Title: The ARK Angels of DX: Simone and the Curse of the Firstborn
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K
Characters: Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Trish Stratus, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Simone Alexandra Johnson, Dany Johnson, Melina and Johnny 'Nitro' Hennigan, Randy Orton, Carlito, Edge, Ric Flair, Batista, Torrie Wilson, the Hardyz, Shelton Benjamin, Maria, John Cena, Rey, Dominic and Aaliyah Mysterio, Vickie, Shaul and Sherilyn Guerrero, LAX and the Kliq.
Summary: Randy Orton RKOs some of the WWE Superstars including Ric Flair but he doesn't remember doing it. The Amazing Cameron says it has to do with The Rock's baby girl Simone Alexandra and her new red dress, find out how in the with The ARK Angels of DX.
Chapter Fifteen – Devil in a Red Dress
The Johnsons, Miami, FL, 10am:
Rocky stood by his kitchen window looking out at the garden watching the sun come up, it was bright and beautiful the exact opposite of his daughter. The days of Simone Alexandra brightening up his life were long gone, now his little 7 year-old was responsible for ruining a man's life and his. Dany hadn't been able to reason with Simone and had tried everything to get that creepy red dress off her but it was no good, it was like a second skin and it would not come off, there was no doubt in Rocky's mind that the demonic spirit of Cain was working through that red dress and as long as she was wearing it life was going to be Hell for him, his wife and his friends. He and Dany had been up all night drinking while Simone slept with the creepiest smile on her face wearing the red dress.
"Poor Randy Orton," Dany said siping her second margarita, Rocky was on his third, "He's gotten the worst of this. Now that Melina's out of the hospital she's gonna demand he be punished for this actions,"
"I don't think so, Melina and Randy are kind of like me and Stephanie; we've always been close but nothing's ever come of it," Rocky replied, "it's the Divas on the roster I'm worried about, you should have seen them after the Smackdown tapings; if Randy hadn't disappeared they would have chased him out of San Diego with pitch forks,"
"I wish ATM were still together, Amy, Trish and Melina would have solved the Curse of the Firstborn by now and sent that Spirit of Cain back to Hell where it belongs," Dany said defiantly.
"The demon might take our daughter there too if we don't get that red dress off her, you know that's where all this evil power is coming from don't you? All this trouble started when she put on the damned thing," Rocky said and Dany went quite and Rocky walked closer to her wondering what was wrong, "What is it?" he said.
"Do you remember where that red dress came from?" Dany asked him.
"I bought it for her for her 7th birthday," Rocky answered, "she hated it she never wore it while we were together,"
"Because she found out that you and Trish got back together, now suddenly she's wearing it and never takes it off," Dany said and Rocky frowned.
"What are you saying?" Rocky asked wondering where his wife was going.
Dany put her glass down and looked at her husband seriously, "I'm saying maybe we should just give Simone what she wants and you and Trish should break up and you and I should start living together again," she said and Rocky couldn't believe what he was hearing and put his glass down.
"Dany think about what you're saying, you want to live with me knowing I'm in love with another woman?" Rocky said.
"I'm thinking about what might happen if you and Trish stay together; she's already got Randy in trouble with the WWE Superstars, what if she's just getting started?" Dany explained and Rocky looked at his wife sternly, the alcohol wearing off and his sobriety returning, "Remember how out of hand things got when Stephanie and Hunter broke up? Aurora tore Orlando a new state! Imagine what our daughter would get Randy to do if he loses his job and she had access to him 24/7?"
Rocky gulped, "You're not suggesting our baby might get Randy to kill Trish and me?" Rocky asked nervously and Dany nodded.
"That's exactly what I'm saying baby; I don't think you guys have a chance in Hell of staying together, you might as-well call the whole thing off and move back home," Dany said and Rocky felt his legs tremble beneath him and Dany sat him on the stool by the table, "You okay Dwayne?" Dany asked concerned as Rocky held his chest and tried to breathe normally, what his wife just said frightened him to his very soul because it was true.
"Cain murdered his brother, who knows what his spirit is capable of?" Rocky said, still it didn't sit right with the Brahma Bull, something about being forced to stay with Dany enraged him and he shot up and paced the kitchen floor defiantly, "The Bible is full of stories about good conquering evil and Romans 8:37 says I am more than a conqueror!"
Rocky took another sip of his margarita and Dany watched as her Superstar husband got fired up just like he did before a big match, "No homicidal demon is gonna push me around, me and Trish are hear to stay – you hear that demon?!" Rocky yelled up the stairs where his daughter was sleeping.
"Rocky look!" Dany screamed holding her face in shock with one hand and pointing to Rocky's margarita glass with the other.
"What?" Rocky said turning to the table top where he placed his near empty glass and saw that the margarita had turned red, blood red, the Spirit of Cain was pissed.
"I don't think the demon likes being taunted honey," Dany said looking at her own glass which was no full of a blood red margarita too.
Rocky pursed his lips angrily and threw the margarita down the sink and Dany's after it, he turned on the faucet to wash the red substance away only to see blood come out of the faucet too.
"I'm a wrestler, all I know to do it taunt," Rocky replied and ran upstairs to Simone's bedroom with Dany right behind him. He stopped before he could reach the room, the carpet on the hallway was soaked with blood.
"Oh my God!" Dany screamed looking along the passage and saw blood coming down the walls and doors of every room. Rocky stepped through the blood-soaked carpet towards his daughter's bedroom door, her bloody door and turned the bloody knob with a knot fastening in his throat.
"You don't scare me demon," Rocky said to himself his hands trembling against his will. Dany leaned against his muscular frame for support and together they turned the door knob. They opened the door but no-one was in there, Simone's bed was empty but the unidentifiable blood was everywhere.
"Simone!" Rocky called as they walked into the room and searched for their possessed daughter.
"So you're not going to break up with Trish?" came the sweet voice of their daughter and Rocky and Dany turned sharply and saw their daughter standing in the doorway of her bedroom with Randy Orton behind her.
"No I'm not we're going to kill you demon!" Rocky said and a cruel smile appeared across his daughter's cherubic face.
"Not if I kill you first," she said and looked up at Randy and gave him some kind of signal and he pulled the door shut locking Simone's parents in her bloody bedroom. Rocky threw himself at the door in a vain attempt to get it open but it was no good.
"Try all you want you'll never get out of there, the ARK Angels aren't here to save you!" Simone taunted her parents who banged against the door furiously.
"Randy open this door, don't let her ruin your life!" Rocky said but it was useless, Randy Orton was no longer in control, the Spirit of Cain was.
"What is that smell?" Dany said an unfamiliar smell taking her attention away from the door and The Rock picked up the scent too.
"Its kerosene," Rocky said and they both realized what was going on.
"That's it all down the hall and the stairs," Simone told Randy who was lacing the whole house in kerosene at her command. By the time Simone and Randy downstairs the house reeked of the flammable substance.
"She's gonna burn the house down!" Dany cried to her husband and The Johnsons ran over to the bedroom window and looked down at the demon-possessed Firstborns. The kerosene was everywhere and Randy Orton had a match in his hand and it was lit.
"You want me to go to Hell? I'll bring Hell to you!" Simone said
"NO!!" Rocky and Dany cried out and Simone smiled up at her parents' terrified faces and threw the match into the house. Immediately the house ignited and flames tore across the beautiful house and Rocky and Dany were looked in Simone's bedroom, the window and door were sealed shut by the inhuman blood.
"Come on Randy we've got another house call to make," Simone said to her partner in crime who turned away from the two screaming people like they were figments of his imagination and drove away from the house on fire in his Hummer H2 with Simone in the passenger seat. He drove passed the Jeep with the army green paint job that had followed him to The Rock's house.
"Randy!" Edge said as Undertaker called the fire department on his cell phone while running over to the People's House to see if he could get Rocky and Dany out. He followed Simone and Randy desperate to prevent another assault if what they had just done was any indication, the demonic duo had another horrific attack planned. On who? Edge thought, that was the question.
West Wing of the Sandbox, 10:30am:
"What's taking them so long?" Hunter said tapping his barefoot on his plush purple rug, he was growing impatient, the Kliq and the ARK Angels were supposed to return to his decimated bedroom and beg him to get dressed and come to his senses. They were gonna have to do some serious begging now.
"If Shawn thinks I'm just gonna roll over and forgive him for going behind my back he's got another thing coming," Hunter said stubbornly folding his arms across his action man chest and LC sighed sitting cross-legged inside her dad's bedroom flicking through the channels.
"Dad can't you just forget about it? Its not like Randy meant to RKO Grandpa Flair," LC said as Hurricane Aurora tried to grab the remote out of her hand, "No Ro-Ro its gonna stick to you because your hands are so cold," LC said and Aurora flapped her hands up and down excitedly.
"What's up with you?" Hunter said turning to his youngest daughter who seemed more agitated than usual, then LC turned it to the news station and saw what Aurora was so agitated about.
"Oh my God," LC said staring at the TV in disbelief and Hunter looked at the TV and saw a house on fire somewhere in Miami and was about to turn it up when he recognized a dark tall man with long black hair trying to get the people inside the burning house out of the house.
"Deadman!" Hunter said pulling at his hair in disbelief, "Undertaker's house is on fire! Wait, the Deadman doesn't live in Miami?" Hunter realized.
"It's not Undertaker's house its Rocky's house!" LC corrected her father and got to her feet quicker than a trackstar athlete and stepped out of her dad's bedroom window to the balcony outside while Hunter gawked at the TV in utter shock. It was indeed the People's House.
"Simone," he said with a gulp, "and Orton," he said knowing Randy had to be involved in this too. He looked outside his bedroom and saw his daughter taking his other daughter out on the terrace and followed her. LC held Aurora up and Hurricane shook her rattle left and right, Hunter looked up at the sky and saw it change from clear blue to steel grey. Then the temperature dropped and the wind started to pick up, his baby girl was creating a storm.
"At a girl Aurora!" he said knowing God was directing her powers.
"Now send it down south!" LC said and the winds tore across the sky in the direction of Florida. Hunter looked back at the television which was filming live and saw that it was starting to rain heavily in Miami. Eventually the roaring red flames were extinguished and the fire was over.
"The fire's out, well done kids," Hunter said to his daughter's and gave LC and Aurora a big kiss on the cheek, his lips sticking to Aurora for a bit.
"Let Daddy go Ro-Ro," LC said to her sister who pulled her dad's nose playfully which of course stuck to her hand, "Ro-Ro knock it off!" LC said and Ro-Ro pulled her hand away and sucked on her fist instead. LC looked down and saw Cameron, Cheyenne, Shawn, Amy, the Kliq, Cassidy and Brandon looking up at them.
"Well done Aurora!" Cameron said giving the ARK Angels a thumbs up which Hunter rejected with an Evolution thumbs down and LC rolled her eyes.
"Dad will you quit being such a baby? We've got work to do and you and Uncle Shawn are getting on my nerves!" LC said, "Now let's go downstairs Cameron's got something to tell us,"
"Whatever he has to say we can hear him from up here," Hunter said and LC looked at Aurora with a cross look on her face.
"Going down Ro-Ro," she said to her little sister who flicked her sterling silver rattle with a mighty thrust and the balcony the Helmsleys were standing on started to crumble, eventually it completely disintegrated and Hunter, Ro-Ro and LC fell from the top of the house to the garden terrace where everyone was gathered amazed at the drop Hunter and his two daughters had just taken.
"Are you guys okay?" Chyna said running over to LC and Aurora who were totally fine.
"A-OK," LC replied.
"And how about you?" Chyna said to her boyfriend.
"Ow my ass has got a new crack in it!" Hunter yelped rubbing his posterior and Shawn slapped him around the head.
"Watch your mouth!" he said.
"SUCK IT!" Hunter replied and Shawn jumped on his best friend and the rumbled in the rubble previously holding up the balcony outside Hunter's bedroom window. LC ignored them and walked over to the ARK Angels and huddled by the fountain while the Kliq tried to separate the co-founders.
"It was Simone who set Uncle Rocky's house on fire wasn't it?" LC asked her boyfriend who nodded.
"And she's not done yet, not by a long shot," The Amazing Cameron said and Amy listened in on her step-children wearily wondering just how much of this could be avoided if Trish would open her heart to her Gift from God and close her ears to the demonic spirit telling her to be jealous? She turned to go up to the room where Trish was refusing to come out, "Its no use mom," Cameron said and Amy turned back to look at him.
"I know Trish can help you guys out before something else happens," Amy said.
"Yes she can but not now, her heart is hardened against the Voice of God but she'll hear it again," Cameron told Amy.
"When?" Amy asked her Amazing step-son.
"I don't know, depends on Edge and Undertaker," Cameron replied and Amy frowned wondering what Adam and Mark had to do with anything, then she remembered.
"They're both Firstborns!" she said and Cameron smiled impressed that she got it.
"That's right mom, you're so much better at this than dad," he said as his father continued to fight with Hunter on the ground.
"All over a purple robe," Cheyenne said shaking her head in disgrace, finally the little Michaels pulled the purple robe her father was so jealous of off Uncle Hunter's body leaving The Game naked in the grass, "Here you go daddy," she said handing the regal garment to her dad who took it victorious and put it on as if it were the WWE Championship, "Uncle Hunter I can see your tinkle!" Cheyenne said to Hunter who covered himself up modestly and Chyna took her robe off and threw it at him in disdain.
"At least I had to class to wear underwear under mine!" she admonished him and Tamara looked her up and down critically inspecting her choice of sleepwear.
"You wouldn't catch me sleeping in an n .W.o jersey," she said observing the DX jersey Chyna had worn to bed.
"That's because the n.W.o suck," Hunter said and Chyna laughed much to Kevin Nash's chagrin.
"Hey Shawn's kind of quiet all of sudden, what's up with you Heartbreak?" Nash said changing the subject and Amy noticed a serene expression had come over her husband, he was no longer quarrelsome or bothered by Hunter's childish behavior. Shawn turned to Hunter with a big smile and put his hands on his shoulders and squeezed them lovingly.
"I'm sorry I went behind your back, I'll never deceive you again, I love you Kliq buddy!" Shawn said emotionally and Hunter frowned.
"What the Hell has gotten into you?" he said amazed that Shawn had been able to let their spat go so easily, Tammy, Kevin and Joanie couldn't believe it either, Cameron knew why his father was so full of forgiveness all of a sudden and he was hoping the same-thing would happen when he and the other ARK Angels covered Simone Alexandra with the The Purple Robe of Righteousness, as it was referred to in the Heavenlies, of course only The Amazing Cameron knew what it was on Earth, it was the answer to everyone's prayers concerning Simone and the Curse of the Firstborn.