Title: The ARK Angels of DX: Simone and the Curse of the Firstborn
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K
Characters: Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Trish Stratus, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Simone Alexandra Johnson, Dany Johnson, Melina and Johnny 'Nitro' Hennigan, Randy Orton, Carlito, Edge, Ric Flair, Batista, Torrie Wilson, the Hardyz, Shelton Benjamin, Maria, John Cena, Rey, Dominic and Aaliyah Mysterio, Vickie, Shaul and Sherilyn Guerrero, LAX and the Kliq.
Summary: Randy Orton RKOs some of the WWE Superstars including Ric Flair but he doesn't remember doing it. The Amazing Cameron says it has to do with The Rock's baby girl Simone Alexandra and her new red dress, find out how in the with The ARK Angels of DX.
Chapter Seventeen – Kiss and Tell
Cow Palace, San Francisco, CA, 5pm:
The WWE locker room was preparing for their next house show on the West Coast but because of the last series of attacks by Randy Orton via Simone Alexandra and the Spirit of Cain they weren't focused and the fact that Shawn and Hunter were stuck in Connecticut really didn't help. The fire at The Rock's house had been all over the news, following that Carlito's house was mentioned along with the fact that both Carlito and Edge had been taken to the hospital with serious burns to their bodies. Now the WWE Superstars were watching how a plane came down outside The Sandbox in Connecticut. Two things were wrong with that; how come the plane didn't crash and now the world knew where Shawn and Hunter lived and it was all thanks to Simone Alexandra and the Spirit of Cain. The fact that Randy Orton was involved didn't do the WWE any favors either.
"I think Randy Orton should leave this company, his actions are despicable," Victoria said and Michelle McCool and Gillian Hall agreed.
"But it's not his fault," Ashley said sitting on Jeff Hardy's lap, "he's being controlled by Simone,"
"You know he's never been the nicest guy anyway," Michelle replied, "remember when he RKO'd Stacy Kiebler?"
"And when he RKO'd Trish before she retired?" Gillian Hall added.
"And let's not forget his deranged obsession with Melina," Victoria reminded everyone and Jeff and Matt exchanged solemn glances.
"You guys are right Randy Orton's behavior is totally out of line but he's not to blame, the devil's got something invested in him and he has for years," Matt Hardy explained and Torrie Wilson turned and looked at him confused by his change in attitude.
"So you like Randy Orton now? Yesterday you wanted him dead because of how he treated me!" she said.
"I never said I wanted him dead what I said was if anything happened to Melina's baby Johnny was gonna kill him," Matt Hardy said and Torrie pouted "What?" Matt Hardy asked confused.
"Its just that I thought you were so mad at him for hurting me that you wanted to kill him," Torrie said regretfully.
"Torrie I am mad at him for hurting you, but the more I think about it he's only started doing these awful things after y'all hooked up," Matt explained.
"So?" Michelle McCool said.
"Before Randy and Torrie hooked up he was fine, he was a born again baptized in the Holy Ghost and a new and improved man of God, after Torrie he turned back into the guy we all hate," Matt explained further.
"So what are you saying this is all my fault?" Torrie Wilson said alarmed.
"No – well, yeah kind of," Matt Hardy said and the sound of Shelton Benjamin clapping got everyone's attention.
"Thank you Matt for making clear what has been so blatantly obvious for the past week," Shelton said, "Torrie and Randy had sex outside of marriage and released the demon that attached itself to Randy last year and caused him to turn Amy, Trish and Melina into dolls,"
"Oh no!" Torrie Wilson cried and Matt Hardy consoled her but she broke away in a rage, "this is whole my fault I shouldn't have slept with Randy!"
Ashley consoled Torrie, "You were depressed about losing Shawn to Amy, it wasn't your fault you needed someone to make you feel attractive again,"
"You never lost Shawn Torrie because you never had him, he was supposed to be with Amy, God said so," Jeff Hardy said, "I know I talked to God in Heaven and he told me,"
"That's because you're special," Ashley told Jeff and kissed him on the cheek.
"Oh please," MVP said rolling his eyes and sticking his gloved finger down his throat in revulsion.
"The bottom line is Randy Orton has just been baptized and he should never have had sex outside of marriage, it's not about you Torrie it's about the assignment God put on Orton's life. It's got something to do with Melina," Shelton said scratching his chin thoughtfully and Jeff Hardy rolled his eyes.
"Obviously," he said and Shelton gave him a sarcastic smile.
"I'm gonna kick your butt for the IC Championship," Shelton said.
"We did that already, you lost," Jeff Hardy said tapping his gold proudly.
"Oh yeah, well Punk I'm gonna kick your butt for the ECW title!" Shelton said and everyone looked at him like he was crazy.
"Uh Shelton, Punk's not here," Matt Hardy said.
"I know I was just getting ready," Shelton said looking forward to ECW next week.
"You know ECW and Smackdown are combining next week right?" Matt Hardy said.
"Well then I'm gonna kick your butt for the US Championship!" Shelton said and everyone laughed.
"I don't have the US title – yet," Matt Hardy said glaring at MVP who dusted off his US title proudly.
"Keep dreaming Matt Hardy, you ain't never getting this title. Plus I need to have some bling to impress Trish Stratus with when we go on our first date, if she's still alive by then," MVP said and Jeff Hardy slapped him around the head, "Hands off Hardy boy before I take a trip to RAW and kick your ass too!"
"Why wait til Monday night, I'm right here man let's go!" Jeff Hardy said and Jeff got up in Montell's face and the US Champ backed away.
"Hey man hold on a minute, I wasn't ready!" MVP said and the locker room booed him and MVP got offended, "You all saw that I wasn't ready, he came right at me!"
"You're never ready," Matt Hardy said and Victoria shushed MVP.
"So you guys are okay with Randy staying on the roster?" she asked and half the roster nodded while half the roster agreed that Randy should go, that half was mostly Divas.
"Come on you guys Randy Orton's never gonna change let's face it he was born a jerk and then born again and became an even bigger jerk, I say Hunter fires him on RAW live next week," Mickie James said, "Who's with me?"
Victoria, Michelle McCool, Gillian Hall, Layla and Kelly Kelly put their hands up.
"Oh dear, Hunter's not gonna like that," Kane said knowing how much his arch rival loved the Divas and wouldn't want them not showing up for Smackdown/ECW.
"I ain't scared of no Legend Killer and some devil child of The Rock, after tonight's show I'm going to The Sandbox to kick that demon's ass and make Trish Stratus recognize who she should be with," MVP said and Matt, Jeff and Shelton looked at each other.
"I think we should go to the Sandbox after the show too, I got a feeling something's gonna go down between Trish and Montell that could be interesting," Jeff Hardy said and Matt Hardy sighed.
"I agree, I just can't believe I'm gonna be spending more time with that jackass," Matt Hardy said
"I heard that!" MVP said and Ashley and Jeff laughed, "Torrie you need to get away from him he'll bring you down to his level and then you'll be a loser too!"
"I'm coming with you guys, I have to talk to Melina," Torrie said and Rey Mysterio poked his head around the rec room door.
"Count me in too guys but right now, we've got a show to do," he said.
"Who put you in charge?" Big Daddy V asked disdainful of the former World Heavyweight Champion.
"DX did, they said after the disaster in San Diego I could book whatever matches I wanted in the Bay area and guess what match I've got lined up for you big man?" Rey said giving the call sheet to Matt Striker who snatched it from him and gave it to Big Daddy V.
"I ain't wrestling the Big Red Machine!" he protested scrunching up the call sheet angrily and Kane laughed.
"I'm looking forward to kicking your ass fat boy," he said.
"Man that is gonna be one ugly match," Shelton Benjamin said glad he wasn't on the Smackdown roster yet; he'd take CM Punk anytime over Big Daddy V or Kane.
"Matt you're with me, we're gonna take on MVP and Mark Henry in the main event," Rey said feeling bad for Edge and Undertaker who were the original main event for the show tonight and he earnestly addressed the whole locker room, "I think we should all go to Florida tomorrow and visit Carlito and Edge in the hospital," he said and everyone agreed, "Let's dedicate tonight's show to them,"
The Superstars nodded and got riled up ready to go out and put San Diego behind them and give San Francisco a night that would entertain and not scare the living Hell out of them like last night's horror-fest had. The same couldn't be said for the co-owners of the WWE over in Connecticut as their night was not going to be entertaining at all . . .
The Sandbox, 8pm eastern:
The air over The Sandbox was hostile and Hurricane Aurora couldn't do anything about it, her supernatural weather power was completely maxed out thanks to the series of attacks the Spirit of Cain had inflicted against Rocky, Dany, Carlito and Christian Cage. Shawn gathered all the people who were aboard the plane into the house and told them not to move as Randy Orton and Simone came around the bend in Randy's Hummer H2 and crashed through the gate and driving right up to the complex.
"Oh my God!" one of the passengers screamed and Shawn reassured them that it was gonna be alright while Hunter braced himself at the door ready to strike Orton with his trusty old sledgehammer as soon as they bulldozed their way into his home.
"I'm gonna knock that demon six ways from Sunday," he said raising the Sledgehammer above his head. Suddenly Cameron came running down the stairs with the other ARK Angels, LC in her Purple Robe of Righteousness and Aurora too. Cheyenne did a chop block on her favorite uncle and Cameron caught the sledgehammer which went flying into the air.
"You can't hit Randy Orton with a sledgehammer dad!" LC said and Hunter frowned rubbing his ankle.
"Sure I can, I've done it before its real easy look I'll show you," Hunter said reaching for Cameron but the Amazing one pulled back.
"That's not what The ARK means, God says you can't touch Orton," Cameron told him.
"Why not?" Hunter demanded, "the man's gonna come into my house and start RKO-ing people I have to defend myself and my fans!" he protested.
"Actually Triple H I think you kinda suck," said one of the passengers.
"Get the Hell out then!" Hunter replied pointing to the door and just as he did Randy's Hummer H2 came crashing through The Sandbox.
"Everybody upstairs now!" Shawn told the passengers who flew upstairs in a hurry not wanting anymore drama for the day while Hunter eye-balled his former wrestling travel buddy wanting to knock his block off with ole Sledgie.
"Oh no you didn't just crash through my house and scare away my fans, you got a problem with me demon? Well do something if you're so bad!" Hunter said to Orton but the Legend Killer stepped aside and revealed a little girl in a bloody red dress that was dripping all over the foyer and Hunter gulped feeling nauseous and looked over at the ARK Angels, "on second thought why don't you guys take care of business, I'm gonna go upstairs and throw up," he said moving aside and Cameron tugged on his robe sleeve.
"I need your robe," Cameron said.
"What for?" Hunter asked wrapping himself up in his robe protecting his favorite garment.
"To put on Uncle Shawn," Cameron said, "I mean my dad, that guy looking at me funny over there," he said pointing to his father.
"That's enough talk," Simone said in a demonic voice, "we're not here for you St. Michaels we're here for the fallen angel, Patricia Stratigias,"
"Well you can't have her," came the firm voice of the woman of the house, at least Shawn's part of it, "she's my sister in Christ if you want her you have to go through me," Amy said coming down the stairs with Trish and Melina behind her. Suddenly Randy's eyes softened at the sight of the woman he had been infatuated with for almost a year.
"Melina," he said sweetly and headed towards her but Shawn and Hunter blocked his path.
"Back off demon!" Shawn said firmly the Robe of Righteousness cloaked over his shoulders.
"Put it on him dad!" Cameron said and Shawn motioned for Triple H to put the robe on him properly.
"Why should I it's my robe!" Hunter said jealousy and Cheyenne quickly went to take down Orton but it was too late.
"Amy!" Melina cried hiding behind her Anointed best friend as Randy Orton came towards her, suddenly a whoosh of heat came over him and he flew back and Cheyenne RKO'd him into unconsciousness.
"At a girl Cheyenne, now put the Robe of Righteousness on him," Cameron said to his dad.
"NO!" Simone cried out, she raised her hands to the sky and rolled her eyes back in her head, "Get up Randy Orton!" she demanded and Randy started to move.
"Do it dad before he gets up!" Cameron said to his dad.
"I can't move," Shawn said and Cameron realized what was going on.
"You can't do it you're not a Firstborn," he realized, "Give me the robe!" he said reaching out for the purple garment but Shawn refused.
"No what if he hurts you?" Shawn said.
"What if Abraham had never listened to God when He told him to sacrifice Isaac?" Cameron replied and Shawn nodded.
"Good point – catch!" he said and threw the Robe of Righteousness to Cameron who quickly covered Randy Orton with it. Simone stormed over to him and reached for the Robe of Righteousness but the The ARK and GPS blocked her path.
"Get out of my way!" Simone roared.
"NO!" Cheyenne and LC refused holding hands and shielding Cameron as he put the Robe of Righteousness on Randy Orton's unconscious body.
"I said get out of my way!" Simone said again trying to snatch the Robe of Righteousness and rip it to shreads.
"NO!" Cheyenne and LC said again and LC started to take off her Robe of Righteousness.
"What are you doing?" Simone said with fear in her voice.
"Saving your life," LC said and went to put the Robe of Righteousness on Simone but she ran away and LC wanted to run after her but she didn't want to leave Cameron unprotected.
"Go get her, I'll protect Cameron," Cheyenne said.
"By yourself, are you sure?" LC said and Cheyenne nodded then LC ran after Simone carrying the Robe of Righteousness with her tailing Simone all the way outside.
"It's over demon, we're gonna get you out of Simone if it takes all night!" LC said but Simone jumped up onto The Sandbox and entered through Hunter's bedroom window, "Ah nuts!" LC said and quickly ran back inside the house knowing where Simone was heading.
"Where's Simone?" Cameron asked her as she fled passed him up the steps where Trish was standing, without explanation she pulled Trish down the stairs away from the little girl about to pounce on her from behind.
"How did she get back in the house?" Shawn said in disbelief as everyone came down the stairs into the foyer away from the demonic Simone. Everyone looked at the blood on the floor and the blood coming down the steps as Simone walked toward them. She raised one bloody finger and pointed it at Trish.
"Leave my father alone!" she demanded but Trish shook her head.
"We belong together," Trish demanded blood coming from her head suddenly.
"I'll make you bleed like a lamb on the altar!" Simone threatened her coming closer to her.
"Do your worst!" Trish replied and Simone was about to unleash her most powerful attack when Randy Orton got to his feet, grabbed the Robe of Righteousness from LC and wrapped Simone in it.
"ARGHHH!" Simone screamed the demon fighting the holiness coming from the Robe of Righteousness, "Let me go!" the demon screamed but Randy held on.
"You let her go!" he told the demon and Shawn watched proudly as Randy exorcised the demon.
I knew you were saved by the Blood of the Lamb Shawn said to himself and Cameron tugged on his pant leg taking him out of his spiritual thoughts.
"Can you draw a bath and bless the water?" Cameron said and Shawn nodded taking his wife by the hand.
"Come on sweetie, we got a soul to cleanse," he said to Amy and they ran upstairs to run the bathwater that the ARK Angels would soon cleanse Simone Alexandra in so the next time Rocky and Dany saw her she would be her old happy self again. Hunter patted Randy on the back.
"You okay kid?" he said genuinely concerned about the Legend Killer.
"I feel like I've been asleep for a few days," Randy replied, "I had a dream about an angel and she was carrying my Firstborn son,"
Hunter frowned, "What do you think it means?" he asked him as the ARK Angels continued to exercise the Spirit of Cain from Simone's young body.
"I have an idea," Randy replied and looked over at Melina who was smiling at him thankful that he was okay and that this nightmare was almost over.
"One down, one more to go," she said looking at Trish and squeezed her best friend's hand who squeezed back glad that Melina's body was no longer wracked with pain as the Spirit of Cain was forced out of Simone's body.
The ARK Angels carried Simone upstairs to the bathroom on the East Wing of The Sandbox and put her in the water Shawn and Amy had blessed.
"NO!" the demon cried as the ARK Angels lowered her possessed body into the warm water and everyone watched as the red dress melted away turning into liquid. Simone went limp and Shawn and Amy wrapped her in the Robe of Righteousness and she fell asleep in their arms. Trish wiped a tear of relief from her eyes and held out her arms.
"Give her to me," she said to Shawn and Amy and they gently handed Rocky's Firstborn child to her. There was no fighting and no bleeding, the demonic Spirit of Cain was gone and Simone Alexandra was free. Trish looked up at Shawn and Amy and then over at the ARK Angels.
"Thank you so much," she said and everyone got emotional thankful too that the Curse of the Firstborn was finally over.
"I'll call The Johnsons and tell them everything's gonna be alright," Hunter said then he checked with The Amazing Cameron before dialing Rocky's cell phone number, "everything's gonna be alright isn't it, the Spirit of Cain is dead now right?"
"Not dead, homeless," Cameron replied and everyone looked up in the air.
"You mean its still in the house?" Kevin Nash said looking around.
"Yes," Cameron replied as Simone slept blissfully in Trish's arms.
"But why?" Christian asked confused and Cameron looked at Trish.
"You know why Trish, why don't you tell us why the Spirit of Cain won't leave this house?" Cameron said gently.
"Sorry Amazing one I never kiss and tell," Trish said and left the bathroom leaving her friends confused.
"Kiss and tell? What the fudge does that mean?" Hunter asked agitated as Rocky answered his cell phone, "Come and pick up your daughter and take Trish as far away from Connecticut as possible, I want this demon out of my house so LC and Cheyenne can get to working on my new bedroom door and balcony and I can go to bed in peace!" he snapped and hung up abruptly leaving the Brahma Bull mystified about what had gone on there and whether or not his daughter was okay.
"Is Simone okay?" Dany asked her husband who shrugged pocking his cell-phone.
"There's only one way to find out, let's go to Connecticut," he said and they drove to the airport to pick up their little girl that had been through Hell and taken half of Florida with her.
Cheyenne and LC rolled their eyes knowing there were more important things to be done than fix The Sandbox up but Cameron told them not to worry about it.
"Don't worry Uncle Hunter after tonight you'll be able to sleep like a baby in this house," Cameron said confidently counting down the hours until Trish's little secret became the biggest story since his father married Lita. The Truth would soon be told and there was nothing Trish could do about it.