Chapter 2: Pink Energizer Bunny & Us Boyz!
" Oh brother I've missed you so,how are ya?" Sesshomaru asked setting his brother down.
" Missed me??? I haven't gone anywhere..." The half demon back a few steps back." What's with you?"
" What do you mean dear brother" Sesshomaru fluffed his hair.
" What?? You HATE! Me to death, ever since we were little to tried to kill me countless times..."
" I could never do that, I love you"
" O MY EFFING GOD. When Naraku wacked him on the head he caused Sesshomaru to loose his memory " InuYasha thought.
" La la la la"Sesshomaru sang happily as he looked around.
" InuYasha what's with him?" Kagome placed a hand on InuYasha's shoulder." This isn't like him"
Sesshomaru turned his head a bit and saw Kagome touching InuYasha's shoulder." Oooooo"
" He lost his memory when Naraku wacked him on the head,Bastard he'll pay for this"
" INUYASHA AND KAGOME SITTING IN A TREE" He saing lound and proud.
" AHHHHH" They both screamed.
" Kissy kissy" Sesshomaru make kissing noises.
"Wait a sec...your not dating Kikyo anymore? You were such a cute couple.'' Sesshomaru walked over to InuYasha and also placed a hand on InuYsha's shoulder." Now that was one piece of Ass!"
" WHAT!!!!" Snarled InuYasha.
" I Know from expiearance" Sesshomaru winked.
InUyasha who is foaming at the mouth and going super sayian grabed Sesshomaru's neck?' I'mm gonn-" He stop when he saw the puppy dog eyes. Sesshomaru whimperd.
" Do you reall want to hurt me?" InuYasha ste his brother down.
" Do you really wanna make me cry?" InuYasha looked away.
(POW)
Inuyasha went flying in the air." Rule # 1,when attacking an enime always keep your eyes on him and never fall for his tricks." Sesshomaru blowed on his hand and smiled and placed his hand by his side.
" Nice one Sesshomaru:"Kagome high fived him.
" Kagome do you see what I see?" Sesshomaru asked.
" No what?" Kagome looked to where Sesshomaru was staring. She saw notheing.
" Hop on Sesshomaru" A voice called.
" GO AWAY" Sesshomaru ran behind Kagome and cried." Leave...nme...a...l-lone"
" WHat is it? I dont see anywthing or hear anything"
" It's that damn energizer bunny, he wants me to hop on his pink train, I don't like him,him scary" Sesshomaru said in a little kidish voice.
" There there it's alright,I'm here your safe" Kagome held Sesshomaru and rocked him untill he was asleep.
" Kagome!!"
"SHHH He's sleeping" Kagome continued to rock InuYasha's older brother.
" WTF!!!!"
" He's just like a baby"
" A BABY?? HE'S MY OLDER BROTHER!!! HE HATE ME AND LIFE!!!... That's it we have to kill him." InuYasha raised his sword.
" Sit" Kagome whiperd.
" ARH"
(Kasmash)
" Kagome" Sesshomaru opened his eyes." Your now my new mother"
" Aww that's so sweet, I'd love to" Kagome smiled.
" This can't...be happening..." InuYasha said getting up off the ground.." This is Effin messed up"
InuYasha.Sesshomaru and Kagome and Shippo go down the mountain and see a pile of rocks.
" Ekkkk a pile of rocks" Sesshomaru shouted with excitment.
" Look it's Miroku's staff" kagome walks over to the staff." There's a note" She opens it up and reads out loud." Guys,Miroku got attacked by Kagura, he's really hurt, were at Keadies village. We'll be there untill he's better.See you when you get here...P.S Kagura is dead, her body is underneath that opile of rocks
Sango".
" Kagura is dead?" InuYasha looked shocked.
" yeah Sango must have hit that cliff with her weapon. Kagura's body is underneath that pile of rocks."
" I Hear by proclaime this pile of rocks MINE" Sesshomaru waved his sword and pointed it at InuYasha." You shall worship me you molly minded moon calf!. I am you leader fear me and my awesome power!" Sesshomaru cackled.
" MOON CALF!!!!!, THAT'S IT" InuYasha grabbed his sword." Time to put an end to him"
" INUYASHA!!! You can't kill him,not like this,he needs our help"
" Muahahahahahaha" Sesshomaru laughed.
InuYasha gives Kagome a wierd look." You got one thing right he needs help." InuYasha giggled
." Promis me you wont kill him untill he's back to normal"
" Ok Kagome I promis" InuYasha held up his right hand.
" Uncross you toes"Kagome taped her foot.
" You little finks" InuYasha glared at his toes.
" Sesshomaru, time to go" Kagome yelled.
" Ok Kagome, comming" Sesshomaru skiped over to Kagome and InuYasha." I can keep this rock?" Sesshomaru held up a rock. The rock had a tint of red on it.
" Umm...no Sesshomaru that rock has blood on it, leave it behind k?" Kagome smiled.
" Ok" Sesshomaru droped the rock. The rock landed on InuYasha's foot.
" #$&&$#$$$$"
Kagome coverd Sesshomaru ears." InuYasha shame on you"
" GRRR" InuYasha picked the roock up off his throbbing foot and wied it at the ground. Casuing it to shadder into pieces.
The gang when to Lady Keadies Village. Thw walked into the hut Miroku was staying in.
" Sango,how's he doing?" InuYasha walked into the hut and sat down.
" Pretty good, Keadie said he'll be waking up soon" Sango smiled and ran her fingers into his hair.
" That's good"
" Where's Kagome?"
" You wouldnt believe me if I told you" InuYasha scrathed his cute doggy ears.
" Try me?"
" Ok then.." InuYasha took a deep breath." Back at the castelm,Sesshomaru shows up,Naraku wacked him onthe head.Casuiong him to loose his memory...well not all of his memory.It made him forget about hating the world. Now Kagome his Sesshomaru's new mother. She is out side teaching Sesshomaru how to tie a knot! Why? I dont know"
" O My God, I can't believe that" Sango tried to hold in her laugh but she couldnt,this was just too good." Hahahahahaha"
" You laugh now,wait and see and then laugh"
" I:M A NINJA" Sesshomaru barged into the hut." Look at my cool outfit.
Sango and InuYasha looked at him. Then looked at each other.
" i dont notice anything differnt about you" InuYasha looked Sesshomaru up and down.
" DUH Look at my face I have a Mask-thingy with a tasil-thingy" Sesshomaru pointed to the end of the mask where you tie it.
" WTF?" InuYasha shook his head." I don't wanna know" He walked out of the hut and went ans sat down by the crystalizing river." Wake up" InuYasha slaped his face," WAKE UP INUYASHA!" InuYasha wacked himself hard in the face,making him fall int the river." AHHHH COLD,VERY COLD" the very cold and wet half demon,dragged his butt out of the water." This isn't a dream wahhhhh" Anime tears flowed down his cheek.
" Mfff"
" Miroku" Sango turned around and placed a hand on his face." Can you hear me?"
" yeah I can hear you,my sight is a little blury though" Miorku blinked.
" How many fingers am I holding up?" Sango held up 4 fingers.
" Ummmm...8"
" Close enough" Sango hugged Miroku." Thank you Miroku,you saved my life,I'm greatful" Sango kissed his cheek.
" Your welcome Sango" He kissed her back on the cheek." Man my body hurts,how bad am I beaten up?" Miroku tried to stand but fell flat on his butt.
" pretty bad,Kagura's whirl wind hit your whole body. You'll be bed ridden for a couple of days" Sango smiled." I killed Kagura for you"
" Sweet, one down,So Kagome did you defete Naraku?" Miroku asked.
" No,he got away...something came up" Kagome looked nervious.
" What came up?"
" Umm well...a...you..see..." Kagome smiled.
" It's Sesshomaru" Sango smiled,but her smile started laughing." HAHAHAHAHA(snort)"
" What??? Tell me don't keep me in suspence" Miorku urged.
" We'll he's kinda...he..."
" O MY GOSH YOU GUYS!!! I BRAIDED MY LITTLE TASILY-THING" Sesshomaru pointed to his Ninja mask. It was braided at the end where you tie it." WEEEEEE" Sesshomaru spun in circles. WEEEEEEEE,YAY!"
" What the hell is wrong with him?????"Miroku's jaw droped as he witnessed Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru was not dancing in a circle.
" Naraku clonked him on the head,causing him to loose some of his memory." Kagome siged.
" Wow...I have nothen else to say except...wow"
" I know, InuYasha still can't believe it" Kagome sat down beside Miroku and sighed.
" KAGOME!!!!!" InuYasha yelled from out side.
Sango,Kagome and yes Miorku who found the strenght to move ran out side to see Sesshomaru throughing flowers over InuYasha's head.
" Help!!!!!!" the half demon pleaded.
" Sesshomaru that's enough flowers" Kagome yelled.
" Kagome, who are these people?" sesshomaru walked up to Sango and sniffed her. He looked at Miroku and sniffed him also.
" Thier friends,This is Sango and this is Miroku"
" Nice to meet you Sesshomaru" Sango held out her hand to Sesshomaru. He took her hand and shook it up and down really fast.
" Howdy"
" Hey Sesshomaru" Miroku wraped his hand around Sesshomaru's and brung him in for a hug." what's up brother?"
" we arn't brothers" Sesshomaru said pulling away from the monk." InuYasha is he our brother? He don't look like us" sesshomaru was sooooo confused.
" No,It's just a saying,your suppose to say nothen much,you know...to act cool" InuYasha walked over to Miroku." Watch me"
" Sup Homie" InuYasha and Miorku locked thier hands togther and huged.
" Never better brother,never better"
Sango and Kagome giggled and held thier hands over thier mouths.
" See that's how us Boyz greet eachother" InuYasha eyes widened." I did not just teach Sesshomaru,the god of haterid and my other brother to meet and greet a guy?? snap out of it InuYasha ".
" Ok I get it" Sesshomaru walks over to Miorku." Wad up wad up wad up?" Sesshomaru poped the collar on his Kimono.
Sesshomaru dosn't have a collar on his shirt but in my story he does. :D
Giggle." InuYasha,Miorku since you feel better why dont you guys take Sesshomaru to the field and teach him to fight and talk properly again" Kagome suggested.
" Yeah I'm sure you Boyz wouldn't mind" Sango giggled.
" Umm but I have stuff-"
" EKKK PLEASE!!!!!" Sesshomaru jumped up and down." Please,PLEASE,PLEASE!"
" Fine if you promis to stop screaming" Miroku coverd his ears.
" Ok" Sesshomaru whisperd.
" Thank you,now lets get this over with" Miroku began to walk to the open medow infront of the villade.
" Yeah" InuYasha gave Sango and Kagome a death glare." How bad can it be?"
He just had to ask:P Also I know,I know Miroku was like very injured and gimped,but when he saw Sesshomaru he got the enrgy to live!! and reagin his strenght...DEAL WITH IT!!! I just don't want Miroku to not be in my story!!!!!!!!!!!! so he magicly got better...so dont hate me for healing him with Sesshomaru's gayness :3
InuYasha, Miroku and Sesshomaru continued on thier journey to the medow to train. Yay:P
Sesshomaru began to skip up and down as they walked to thier destination.
" Ahhhh" InuYasha yelled." End it now!!!" InuYasha grabed his doggie ears and pulled on them
" Hey it's not that bad,atleast he's not singing" Miroku placed his hand on InuYasha's shoulder and shook him lightly.
" Skip Sesshoma-lu,Skip Sesshoma-lu,Skip Sesshoma-lu, la la la la la la,la lala la la LAAAAAA!!!" Sesshomaru sang happily.
" You HAD to Jynx it!!!!!!" InuYasha growled at the monk.
" hehe I didn't mean to" Miroku scratched his head.
" Grrrrr"
(10 mins pass and the Boyz are at the medow and are now showing Sesshomaru how to attack with is sword)
"Ok now watch and learn" InuYasha wiped out his sword and swung it. A yellow light shot from it and hit a couple of trees." that's how you can attack an enime from a far distance,your sword can do that it's called Dragon Strike.Now give it a try"
" Ok... ummm dragon strike" Sesshomaru called as he swung his sword.Nother happend.
" No,no,no Sesshomaru You need to MEAN it,now attack those trees" InuYasha pointed to a group of trees.
" But..the tress didn't do anything"
"(sigh) Pretend they did.They hurt a little villager now kill them before they hurts someone else" Miroku suggested.
" That's mean!! Take this you mean trees,DRAGON STRIKE" A wack of lighten bolts came from the ske directly underneath the trees.His attack hit the trees making them go up in flames."
" FIYA,FIYA" Miroku yelled
" It's Fire not Fiya you Boob" InuYasha said.
" I'm a boob" Sesshomaru happily said.
Miroku couldn't believe his ears.He walkd over to Sesshomaru and wacked him in the arm." NOm you are not a boob,you Like BOOBS!!!" Miroku put his ahnd out and made look like he was squeashing something." Women have boobs,you squease them to make women groan" Miroku smiled." Trust me I know what I'm talking about"
" You pervert" InuYasha gave Miroku a wierd look and smiled and winked.
" Ohhhhhh so that's why kikyo made a wierd noise when I toughed her...umm boobs"
" GRRRRRR I"LL KILL YOU" InuYasha went to hit Sesshomaru but a hand grabbed his arm.
Who could this mystery person be? You'll have to read chapter 3 and see
...omg that rymed i so smart Lol hope your senjoying it so far :)