Title: The ARK Angels of DX: Simone and the Curse of the Firstborn
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K
Characters: Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Trish Stratus, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Simone Alexandra Johnson, Dany Johnson, Melina and Johnny 'Nitro' Hennigan, Randy Orton, Carlito, Edge, Ric Flair, Batista, Torrie Wilson, the Hardyz, Shelton Benjamin, Maria, John Cena, Rey, Dominic and Aaliyah Mysterio, Vickie, Shaul and Sherilyn Guerrero, LAX and the Kliq.
Summary: Randy Orton RKOs some of the WWE Superstars including Ric Flair but he doesn't remember doing it. The Amazing Cameron says it has to do with The Rock's baby girl Simone Alexandra and her new red dress, find out how in the with The ARK Angels of DX.
Chapter Seven – Mysterio's Girl
Backstage at the San Diego Convention Center:
Randy Orton sighed as his former colleagues and friends discussed ways to punish him for his reckless behavior, he was at the end of his emotional rope himself he didn't know why he did what he did all he knew was that he was sorry for it.
"No-one believes you," Simone said as the Legend Killer cried into his hands, "You might as well stop trying to convince them you're innocent,"
"But I am innocent, I never wanted to RKO Ric Flair or Johnny or anyone else!" Randy cried tears burning down his face, "Now Batista's gonna tell Hunter what I did and I'm gonna lose my job!"
"Yes you did want to RKO Ric Flair and Melina's husband," Simone insisted clinging to the hem of her red dress, she was drawing some sort of power from it, "You better get on the same page if you're gonna get Melina back,"
Randy sighed he wanted Melina more than ever before, "But what does Melina have to do with any of this?" he asked Simone who smiled cruelly her eyes flickering with demonic possession.
"If I get her I get all of them," she said cruelly and Randy Orton felt something coursing through him irritating his blood and tightening his face into a cruel smile.
"The new ATM cannot come into this world, this world belongs to us," Randy said the spirit of Cain overtaking his born again spirit but Simone shook her head.
"This world doesn't belong to you, I control you I control your every thought do what I say understand?" Simone said firmly and Randy nodded.
"You got it – boss," he said and shook Simone's little hand which was covered in blood from the dress.
"Now let's get back to what I started this morning, Trish Stratus is about to break up with my dad for good, let's go," she said and Randy followed the demonic Firstborn to the Diva locker room.
WWE Smackdown Diva locker room:
Melina strolled into the Women's locker room she used to change in for 1 year before she and her husband got drafted to RAW, it smelt different, there were fragrances and none of them were familiar, she was used to smelling Mickie James' coconut skin lotion and Maria's avocado facial scrub, the only smell that was familiar was Torrie Wilson's kiwi strawberry lip balm and Melina turned to the Boise beauty who was applying it to her lips right now.
"Want some?" Torrie said offering her lip balm to Melina who shook her head with a smile.
"Save it for Matt Hardy," Melina replied nodding towards the door, "He's outside with Johnny don't keep him waiting,"
Torrie raised an eyebrow with a coy glance, "He's waited so far what's a couple more minutes gonna do?" she said and sat Melina down on the bench next to her.
"Things are okay between me and Johnny now, sorry things didn't work out between you and Orton," Melina said compassionately but Torrie shrugged and put her lip balm away.
"I don't think me and Randy were meant to be, plus he's got a lot of problems why is the devil messing with him so much?" Torrie asked concerned about all that Randy Orton had gone through over the last year.
"I don't know," Melina said shaking her head, "but I can't help but feel responsible,"
"You think he's still in love with you?" Torrie asked.
"I don't think Randy was ever in love with me, something is causing this to happen but I don't think that's it," Melina replied caressing her stomach, "You know the Bible says what God has blessed let no man put asunder, Johnny and me were married with God's blessing, maybe whatever's attacking Randy is trying to destroy that blessing by breaking up my marriage,"
Torrie gasped, "It would explain why Randy has been interfering with you and Johnny since last year, if only Trish still had her Truth-telling abilities then ya'll would know what's going on,"
Melina rolled her eyes, "Trish isn't interested in any Truth-telling abilities she's denying ATM ever happened despite overwhelming evidence that she was part of the angelic trio too,"
"I bet you miss your miraculous healing powers don't you?" Torrie said putting her hand around Melina and the former Women's Champion hugged her back warmly.
"I want my miraculous healing powers back and until I get them back I'm going on a miracle crusade across America," Melina told Torrie who smiled impressed.
"Wow when did you decide to do that?" she asked.
"It was Johnny's idea, I'm not on the roster anymore and he thought I could do with some Divine Inspiration and there's no better place to get that then on a miracle crusade. I'm taking Maria with me," Melina explained loving how impressed Torrie was with her plans to travel pregnant across America with Maria who was pregnant too.
"Isn't it kinda funny that you're both pregnant for men called John?" Torrie Wilson observed and Melina nodded.
"And both me and Maria's names begin with 'M' how weird is that?" Melina added and Torrie laughed at the coincidence, "And Maria's name means 'bitter' and my name means 'sweet', we'd make a great tag team don't you think?"
Torrie Wilson and Melina laughed holding their stomachs and almost falling off the bench they were on, Melina's laughter stopped and she clutched her stomach in pain and Torrie grabbed her to make sure she didn't fall.
"Melina what's wrong?" she said cradling Melina who was wracked with pain.
"It's my baby, get Johnny quick!" Melina cried.
"But there's no-one else here to stay with you," Torrie fretted then she remembered there was someone waiting for her outside, "Matt I need you get in here!" she hollered and V.1 came strutting confidently through the door smiling like a Cheshire cat.
"I knew you couldn't wait any longer," he said arrogantly then he saw Melina on her knees in pain and all joking around came to a halt, "Johnny!" Matt called outside the door but he wasn't there, "I'll go get him," Matt said but before he could make a run for the arena Melina let out a Primal Scream the whole of San Diego could hear and Johnny was there within seconds.
"Mami!" he cried out and took Melina in his arms and headed for the door, "Do you want me to call an ambulance?" he asked his wife who hyperventilating.
"No doctors can't do nuthin about this, where's Randy?" she asked Johnny.
"He's in the arena with Rocky's little girl, they're talking to Trish about something," Johnny said not sure what to do.
"How long have they been talking to Trish?" Torrie asked.
"About 2 minutes," Johnny replied.
"I think we better get to the arena because whatever it is that's attacking Melina is just getting started," Matt said and Torrie nodded helping Melina into the arena.
In the arena:
Hunter ran into the arena towards Shawn who was holding Amy watching as Simone threatened Trish once again.
"I thought you exercised the demon out of that little monster?" Hunter asked surprised that Simone was still possessed.
"Cam told us not to get involved," Shawn explained.
"The Spirit of Cain can only be stopped by an agreement between Firstborns, preferably Christian Firstborns and an angelic being," Amy added scowling at Edge.
"We can't all be Shawn Michaels Amy," Edge taunted back and Amy smiled in agreement and HBK hushed Edge.
"Edge you better stop running your mouth or your not gonna get that Title shot at SummerSlam," Shawn warned him and Hunter frowned.
"Title shot, what Title shot?" he asked, "I don't remember Edge getting a Title shot at SummerSlam,"
"We'll talk about it later right now we've got more important things to deal with then Edge becoming World Heavyweight Champion," Shawn said and Hunter looked to where his best friend was pointing. It was Simone and she was up to no good.
"LC? ARK Angels where you at?" Hunter called urgently not wanting Trish to start bleeding and scare the crap out of the WWE locker room like back at The Sandbox.
"Those lil rug-rats can't do anything to me," Simone hissed her red dress coming alive causing Hunter to grimace.
"What's the deal with the dress?" Hunter asked the Anointed Couple.
"Its drenched in some sort of blood," Carlito said running over to Shawn and Hunter, "it's the same blood that came down the walls and furniture back at your house,"
"You mean like the blood you said was coming out of the faucets last night?" Hunter asked and Amy and Shawn nodded.
"And most likely the same blood that was smeared all over Randy's bedroom wall back at Ric Flair's house," Edge added and DX and Big Red gasped.
"What?!" they said horrified.
"Ya'll didn't know about that?" Jeff Hardy said coming down to the arena from the men's locker room where Batista was talking to Ric Flair about Randy Orton.
"What are you doing here you're not on Smackdown?" Hunter said.
"He's scared he's not going back to RAW, the whole freakin RAW roster is here its like I never left!" Edge said and Hunter looked over Jeff's shoulder and saw Ashley, Kelly Kelly, Layla and Mickie James.
"Hey ladies," Hunter said with a charming smile, seeing the Divas was never a problem for the Cerebral Assman.
"Hunter are you even listening?!" Shawn said impatiently, "we gotta evacuate the arena now!"
"And leave Trish in the loving care of Simone Alexandra and Randy "RKOh my God he just hospitalized another Superstar" Orton? I don't think so Showstoppa, sex deprivation has obviously gone to your head," Hunter replied and Edge's ears pricked up with curiosity.
"Sex deprivation?" he repeated giving Amy and Shawn a suspicious glance.
"Stay out of our business Copeland," Amy warned her ex-fiancé.
"Copeland? You used to call me Adam why the sudden hostility? As a matter a fact you used to call me a lot of things," Edge said giving Shawn a lascivious smile.
"Okay that's it – no title shot for you at SummerSlam!" Shawn responded.
"I was just kidding Shawn relax, please don't take my World Title shot away from me," Edge said.
"What Title shot?" Hunter asked again when a loud Primal Scream echoed throughout the arena.
"Melina!" Amy cried turning around to see her pregnant friend clutching her stomach in pain with Matt Hardy and Torrie Wilson helping her down the steps.
"Its Simone she's doing this to Melina!" Johnny said and Amy ran over to Melina while Trish scowled at Simone.
"This isn't fair don't bring my best friend into this she didn't do anything!" Trish cried.
"I'd be happy to, just as soon as you leave my father," Simone replied her eyes black with hatred.
"Never I love him!" Trish replied and pain continued to rip through Melina's pregnant stomach and everyone started to panic.
"Oh my God she's gonna kill the baby!" Torrie yelled in terror.
"Not if I have anything to say about it," Johnny said and he headed down the steps to Simone when Matt Hardy held him back.
"If you go near her she'll get Randy to drop you and put you in a coma again, I don't think Melina needs to be worried about you and her baby Johnny stay here," Matt said and Amy winked at him.
"Thanks Matt," she said counting down the minutes until the ARK Angels came back with their plan to take down Simone once again, "Come on guys we need you right now," she said and Simone continued to torture Melina while Trish stood her ground refusing to give up the fight for the man she loved.
Rey Mysterio's locker room:
Dominic Mysterio and Shaul Guerrero looked at each other then back at the 3 kids in front of them and scratched their heads.
"So what do you guys say are you gonna help us stop Simone Alexandra or what?" The Amazing Cameron said while Rey paced back and forth with Aaliyah desperate for his son to step up so they could all stop Melina's screaming.
"So you're saying because I was born before my sister I have the power to help you stop Simone from terrorizing Melina?" Dominic asked puzzled.
"That's right and so do you Shaul, together you guys can help us put an end to this madness before the fans get here and our dads have to cancel the show," Cameron said and Rey Mysterio's eyes popped out of his luchador mask.
"Cancel the show? In my hometown? No way!" he said defiantly and Dominic nodded in agreement.
"Yeah this is 619 baby my papi's gotta represent San Diego tonight, count me in," he said shaking hands with Cameron.
"What do you say Shaul we need you too," LC said to Eddy Guerrero's Firstborn child but Shaul hesitated.
"I'm not actually allowed to hang around Dominic after what happened in Tijuana my mon's been kind of on guard, you guys remember what we did don't you?" Shaul asked LC and Cameron while Chey bench-pressed Aaliyah much to the little chica's amusement.
LC sighed while Cameron drew his hand over his head in frustration, "Do you think you guys can keep your hands off each other and save Simone and Randy from burning in Hell for all eternity?" he snapped firmly noticing how much of an inconvenience sex was becoming to the plans God had set out of the ARK Angels of DX to carry out.
"Don't worry Cam, me and Vickie got our eyes on em, they'll keep their hand off each other if they know what's good for em," Rey Mysterio said but LC frowned.
"Isn't that what you said last time?" she said remembering Rey saying that before Shawn and Amy's wedding in Tijuana back in March.
"No papi's right I've learned my lesson, come on Shaul," Dominic said and Shaul nodded.
"Count me in guys," she said slapping Cameron and LC's hands.
"Okay follow us and when we get to the arena do exactly as I tell you," Cameron said and Shaul and Dominic nodded and LC noticed a glimmer in Shaul's eyes as Cameron led the troopers out of Rey's locker room. She cornered her before she left with the others.
"What do you want LC?" Shaul asked defensively.
"I'm an ARK Angel but unlike my Lord and Savior I don't let things slide. What you did with Dominic on the way to Tijuana was disgusting, at your age, you should be playing with dolls or selling cookies you shouldn't be having sex. Remember my daddy is the co-owner of the WWE, you put the moves on Cameron and your mom's gonna regret ever giving birth to you after the trouble I'm gonna get you in," LC warned her and Shaul gasped nervously, plus LC's green hair was really freaking her out.
"Let's go guys come on!" Cheyenne said pulling LC and Shaul out of Rey's locker room while Cameron smiled loving how jealous LC was over him. It was the healthy kind of jealousy not the kind that was causing chaos in the San Diego Convention Center right about now but the ARK Angels and the Firstborn Mysterio and Guerrero children were about to put an end to Simone Alexandra's reign of blood and save Trish, Melina and Randy from her demonic powers.