Disclaimer: I do not own anything (except Sam, Paige ,and Fang)

A/N: OH MY GOD! 6 reveiws! That is the most I have gotten on ANY story...which is kind of sad but w/e

Oh yes ...

TheLonelyLoserGirl: Is hugged Thanks! yes, there will be tons of insanity in this one..and no I do not have a beta, btu I usually go on word with spellcheck, but am now confined to wordpad b/c of travel sigh OH, and I wanna put ALL of my reviewers in the story, so next review give me a name K!

diedlaughing.bfd: Again THANK YOU! I love your support and because of reviews I continue to write this story! so keep em' coming!

scarlet-reBELLE: THANK YOU! It means ALOT to me when people review and yes I am gonna put you in my story. AND author gasps for beath I don't tie people down and make them read my story...yet... . ... . . Oh and thanks for the answer to my question..now for your reward!

Johnny: walks in slowly Uhm...what am I supposed to do?

Me: HUGS!!! --' eye twitch

Johnny: OH...squeezes scarlet-reBELLE

scarlet-reBELLE: is puddle on floor because of ubber cuteness

Me: Now...

Story begin!:

SAM'S POV (a/n: this chp. you find out what the girls look like..if you wany a pic of another character put their FULL NAME on google and look em' up):

When I first woke up, I was disoriented and everything was dark. THAN, I realized it wouldn't be dark if I opened my eyes, so of course I opened them. "crap man...this is soooo not my apartment... hmm, no cocaroaches", I mumbled to myself while sitting up. Looking around I noticed everything was very...white and that I was lying on a small standard bed with grey sheets, nothing amazing, but better than where I was. "Well, whoever kidnapped me is obviously ricjer than I am..." I thought to myself while I stood up. Seeing as I had nothing ekse I had to do I went to explore the room. Again it was very simple (A/N: dresser, bed, nightstand, balcony, that is it), so I decided to check out the two doors on the side. The first one I walked into looked like a medevial bathroom (A/N: in anouncer voice COMPLETE with a hole in the ground toilet), with a plain mirrior next to a bowl with water in it on a table. Walking over to the mirror, I decided to make sure, my face was still there...HEY you never know when the zuccini men will come in the night to steal it...ANYWAYS, My face was still white with blotches of light pink with freckles, and my droopy eyes were still a dull blue-grey with green around the iris. My mid-neck length hair was still chesnut brown with bleached streaks in it, and utterly thin and frizzy. Looking down, I realized my toned (A/N: not super muscular but not flabby or anerexic...shes got meat KAY!) body was still in the same clothes I ahd been wearing before I passed out (Jeans and a white v-neck that showed off my small chest) (A/N: and if your wondering tan bra and undies...PERV! . ). "Hey at least Micheal McFreaky didn't see me naked" I said to myself.

Suddenly, I heard a soft knock on the door in the other room, so I went to investigate. Opening the door I saw something I never thought I would see...SANTA CLAUS (jkjk)

RW

Opening the door I saw something I never thought I would see...There, in front of me was a tiny asian woman with a muscular body, long black hair and hazel eyes, and wearing a dark blue dress with grey trim."FANG...YOU'RE IN A DRESS" I sqeaked out. Before she could cuss me out for harshing her bad-ass image I tackled her to the ground sqealing in joy at seeing one of my best friends. After I had calmmed down, I noticed a muffled noise coming from my shirt. "What?" I questioned her before sitting up a little. "GET OFF YOU TARD" Fang roared at me, causing me to scramble off quickly.

After we had straightned ourselves out, Fang glared at me before saying "Follow me" and walking off down the corridor I assumed she came from. Shrugging I quickly followed her down the corridor and a couple MORE corridors, before I came upoun a Large grey door. Huffing to herself, she pushed open the door which apparently led to a large living room, filled with people.

Not paying attention I quickly sat down, at one of the many wooden stools. Once I had seated myself, however, I looked up and gasped at what I saw...

END!!!!

A/N: sorry this is so short, but right now I am on vacation and I don't get lots of time to write. BUT, when I get home I promise to write LOTS more

PLEASE REVIEW...no flames, or I will hunt you down and roast you...jk..maybe