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Story Start:

Sam POV:

Since our 'council', everyone has spent the days lounging around. Now a week of just sitting on your ass is enough to drive any sane person insane. Paige and myself our luckily not sane.

We had quite enjoyed our week of slothfulness, simply sitting around, talking, and in my case obsessively cleaning. That is until we got a knock on the door, late one evening.

Paige had already gone to sleep, so I had been reading a book that had come in a pack I had been sent with (A/N: I know SUPER SUE! But it has its purpose). Sighing to myself I put down my book 'The Complete works of Edgar Allan Poe', and went to answer the rather large white door myself.

Standing there was a rather tall Ellon, with long dark hair. Somewhat awkwardly he said, "I am sorry for the intrusion, especially at this late an hour, but a meeting has just concluded in Lord Elronds office, and it has been decided that all of the women are to have their skills tested, as to see if they are prepared for the trials to come."

His speech was met with a SLAM to the face, as the door shut.

"SON OF A BITCH!" I screeched into the empty room. It wouldn't have been so bad if the dude had said 'EVERYONE' is to be tested. But the sexist bastards had decided that us 'weak' females maybe to fragile to do anything pissed me off.

"What the hell are you cussing for?" said a weary Paige, from her bedroom across the room. "Those little DICKHEADS decided that us females are too weak and need to be 'tested' on our abilities" I seethed to her. Paige just sighed and shook her head as if to say 'dumbass'. "Dude, you are so dumb." She said tiredly. "How so?" I asked warily, my recent anger forgotten. "Why don't we TEST the guys?" Paige said evilly. Smirking dementedly at her I asked "How so?"

The next morning I woke up to the sound of banging on my door. Grumbling to myself I untangled myself from the sheets and grouchily stormed to the white door. Opening the door with a 'bang' I snapped a terse "WHAT!" at the poor elleth at the door.

The poor girl squeaked out a sorry, before telling me (and the now half-awake Paige) that the testing would begin in about 2 hours and Shi had requested for someone to wake us up, because she had to room with Sue.

Sighing, I apologized to the woman for my terse behavior and explained that Paige and I had been up most of the night.

The elf then curtsied and left us to get ready.

Grumbling to myself I turned to Paige, and said slowly (so she would understand in her half-dead state) "We have A LOT of preparation to do".

First I had to help Paige into her super slut outfit, which consisted of tight, short-short, black, shorts, a small, white, t-shirt that reached a littler bit more below her breasts, and knee-high black suede boots. Then I put her long platinum hair into a tight functional. All I can say is 'Oh My God'. She looked fucking hot. (A/N: think The Tomb Raider)

Then Paige had to help me into my outfit, which consisted of an almost see through billowing shirt (think like Will's), that ended just above my belly button, and a v-neckline that was tied together with a small thread. I also had a pair of Paige's shorts, only in dark brown, with boots like Paige's also in dark brown. Then she put my hair up in a small bun at the base of my neck with a few tendrils of hair around my face.

After I had finished getting ready, Paige turned to me and with a wicked grin said "DAAAAAMN girl",……………………………………and slapped my butt.

OOOOOH yes this would go perfectly.

Hellllo, my readers. Due to the Christmas break I now have ample time to write for the story!

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