Title: The ARK Angels of DX: Simone and the Curse of the Firstborn
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K
Characters: Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Trish Stratus, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Simone Alexandra Johnson, Dany Johnson, Melina and Johnny 'Nitro' Hennigan, Randy Orton, Carlito, Edge, Ric Flair, Batista, Torrie Wilson, the Hardyz, Shelton Benjamin, Maria, John Cena, Rey, Dominic and Aaliyah Mysterio, Vickie, Shaul and Sherilyn Guerrero, LAX and the Kliq.
Summary: Randy Orton RKOs some of the WWE Superstars including Ric Flair but he doesn't remember doing it. The Amazing Cameron says it has to do with The Rock's baby girl Simone Alexandra and her new red dress, find out how in the with The ARK Angels of DX.
Chapter Six – The Cowboy Way
Smackdown Tapings, San Diego Convention Center, 1pm:
Rey Mysterio and Batista were talking about the Biggest Party of the Summer and the matches they thought should headline SummerSlam. Mysterio couldn't wait to make his big return to the ring and talked to Batista about his dream opponent but Big Dave had other things on his mind and as much as he was looking forward to another classic match up with The Undertaker there was another legend he cared much more about.
"I heard that Randy was under some kind of spell man," Rey said sitting on the ring apron in the empty convention center while everyone was either at the gym or talking backstage, "I don't think he meant to RKO Ric Flair,"
Batista shrugged, "I don't care why he RKO'd Ric Rey, the fact is he did it and this isn't the first time Randy's been out of control, he can't be allowed to get away with this behavior any longer if it was me or any other guy on the roster we would have been fired without a second thought," he argued and Rey nodded.
"I know, but after everything Orton's been through with ATM then getting baptized by HBK I think we should treat this as a special case," Rey replied and Batista growled.
"I'm done with giving Randy Orton another chance," he said firmly and Rey could see that his mind had already been made up.
"So what are you going to do?" Rey asked.
"As soon as Hunter gets here I'm gonna tell him that Randy RKO'd Ric Flair and the Legend Killer's career will be over," Batista replied and Rey shook his head thinking there had to be a better way to handle this situation.
"Dave I love Ric Flair, apart from Mick Foley I don't think there's anyone in this business who doesn't, but I don't want Randy to lose his career he's a great wrestler with a bright future," Rey argued but Dave didn't care.
"Edge said that too and I used to say the samething, we all did. Ric, Hunter and I were Randy's most vocal supporters even when he stepped out of line with guys like Shawn Michaels and Undertaker," Dave replied and sank his head into his hands: he was at the end of his emotional rope with Randy and he was going to cut him off, "But Ric Flair is the reason I am where I am today, Ric Flair is the reason I have a job. This is Randy's fault Rey, I'm not gonna make excuses for him anymore and neither should you," Batista shouted and Rey gulped backing away from The Animal.
"Okay Dave, I'll stay out of it this is obviously between you and Evolution," Rey said.
"I don't think so," came the abrasive voice of Edge and Batista turned to the ring entrance and Rey gasped as Lita, Shawn, Carlito, The Rock and Trish stood with Melina, Johnny and those adorable kids of theirs plus the Guerrero girls, Dominic and Aaliyah Mysterio. Big Dave smiled at Melina who was getting more and more radiant each time he saw her.
"I see you guys are back together, is everything okay at the Hennigan household now?" Dave asked turning from an angry monster to a sweet affectionate teddy bear.
"We're more worried about you Dave," Johnny replied while Edge closed in on the World Heavyweight Champion, "don't you think you're being a little hard on Randy?"
"Ric Flair wasn't the only one who got RKO'd, he RKO'd Trish, The Rock and Mickie James this morning," Edge explained.
"He's obviously under some kind of demonic curse again," Carlito added and everyone shook their heads in agreement and Dave rolled his eyes before fixing them on Amy and Shawn.
"Is that what God told you?" he asked the Anointed Couple.
"That's what God told my son - Cameron!" Shawn hollered after his little boy who looked at his dad darkly for calling him away from LC.
"Dad I'm busy," Cameron replied and Shawn motioned for him to walk faster but Cameron took his sweet time, Batista found this quite entertaining.
"You walk just like your father," Batista told Cameron who had the Michaels' strut down to a T.
"Tell him what God told you Cam," Shawn said softly stroking Cameron's hair, Cameron grimaced and tried to pull away but Shawn wouldn't let up, "What you too big to get a little TLC from your old man?" Shawn said and picked Cameron up and blew a raspberry on his neck.
"EW Dad quit it!" Cameron reacted, "Mom!" he called out to Amy who thought they were too cute for words.
"Shawn this is serious we gotta talk Dave out of getting Randy Orton fired," Amy said.
"There's nothing you can say short of a Divine message from God that's gonna change my mind Amy, did God tell you that Randy's possessed or not?" Dave said firmly and Shawn stopped playing around with Cameron and told the little man to go and tell Dave what God told him about Randy Orton.
Batista wondered what was going on as LC with Aurora and Cheyenne followed Cameron over to the ring like a team. They all sat up on the ring apron with him and he noticed something immediately, they were angelic.
"ATM have been disbanded, God is using us to do His work right now," Cameron explained and Batista, Rey and everyone except the Anointed Couple gasped.
"What are you?" Batista asked in disbelief.
"I am the Amazing Cameron, God has given me the gift of wisdom," Cameron replied and turned to his sister, "Cheyenne is the Incredible Girl with Phenomenal Strength,"
"We call her GPS for short," LC said.
"She can pick you up," Cameron said and Batista laughed.
"Yeah right," he said with a hard chuckle and Cameron and LC smiled.
"Chey pick up Uncle Dave," Cameron told his little sister, Cheyenne nodded and pulled Batista off the ring apron and bench pressed him above her head. Everyone gasped in amazement, "Do you believe me now Uncle Dave?" Cameron asked the petrified World Champion.
"Put me down!" Batista yelled and Cameron nodded and Cheyenne dropped the Animal on his butt.
"Have a little grace next time Chey okay?" Shawn told his daughter who nodded, "Help Dave to his feet,"
"Nah that's alright I'm okay," Batista said getting up gingerly while the shock of what Cheyenne just did was evident on the faces of everyone, "Okay I believe you, what about you what's your special power sweetie?" Dave said to LC who scowled at the being called 'sweetie'.
"I am the ARK, I control weather girl aka Hurricane Aurora," LC replied, "now God tells me how to use her powers, so no more out of control hurricanes or floods,"
"Phew!" everyone said collectively.
"You should have seen them this morning at The Sandbox Batista," Matt Hardy said, "they saved Mickie James and Trish Stratus from Simone and Randy,"
"Yeah they were awesome!" Torrie Wilson added.
"Together we are the ARK Angels of DX and it is up to us to make sure you guys are all safe from evil," Cameron finished explaining and Batista nodded believing every word the little guy said.
"Alright I'm convinced, you guys are angels God knows we could use a lot more of you in this fallen world, do you know what's going on with Randy?" Dave asked the ARK Angels.
"He's being manipulated by a 7 year old girl called Simone Alexander," Cameron explained and Batista furrowed his brow in thought.
"Why do I know that name?" he thought.
"She's my daughter," The Rock replied and Batista gasped.
"Your baby girl little Simone is controlling Randy Orton?" Rey Mysterio said equally shocked.
"It's a little more complicated than that, tell em Cameron," Rocky asked the Amazing one.
"Randy Orton's always had a nasty side to him but when my dad baptized him he was fine and free from the demonic spirit that possessed him and caused him to do those terrible things to you guys last year. Simone's frustration at her parent's separation released a demon that attached itself to an old Biblical principle known as the Rule of the Firstborn," Cameron explained everyone was amazed by his uncanny wisdom.
"What is the Rule of the Firstborn?" Kane asked coming down to the ring from the gym causing everyone to jump.
"Wow the Big Red Machine!" Cheyenne cried excited by one of her favorite monsters and reached out for him to pick her up.
"I haven't seen you since you I tried to kill your father before you were born," Kane said with Cheyenne in his arms.
"Don't hunt what you can't kill," Cheyenne said and Shawn laughed.
"That's my baby girl," he said proudly pinching Cheyenne's cheek and Cameron rolled his eyes.
"Chey stop goofing around this is serious," he said to his little sister.
"Okay I'll be serious," Cheyenne replied and crossed her arms and furrowed her brow seriously trying to look more like her brother, she just ended up looking even more adorable to everyone except Cameron that is.
"Cain was the Firstborn son of Adam and Eve but he did not offer God the first fruits of his offering and so he did not receive God's favor. So instead of giving God a better offering he killed his brother Abel who had given God the first fruits of his offering,"
"-Excuse me young scholar we are all familiar with the story of Cain and Abel what does this have to do with Randy Orton RKO-ing Ric Flair?" came the cocky voice of MVP who arrived with Matt Hardy and Torrie Wilson and the man himself, Ric Flair.
"Montell can I speak to you a minute?" HBK said to the brash US Champion.
"Sure boss what's up?" MVP said running over to the co-owner of the WWE and Shawn hit him with a fresh round of Sweet Chin Music.
"That's for interrupting my son, anyone else wanna interrupt my Firstborn?" Shawn asked looking around at his colleagues and they all shook their heads fearful of the Anointed Cowboy and his Big Red Wife, "Alright then, g'head Cameron,"
"As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted dad," Cameron said scowling at his father and Shawn looked hurt.
"What did I do!" he asked upset.
"Doing what you always do and that's steal the spotlight, these people want to hear me talk not the sound of your foot kicking someone's face in," Cameron replied and Shawn felt the blood coarse threw his veins.
"You watch your mouth boy," Shawn said angrily.
"You see look at how angry my dad is now people; that's how angry Cain was at his brother before he killed him," Cameron said and everyone looked at Shawn disparagingly and Shawn smiled and gave his son a kiss.
"That's better," Amy said and gave Shawn a kiss which he returned with one of his own.
"Urgh," Trish said turning her head while Melina looked on adoringly one of her best friends so in love, "Can we get back to the story please?" Trish snapped bluntly.
"Yeah can we please hear what the Amazing Cameron has to say it's important," The Rock said cuddling his girlfriend who felt kind of responsible for this danger they were all in by being with the man she truly loved.
"It's important that you guys don't think this has anything to do with Simone, it's the spirit of Cain that has attached itself to her, it's trying to get to ATM," Cameron explained.
"ATM?" Edge said confused.
"You mean Amy, Trish and Melina are still ATM?" Rey said equally confused and Cameron nodded.
"They don't work together anymore but if the devil can destroy them we can't help God usher in the new ATM," Cameron explained and everyone held their heads confused.
"What do we have to do with Simone's possession?" Amy asked pointing to herself, Melina and Trish.
"Who's we? ATM is all in your heads!" Trish yelled.
"No Trish ATM did exist, I have the newspaper clippings and Medal of Honor to prove it," Melina said and Trish shook her head.
"Don't tell me you've been sucked into all this garbage," Trish said dismissively.
"Trish we all witnessed the work of ATM, the whole world knows about you guys," Matt Hardy said and everyone nodded.
"Its not garbage its true, this hatred Simone has towards Trish goes way deeper that her father falling in love with another woman, she's on a mission from Hell to destroy the next angelic trio and she's using Randy Orton to do it," Cameron said and Batista swallowed hard.
"Looks like I owe Randy an apology," he said sorrowfully.
"Apologize yes, just don't tell Triple H okay?" Edge said and Batista frowned.
"I still think Hunter should know he RKO'd Ric Flair," Batista disagreed and Shawn shook his head.
"He'll fire Randy on the spot if he finds out what he did," Shawn replied, "So I want everybody here and within the sound of my voice to agree that the other half of DX does not know about this,"
Everyone nodded but Batista said nothing and crossed his arms firmly across his thick chest defiantly, "Dave?" Shawn said raising his eyebrow warning Batista to comply, "I'm warning you, don't tell Triple H what Orton did,"
"If you don't tell him I will," Batista replied and Edge pulled at his hair fearful of Randy losing his job.
"You keep your mouth shut or I'm gonna kick your ass!" Edge cried pushing Batista back and Shawn got inbetween them before they started a fight in front of his children and pregnant wife.
"Edge that's enough!" The Amazing Cameron commanded getting in-between his father and Edge, "I need you to stay focused, I need you to help me protect Orton!"
"Why?" Kane asked and Cheyenne slapped Kane on the shoulder, "Ow!" Kane said rubbing where Cheyenne had slapped him, "that really hurt!" he said in shock that a 3 year-old girl had hurt him at all.
"Edge is a firstborn, together with Cam-Cam they can stop the spirit of Cain before it takes Randy over," Cheyenne explained.
"But not if he gets angry!" LC snapped but the Amazing Cameron shook his head knowing it was too late, Edge was of no use to him he would have to use someone else because Edge wasn't saved he didn't understand how to be led by the Holy Spirit and not his Rated R flesh.
"You can't wait to tell Hunter, you've always been jealous of Randy ever since he became the youngest World Heavyweight Champion in WWE history. You're a no where near as talented as Orton and you know it you over-rated nimrod!" Edge barked and Dave went for the Rated R Superstar's throat but Shawn boxed The Animal's hand away and pulled Edge behind him.
"If you tell I'll make sure you don't make it out of SummerSlam with the World Heavyweight Championship," Shawn replied and all the fire melted from Dave's face.
"What did you just say?" he said angrily getting up in Shawn's face.
"You heard me big man, if you tell Hunter Randy RKO'd Ric Flair you will lose your match for the World Heavyweight Championship at SummerSlam to Edge," Shawn replied coolly.
"You better keep your mouth shut then big man," Edge said laughing and Batista dragged Shawn up by his shirt, but as soon as he did his fingers started to blister and he pulled his hands away in pain.
"You're forgetting who your dealing with Batista," Amy said her hair flaring up in hot red locks equally on fire where Shawn's eyes which were hazel now sharing his wife's Righteous Indignation.
"Mess with me and you'll be the one looking for a job, not Randy," the Showstoppa said and Amy, Chey and Cam stared The Animal down in unity and Batista finally backed down.
"This is not right Shawn, you're not the boss of me Hunter should have a say in what happens to Orton too, this is not right!" Batista said and Shawn smiled slyly at the thick muscle man of Smackdown.
"You be a good boy and do what I tell you, the days of you and Hunter running things are over, I know what's right for Randy and what I say goes, and if you're not down with that the WWE Superstars have got 2 words for ya," Shawn replied and Dave cringed as those two words rebounded in the large arena as the WWE Superstars shouted out "SUCK IT!" at the top of their voices.
"That's real professional Shawn, real professional!" Batista said sarcastically and stormed backstage. Kane looked down at Cameron who was smiling up at the Big Red Machine.
"I understand how it feels for God to choose your brother over you, being The Undertaker's brother has taught me a lot about the perils of sibling rivalry," Kane said in character.
"But this isn't a work Uncle Glen, the spirit of Cain is as real as it gets but don't worry the ARK Angels of DX have got this, we'll rescue Randy and Simone from the spirit of Cain before you know it," Cameron replied and MVP got back up straightening his jaw which was still throbbing from HBK's super kick..
"You've got your father's arrogance Cameron, I'm a find Vince McMahon and get rid of you DX!" MVP moaned walking away holding is jaw and Amy saw the arrogance that MVP was talking about in both father and son and she didn't like it.
"Shawn go kiss MVP," Amy said and Shawn's mouth dropped horrified.
"No way!" he refused.
"You wanna lose the respect of the locker room?" Amy said and Shawn smiled.
"And how is kissing MVP gonna get me the respect of the locker room?" Shawn said thinking Amy was out of her mind and Edge put his hand on Shawn's shoulder getting the veteran's attention at once.
"I hate to tell you this Heartbreak but kissing guys is what you do best," Edge said and everyone laughed, except Cameron who started to remember stuff that he really didn't want to remember.
"Oh no," he sighed pulling his hand over his face with embarrassment
"Edge what are you talking about?" Shawn said puzzled and Edge turned to face everyone.
"Anybody who has been kissed by Shawn Michaels raise your hand," he said and Shawn gasped as Edge put his hand up along with his wife, Torrie Wilson and Mickie James.
"Edge you liar I never kissed you!" Shawn said.
"I think the publishers of Playgirl magazine would disagree with that," Torrie Wilson said waving the destroyed issue with Shawn and Edge kissing on the front for everyone to see.
"Give me that!" Shawn said running for Torrie who gave the magazine to Matt Hardy who gave the magazine to Kane.
"Thank you," Amy said taking the magazine from her former kayfabe husband, "Man you look good as a red-head Shawn,"
"You think this is funny? What if my Pastor sees this?!" Shawn panicked taking the magazine from his wife, "Man I do look good as a red-head," he smiled arrogantly, "Wait-a-minute this isn't me?!"
"Technically its only half of you, the other half is Amy – the beautiful half," Edge explained and Shawn's head started to hurt, "You were channeling Amy's spirit while ATM were being held hostage by a coven of witches," Edge explained further.
"So you're kissing my wife?" Shawn said angrily and Edge got defensively.
"She was my fiancée until you stole her from me!" he snapped and Matt Hardy laughed much to Edge's irritation and Shawn's amusement.
"After you kissed Edge, God gave you the Kiss of Life and you used it to break up me and Mickie James and cure Jeff Hardy and Hunter of their man-crushes on you," Torrie Wilson explained.
"You were gay for MJ?" Trish Stratus exclaimed in shock and Torrie frowned.
"You were the one who outed me, it was during Rebecca's funeral remember?" Torrie Wilson said but Trish drew a blank, suddenly it all came flooding back to both Shawn and Amy.
"It was the Kiss of Life that brought me back from the dead," Amy said to her husband touching his lips as if they were magic, "I died on the battlefield in South Baghdad,"
"You were burned to a cinder and you regenerated before my eyes it was a miracle!" Shawn remembered and Edge nodded, that one kiss proved that the Anointed Couple were meant to be together.
"Then you used the Kiss to turn Torrie Wilson straight," Edge reminded Shawn and Matt Hardy ran over to the Heartbreak Kid grabbing him joyfully almost knocking Edge over in the process.
"Thank you, oh God thank you Shawn!" he said and everyone laughed.
"That's okay Matt," Shawn said pushing Matt Hardy away gently, "Do you think it still works?" he asked Edge who shrugged.
"After ATM disbanded all your powers went back to Heaven, Carlito's water power and Randy's prophetic power went back to Heaven along with Melina's miraculous healing power and Trish's Truth-telling abilities," Edge explained.
"What are you the ATM biographer?" Matt Hardy said disdainfully.
"At least I'm not bitter about Shawn getting with Lita, you could learn a lot from me Matt Hardy, a lot!" Edge replied, "Like how not to get your ass kicked by MVP for example,"
"Edge shut up you're the bitterest person I know, Montell come here," HBK said and MVP shook in terror.
"Nah-uh, no way I ain't kissing you I don't care what powers God says you have," MVP replied adamantly.
"If you do it you'll never be single again," Cameron said and MVP smiled.
"I like the sound of that, lay it on my Michaels come on make with the man love playa!" MVP said sizing Shawn up for the kiss and Shawn leaned down to his son for advice.
"Who's he gonna hook up with after I kiss him?" Shawn asked Cameron who was blushing with embarassment.
"If I tell you Matt Hardy's gonna be pissed, I mean mad," Cameron said correcting his language and Matt Hardy balked.
"Oh no you don't I'm with Torrie now, Shawn don't kiss him!" Matt Hardy said.
"Kiss me Shawn, Torrie needs to be with a Champion not a loser like Matt Hardy, you know it's true!" MVP said and Shawn scratched his head.
"I'll kiss you on one condition: that's you stay away from Torrie Wilson okay?" Shawn told Montell who sighed.
"Fine I won't make a move on Matt Hardy's new girlfriend, there are plenty of other honeys in the WWE who would want a date with Montell Vontavious Porter," MVP said and Shawn kissed him.
"That was disturbing, even for me," Kane said turning away in disgust. The Kiss left a sweet residue on MVP's lips and Shawn felt as if something had been drawn out of him as he kissed the young upstart of Smackdown.
"Now who's the lucky lady gonna be?" MVP said looking around the WWE Divas and Cameron turned to his parents and the ARK Angels with a knowing smile.
"Your Kiss of Life is going to help us with this mission to save Randy and Simone from the spirit of Cain," Cameron told them and rolled his eyes at Edge, "the Rated R Superstar isn't holy enough for this mission, I need another Firstborn and soon," he said knowing Simone was planning something terrible for the house show and poor Randy was gonna get the blame for it.
"How's the Kiss of Life gonna help us lil' man?" LC asked puzzled.
"You'll see once MVP decides on what Diva to pursue," Cameron said wrapping his arm around his best gal re-assuring her that he had an idea; next to Cheyenne and Aurora, she was the only girl who he could trust and heads of the Michaels' household Shawn and Amy looked over at all the Divas wondering who the misfortunate lady was going to be.
"Its times like these that I'm glad I'm married," Amy said as MVP advanced on the WWE Divas and Shawn smiled wiping off his lips.
"I couldn't agree with you more Big Red," he said and kissed his wife lovingly much to the annoyance of Trish Stratus who wondered why her best friend was so blessed while she was so cursed.