Title: The ARK Angels of DX: Simone and the Curse of the Firstborn
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K
Characters: Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Trish Stratus, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Simone Alexandra Johnson, Dany Johnson, Melina and Johnny 'Nitro' Hennigan, Randy Orton, Carlito, Edge, Ric Flair, Batista, Torrie Wilson, the Hardyz, Shelton Benjamin, Maria, John Cena, Rey, Dominic and Aaliyah Mysterio, Vickie, Shaul and Sherilyn Guerrero, LAX and the Kliq.
Summary: Randy Orton RKOs some of the WWE Superstars including Ric Flair but he doesn't remember doing it. The Amazing Cameron says it has to do with The Rock's baby girl Simone Alexandra and her new red dress, find out how in the with The ARK Angels of DX.
Chapter Eighteen – Date with Destiny
The Sandbox, 10pm:
The co-owners of DX were having a hard time getting rid the passengers on the plane that came down on their property; they like everyone else in the house wanted to know what the Truth was gonna be. Hunter wanted to get physical especially with the man who said he didn't like him but given the bad publicity they'd already gotten thanks to a series of RKOs that would be a bad PR decision.
"I got a better idea Hunter," Shawn said and came down to his little girl's level, "Cheyenne sweetie, would you kindly remove these people from our property?" Shawn asked GPS who nodded enthusiastically.
"No problemo papi," she said in bad Spanglish and took the rope out of Hunter's Robe of Righteousness and lassoed it around the passengers like a cowgirl. She then pulled them out the door all the way to the gate, "Thanks for coming!" she said to them and went back into the house while the taxi driver frowned wandering how he was gonna get all these people into his taxi. Shawn applauded his daughter and gave her a kiss but Hunter wasn't impressed.
"My Robe of Righteousness has no business being wrapped around those people, go get it back!" Hunter said.
"Actually you're gonna need those people to forgive you if you still want them to come to The Great American Bash," Shawn said.
"You're right I better go out there and make nice," Hunter said heading for the door but Cameron pulled him back.
"The Robe of Righteousness will take care of everything, they'll be at the Bash," Cameron said and then looked up at his dad with a charming smile, "the question is can I go to the Bash?" he said hopefully.
"I think you already know the answer to that question son," Shawn said shaking his head and Cameron pouted and Shawn smiled at Hunter, "he may be wise but he's still hates missing our PPVs,"
"Why can't he stay up and watch it?" Hunter said.
"Because he's got school the next day," Shawn said and Hunter shrugged.
"So?" he said.
"So I'd like him to learn a few things and be a success in life," Shawn replied.
"But you hated school and you're a success, not like me but you did okay for yourself," Hunter said and Shawn stuck his tongue out at him.
"Cameron doesn't have to follow in my footsteps at school he'd find out what he's good at and pursue his own dream job right lil man?" Shawn said to his Firstborn ruffling his hair.
"Sorry I wasn't listening," Cameron said batting his father's hand away and walking over to LC, "they're coming," he said and LC rubbed her hands together.
"I can't wait!" she said excitedly and everyone looked at Cameron wanting to know more about what Truth Trish was keeping from them.
"I can't tell you The Truth has to tell you," Cameron said rubbing his hands together excitedly, "but don't worry all will be revealed tonight,"
"Man this is more exciting than a TNA PPV," Christian Cage said.
"Cleaning my room is more exciting than a TNA PPV," LC replied and Shawn and Hunter laughed much to Kevin Nash's dislike.
"What's so funny? We got the most talented roster around," he replied.
"In Florida you do but we have the best roster in the world," Hunter said.
"Guys stop, I don't want any arguing in front of the children," Shawn said and the Kliq quieted down, "besides the only reason the roster is so good is because I trained most of the guys on it,"
"What!" Kevin Nash said offended and Cameron rolled his eyes as the Kliq got into an argument about who ruled all and rested his head on his girlfriend's shoulder.
"You know your father wouldn't have all this energy to argue with his Kliq buddies about which wrestling promotion rules all if he was still getting laid on a regular basis," LC said and Cameron nodded.
"He'll have more distractions than he can handle before the baby's born, the fact that he and mom's abstaining until Rebecca is born is gonna be the least of his problems this year," Cameron said and squeezed LC lovingly to his side and put his chin in the crook of her neck just the way his father did to Amy, "You know it's a good thing you're wearing that chastity belt,"
LC frowned, "But I'm not I took it off remember?" she said.
"Well maybe you better ask your father to make you a new one," Cameron said amorously and LC pinched his nose, "Ow!" Cameron cried out in pain.
"Behave yourself Cameron Michaels," she said pinching the bridge of his nose sharply.
"I was kidding let me go!" Cameron protested and LC gave him his nose back, "Ouch I'm telling mom – mom!" Cameron said and marched over to the Anointed one who was watching the two young lovebirds fondly from the living room where Trish and Melina were sitting.
"Come here sweetie," she said reaching out to Cameron and hugged him to herself, she kissed him where his nose was red and he smiled and kissed her where on her nose and Shawn watched jealously from the foyer.
"I think you need this," Hunter said wrapping his Robe of Righteousness around his best friend's shoulders with a smile, Hunter loved that Amy had gotten so close to Cameron and Cheyenne it gave him great satisfaction that Shawn had married such a lovable woman.
Shawn started to smile, the spirit of forgiveness cleansing him and he watched Cameron hugging Amy with a new perspective.
"My family is really coming together," he said to Hunter who nodded.
"And one more's on the way," Hunter said and Shawn teared up.
"My baby girl Rebecca," Shawn said and Cheyenne pulled on his pant leg.
"Daddy why you crying?" Cheyenne asked him and Shawn picked her up.
"Because I'm so happy darling and when people are happy sometimes they cry," Shawn explained.
"Okay then I'm gonna cry too!" Cheyenne said and burst into tears of joy and Amy wondered what was going on.
"What's going on over here?" she said coming over to her husband and stepdaughter and Shawn pulled the mother-to-be into a hug.
"We love you so much!" he cried and Amy felt like crying too so she did.
"I love you too, you guys are the best thing that ever happened to me!" she cried and Cameron couldn't help shed a tear of his own and hugged his dad and new mom. He went to pull LC into the Michaels' Circle of Love but Hunter picked her up before he could reach her.
"Thanks dad, I was this close to throwing up on them," LC said and Hunter shook his head at the overly display of affection coming form the Michaels' family while Trish looked on with Melina at the doorway of the living room jealously until Melina shoved her on the shoulder.
"Come on admit it you're happy for them," she said.
"I'm more concerned about you," Trish replied, "what are you gonna do about Orton? The guy is in love with you!"
Melina sighed and looked at the far end of the living room where Randy Orton was watching over Simone until Rocky and Dany came to take her home to Miami.
"He's obsessed with me Trish he's not in love with me, there's a reason he's carrying on like this," Melina said, "he's happy for me and Johnny he doesn't wanna be with me that way,"
"Then why does he always want to be around you?" Trish asked.
"I don't know you're The Truth, you tell me!" Melina replied rubbing her pregnant stomach and Trish stormed away in frustration.
"I'm going for a walk," she said almost tearing the front door off its hinges and she was unexpectedly greeted by MVP.
"Hey Stratus," he said flirtatiously and Trish suddenly felt strange a smile curled up on her face and she flirted back.
"Hey Montell," she said flirtatiously and let MVP in.
"What's with all the tears?" he asked Shawn and Amy and Hunter waved them off.
"Don't worry about them their just in love with each other," Hunter replied and Montell frowned with distaste.
"Incest, ew," he said scrunching up his nose and LC laughed.
"I like you," she said to MVP.
"How was the house show in Frisco?" Hunter asked him.
"Ask them, I've got a date with Trish Status," MVP said pointing to the WWE Superstars behind him and Hunter remembered his vow to make a move on a poor unsuspecting Diva.
"Oh boy this is going to get interesting," Hunter said as Matt and Jeff Hardy, Ashley, Torrie and Rey Mysterio came through the door.
"Do you guys know people are already hyped up about the Great American Bash? There's people in a taxi chanting my name!" Rey Mysterio said.
"And there's a guy saying he hates you Triple H," Jeff Hardy added and Hunter grimaced.
"I'm gonna spit water all over him when I come out to the ring," he vowed.
"Spit double for me dad," LC said and Hunter nodded that he would while Torrie approached Randy Orton wearily.
"How you holding up?" she asked him and he gave her a confused look, "I know you're still in love with Melina, she is the reason you dumped me right?"
Randy laughed, "I dumped you, why?" he asked in disbelief and Torrie looked back at Matt Hardy who gave her the "I told you so" look.
"You mean you don't remember dumping me?" she asked Randy and he shook his head.
"I haven't been myself recently but if you wanna go out with me again some-time I'm right here baby," Randy said and Torrie started to laugh, "did I say something funny?" he asked even more confused than before.
"Yeah you did," Matt Hardy said coming over to Randy and putting his arm around Torrie, "Randy Orton you are the only man I know who can dump a woman, go on a Legend Killer tour of the WWE locker room and forget it ever happened. Well let me tell you something that did happen, I was there for Torrie when she needed me and I am now her boyfriend. If you got a problem with that we can settle the issue right here and right now,"
"So let me get this straight," MVP said putting his arm around Matt Hardy much to V.1 un-amusement, "You got dumped by Lita, she hooked up with Edge who was married at the time, they got engaged, then Lita fell in love with Shawn Michaels who was married at the time, his wife died and he fell in love with Lita, they got married, she got pregnant, Torrie had a crush on Shawn Michaels but he chose Lita over her, she got depressed and slept with Randy Orton who was in love with Melina but she got married to Johnny, got pregnant, so she got with you? Do you know what that means?"
Everyone looked at Matt Hardy and Torrie Wilson and felt embarrassed for them knowing exactly what it meant, "No what does it mean?" Matt Hardy asked regretfully.
"It means you're both losers, the only reason ya'll hooked up is because you got dumped by the people you wanted to be with. See Torrie I told you what would happen if you hooked up with Matt Hardy you should have hooked up with me when you had the chance, I'm nobody's second choice I am the MVP of every relationship. Now this ship has sailed I got my eyes on a bigger prize. Trish come here baby!" MVP said strutting over to Trish who was surprising attracted to him.
"Oh my," Amy said as MVP and Trish kissed and Cameron's mouth hang in anticipation of what was about to happen.
"Trish what are you doing?!" came the enraged voice of The People's Champ who arrived with Dany who couldn't believe what she was seeing, Trish was kissing MVP.
"She's kissing me what does it look like?" MVP said and Trish touched her lips, a sugary sweetness had lined them, it was the Kiss of Life from Shawn Michaels and it was doing what God had purposed it to do.
"I'm The Truth: Trish Stratus," she said looking up at all her friends who cheered that she had finally accepted her Gift from God.
"The Truth: Trish Stratus?" MVP said confused, "whatever we can talk about it more over dinner, Matt make us some of that Cajun Catfish you North Carolinians enjoy so much,"
Trish snatched her hand back and Montell looked at her for an explanation, "I'm not interested in you Montell," she said and everyone laughed except the Rock who still couldn't get over the Kiss, "Let me explain," she said to her boyfriend, "I thought Simone was mad at me for hooking up with you Dwayne but there's more to it than that, there's always more to it with ATM," she said smiling at Melina and Amy who smiled back thankful that she was back to herself and her bitter jealousy was gone, "The Spirit of Cain used Simone to try and destroy God's plan for my life,"
"You mean us being together?" Rocky said hopefully but Trish shook her head.
"No," she said and looked over at Randy Orton, "God's plan is for us to be together,"
Everyone paused startled and looked back between each other, "What did you just say?" Rocky asked Trish, Melina and Amy understood exactly what she was saying.
"It sounded like you just said you and Randy Orton are supposed to be together," Hunter said confused.
"That's right, Randy and me are going to get married, have a baby and that child will be the last member of the new ATM," Trish said and everyone gasped and Randy Orton's mouth hit the floor.
"Trish that's crazy you guys can't stand each other!" Rocky said hysterically.
"You think God cares? I'm His servant and I have to do what He tells me, or should I say we have to do what He tells us," Trish said looking at Randy who couldn't handle the news and passed out on Hunter and Shawn who took him back into the living room and lay him next to the still sleeping Simone.
"So what about us?" Rocky said and Trish stroked his face lovingly.
"I will always love you Rocky you know that, but I'm part of an angelic trio commissioned by God to save the world and this baby is a huge part of that. This mission that the ARK Angels have completed is just a taste of the trouble ahead for us. I have to be with Randy, it's my destiny,"
Rocky couldn't believe it he paced back and forth angrily and Kevin Nash and Christian tried to calm him down but he was furious; he'd lost the only woman he'd ever lost to Randy Orton, a man who didn't give a damn about her.
"Dad the robe," LC said to Hunter who quickly took off the Robe of Righteousness and put it on Rocky's broad shoulders. Before he even knew what was happening Rocky felt like a weight had been lifted off his shoulders and he didn't want to hurt Randy anymore, he wanted to encourage him to love Trish the way he did instead.
"Its working," The Amazing Cameron said.
"I love the Robe of Righteousness," LC said to him and Trish put a gentle hand on her lover's shoulder.
"Are you gonna be okay Dwayne?" she asked him tenderly and The Rock nodded.
"You're gonna be a mommy, I'm gonna spoil that kid the minute it pops out," Rocky answered and Trish hugged her true love while Jeff and Ashley looked on in amazement.
"Trish had to sacrifice her true love to do God's Will, she's a woman of God alright," Ashley said in awe of the former WWE Women's Champion,
"I guess that means you won't be coming back to work since you're gonna be a mommy," Jeff said and Trish.
"No I'll be coming back to work, its gonna be a long time before I get pregnant," Trish said, "the closer I am to Randy the better,"
Amy and Melina rubbed her on the shoulder sympathetically, "We're here for you Trish,"
Kevin and Tamara Nash put their arms around The Johnsons, "And we're here for you guys, if you ever wanna shoot the breeze we only live a few miles away from you,"
Dany smiled at them thankfully, "We appreciate that guys, Simone's gonna need some new friends to play with now that she's scared Shaul and Dominic away,"
"That works fine for us, anything to take Tristen's mind off Miss. Taylor," Tamara said and Kevin Nash frowned.
"Would you be happier if his mind was on Brandon?" he replied and Christian rolled his eyes.
"Come on guys you've been so good don't degenerate now," he said and everyone tried to relax, it had been an intense week full of surprises both good, bad and just downright unbelievable.
Matt Hardy stepped up and made a suggestion, "You guys hungry? Why don't we see what Hunter and Shawn have got in the kitchen," he said and everyone headed towards the kitchen, only MVP stayed in the foyer, "I know I shouldn't ask but are you okay man?" Matt asked him and MVP stood pouting while everybody talked about Trish and Randy having a Holy Hook Up.
"I've never been rejected by a woman, is this what it feels like to be you? This can't be happening, I'm better than you!" MVP asked Matt who sighed and walked away.
"Well at least I got a date!" Matt Hardy called back and MVP kicked the air and rubbed his lips furious with HBK.
"Stupid Kiss of Life!" he cursed and left the Sandbox in a huff while everyone else celebrated him for Kissing Trish and setting the Truth: Trish Stratus free.
The End.
The ARK Angels of DX will continue in i-can:d.