Shower Thoughts
Disclaimer: I own the water that I use to have a shower. Actually…wait…I don't own that! Then how come I'm paying for it?
I'd just like to thank all of you who have reviewed, because you're the ones that I'm really writing this for, because you stuck with reading it, even though I hadn't updated in ages. But here's the new chapter; so enjoy! Note: if you don't already know; this story will be finishing on the Sunday. :D
Friday
James Potter
Thinking back now, it was a bit of a weird question. I mean honestly, did I really even want her to answer?
Hmph. Girls are such difficult creatures. … Creatures … That reminds me of two things. One; that Care of Magical Creatures essay is due Monday and that thing that Kreacher sent Sirius…Hehe, that was so funny. What sort of house-elf sends their master a bag of –
"James! Guess who's at the door!"
"Ooh! Ooh!" Rushes out in towel and throws door open "Lily?"
"Haha, sucker! Bathroom's mine!"
"Hey –!"
Door slams
Dorcas Meadowes
They say English is the hardest language to learn. I wouldn't actually know; I've never had to learn it. But I disagree anyway. I think French would be much harder. I mean, what does wee even mean? Honestly, people say it like it's yes or something. "Would you like that?" "Wee!" "Are you coming to tea with us?" "Wee!" Bah. Why can't everyone speak English?
"Dorcas, what are you doing?"
"Pondering the English and French languages."
"… What?"
"I said –"
"I know, but you? Pondering? That's like…a dog liking fish!"
"I used to know a dog that liked fish…"
"Lily, this is neither the time nor the place."
Sirius Black
Hurrah! I'm the king of the shower! Bwahahaha!
What a brilliant thing to teach us in Muggle Studies! Muggle nursery rhymes! Now, I must begin my practice of the rhyme we learnt today…
"Up and down the city road,
In and out the Eagle,
That's the way the money goes,
POP GOES THE WEASEL!"
"Sirius, shut up! That's just plain irritating!"
"Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle,
Mix it up and make it nice,
POP GOES THE WEASEL!"
"Sirius –"
"Leave him alone."
"But it's annoying, Moony."
"So are you."
"What did you just say?"
"Every night when I go out,
The monkey's on the table,
Take a stick and knock it off,
POP GOES THE WEASEL!"
Well, there's my homework done! Hey… isn't pop a weird word? And I like weird words! Even more so than Prongs! I wonder what pop means?…
"Hey Moony! What does pop mean?"
"Pop: first definition, noun, a sudden sharp explosive sound."
"Thanks!"
"Wormtail, are you as scared as I am?"
"I think I am, Prongs."
In unison "MOONY'S MEMORIZED THE DICTIONARY!"
Lily Evans
Pop goes the weasel. Honestly, I've known that since I could talk. But pop is a pretty weird word. What are some words with pop in them? I'll make a list with this soap on the wall…
Popcorn
Popinjay
Poplar
Poplin
Poppadom (yummy)
Popper (they are the best way to drink on the go!)
Poppet
Poppy
Poppycock
"Lily, are you finished in the shower yet?"
"What – Oh, uh, yeah!"
"Thank you." Walks into room "Hey! What the hell happened to my soap? And what's this writing on the wall…? 'Poppycock'? Lily, what on earth have you been doing?"
"… Nothing."
Peter Pettigrew
Singing and half-thinking
"I'm too sexy for my shirt,
Too sexy for my shirt,
So sexy it hurts…"
"Peter, nobody likes a copycat."
Emmeline Vance
Sigh. I still feel all dreamy about this Remus thing. What am I going to wear? What are we going to do? Is he going to try and hold my hand? All the possibilities… No, brain, not those possibilities. Stupid brain.
I knew he would be right for me the day I met him. A pure bookworm. Just what a guy who wants to date me needs to be. Not like that stupid Freddy Froggest. Seriously, who on earth could live with that name? I thought he'd like frogs too, like me, but no, he burns them with his glasses and the sun. Ugh. I can't believe I went to Hogsmeade with him.
Anyway, back onto Remus. He hangs out with the Marauders too, which means that he has to have a sense of humour as well. He's so perfect.
"Emmeline, stop dreaming about snogging Lupin and get out of the shower!"
"Leave us some hot water for tomorrow!"
"Sorry…"
"Uh-oh. She's got that look."
"Looks like another sleepless night, Dorcas."
"Why? What look?"
"If you've got that look, it means that you'll be having another night of dreams about Remus."
"'Oh Remus, hold me. I think I'm going to faint. Oh Remus, touch me there, I love you Remus!'"
"I do not –"
"Don't deny it."
"Just admit it."
"Fine. But they're nice dreams."
"Ugh."
Remus Lupin
I asked her out. Am I stupid or what? I'm a werewolf! She'd never like me! I'd eat her! Aw…why isn't it the full moon for another month? She would never –
Oh. My. Goodness. I just realized. I don't have any (non-smelly) robes! Oh no. … Oh no, oh no, oh no…
"Remus, what the hell are you –"
"AARGH! NAKED REMUS!"
"Bet Peter's enjoying it though."
"Enjoying – Moony?"
"Eww! He just said he's enjoying Moony!"
"Look Prongs! His hand's down his pants!"
…
James, Peter and Remus "WHAT?"