, "I came over to apologize for what I did to Trish and your husband said he would help me get to the bottom of this before I lose my job,"
"I got a feeling we're gonna get some answers today," Amy replied wrapping her arms around HBK who reciprocated with a kiss and a hug of his own, "Trish is coming over for lunch," she said as Shawn kissed her amorously
"Great then I can apologize to her," Randy said earnestly trying not to stare at the newlyweds as they made out.
"You're the least of Trish's problems," Amy said and Shawn stopped kissing her and looked at her questioningly.
"What did you guys find out during your prayer meeting?" he asked his family.
"That Aurora can't go one night without sleep," LC said looking down at her little sister who was snoring and blowing ice bubbles from her mouth.
"Besides that," Shawn said.
"We figured out a connection between Amy's hair and Simone's behavior," Cameron said.
Amy suddenly got hot and Cameron started to pick up a vibe in the Spirit Realm, "Did you feel that mom?" he said.
"It's here," Amy nodded channeling the Holy Spirit, "Whatever it is that's controlling Randy is here,"
Shawn took Randy by the hand, "Come upstairs with us, Amy's got her Tallit and anointing oil in our bedroom, we'll pray over you and protect you," he said and Randy ran with them upstairs but Cameron didn't follow them, "Cameron come on!" Shawn called back to his Firstborn son.
"It's not Randy we need to pray for," he said and everyone stopped and looked through the window that Cameron was looking out of. Randy, Shawn, Amy and the ARK Angels of DX looked up at the sky and watched mystified as it turned from clear blue-grey to blood red, "Whatever it is that's attacking Randy's spirit is on its way here right now," Cameron concluded. Shawn and Amy held Randy by the shoulder to calm him down as his fingers twitched nervously back and forth. Cameron and Cheyenne took his hands and squeezed them re-assuring him that everything was gonna be alright and LC woke up Aurora Rose and told her to get ready to use her weather powers as the blood red sky grew darker over Greenwich, Connecticut.
"Who is it?" Shawn said as the gate bell buzzed signally that their guests had arrived.
"It's The Rock, his wife Dany and our precious baby girl Simone," The People's Champ answered.
Shawn buzzed The Johnson's into The Sandbox and looked at Amy and his children everyone thinking the same-thing.
"I think we're gonna get some answers before breakfast," Cameron said and Shawn furrowed his brow wondering what was going on.
"I have no idea what to say, "Oh hi Rock we think you're daughter's possessed and we need to perform an exorcism right now!"" Shawn said and Amy and the children nodded.
"I think we should say exactly that," Amy said and Shawn gasped.
"Yup let's get straight to the point," LC agreed.
"I like the way you think dad," Cameron added and Shawn looked at his family like they were crazy but that would mean that he was crazy too.
"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em," Shawn said to himself opening the front door where The Rock and his family were standing.
"Hey everybody," The Rock said cheerily.
"Hey Rock is this Simone?" Shawn said looking down at the miserable little girl in the red dress.
"Yes this is our pride and joy," Dany said stroking her daughter's face but Simone's eyes were cold absent orbs of darkness.
Amy came down to her level and looked Simone in the eye, "Hey Simone, I love your dress I love red too, its my favorite color," she said sweetly but Simone didn't say anything she looked up at Amy's hair, "you can touch it its okay," Amy said and Simone went ahead and touched Amy's hair. As soon as she did Amy's spirit was attacked by something darker than she'd expected.
"Are you okay Amy?" Rocky asked the former Women's Champion who leaned on her husband for support.
"I'm fine, come in don't stand out there like ya'll don't know us," Amy said as Shawn helped her to her feet.
"Are you really okay?" he whispered in her ear as The Johnson's came in.
"As she touched my hair I saw blood everywhere," Amy whispered, "blood on the walls, blood on the floor, blood on the furniture, she's carrying the spirit of Cain,"
Shawn smiled as The Rock and Dany looked at the couple anxious for help with their disturbed little girl, "Why don't you guys play with Simone, we're gonna have a talk with Simi's parents," Shawn said to the ARK Angels and they nodded intending to use this opportunity to get to know Simone a little better.
"How are we gonna break this to them, "Hey Rock you're daughter's carrying the spirit of Cain,"?" Shawn asked Amy who nodded.
"Yup, the sooner they know the quicker we can get rid of it," Amy said and the Anointed Couple led Rocky and Dany into the living room while the children made friends with their troubled daughter.
"You see that?" LC said pointing to the sky outside, "You did that didn't you?" she accused Dany who just stared right through her, "Hey damsel of darkness I'm talking to you!" LC snapped, "The sky's not supposed to be red it's supposed to be blue what wrong with you?"
"LC be nice to Simi," Cheyenne said taking Simone by the hand and giving her a big smile, but as soon as she touched her hand her spirit was disturbed by a wave of terror. Cameron noticed his sister trembling and broke their hands apart.
"Unclean, unclean," Cheyenne said her bottom lip quivering.
"No Chey don't touch, LC's right there's something wrong with her," Cameron said, "Simone why did you leave home without your mom knowing? She was really worried about you what if something bad happened to you?"
"Turn the sky back now!" LC shouted and shoved Simone backwards.
"You really shouldn't have done that," Simone said and she looked up at Randy and Cameron noticed a dark glare in his eyes. Cheyenne noticed it too and quickly stood in front of her brother as Randy went to RKO him.
"Randy snap out of it!" Cameron called up to him and LC couldn't believe he nearly RKO'd Shawn's 9 year-old son.
"What's wrong with him Cameron?" she asked her boyfriend.
"It's the Curse of the Firstborn," Cameron replied.
"The what?" LC asked incredulously.
"Simi's controlling Randy, she's the one that's causing him to RKO all his friends." Cameron explained further.
"But how?" LC asked.
"I don't know yet but God will give me more information eventually, right now we've gotta get things back in order around here," Cameron said and LC nodded knowing exactly what he meant.
"I'm on it, wake up Aurora!" she said to her little sister whose eyes blinked open, she turned her nose up at the sky not liking it one bit, "Turn the sky back the way it was," LC commanded her giving Ro-Ro her rattle which she shook and the sky began to change color.
"You can't work that evil in this place Simone," Cameron warned her, "This is a House of God and you better behave yourself,"
"Yeah," LC added as the sky turned back to a clear blue, "now you're gonna play with us whether you like it or not,"
Simone turned up her nose at the Cerebral Assassin's daughters but Cheyenne soon got her attention by taking her hand again, this time Simone decided it would be best not to scare her and instead she took the little Angel's hand and followed the ARK Angels of DX upstairs while Randy came out of his spell and wondered what on Earth had just happened.