Swimming Pool…
Aragorn: Marco!
Rest: Polo!
Aragorn: (turns right to Legolas) Marco!
Legolas: (goes underwater so he doesn't say 'Polo')
Rest: Polo!
Aragorn: (turns left) Marco―I GOT SOMEONE!
Legolas: darn!
Boromir: is it true?
Faramir: I can't believe it
Arwen: I thought it would be fantasy…
Legolas: what???
Galadriel: you…lost…
Legolas: Oh, shut up.
Arwen: (stretches and puts on sunglasses) I'm glad I don't look that conspicuous.
Aragorn: What do u―
Bunch of girls suddenly appear: IT'S THEM!!!!!!! GET EM, GIRLS!
Legolas and Aragorn: RUN!!!!!!!!
Faramir: I don't know if it's a good thing or not that I'm not as popular.
Boromir: don't worry, lil' bro, we'll get our chance someday.
(back at home)
Merry: Pippin, what are you doing with the silly string??!!
Pippin: Um, I think I stuck the toilet seat closed…
Merry: I NEED TO GO, ARGH!!!!!
Pippin: Um, Um, go outside?
Merry: I think I'll go pee in the swimming pool.
Pippin: Good idea!
Frodo: wait, didn't the others say they were swimming in the pool?
Merry: Nah, I'm sure they're in the beach. Now I really gotta go! (runs)
At the pool
Legolas and Aragorn stagger back, heaving. You can tell that Legolas has a small chunk of hair gone and Aragorn lost his necklace from Arwen
Arwen: YOU LOST THE NECKLACE??????????????
Aragorn: don't fret, Arwen, I'm sure there's millions of replicas back home.
Arwen: But that was the REAL one!
Aragorn: uhhh… sorry?
They all turn their backs toward Merry, who doesn't see them. He immediately pisses and runs away.
Legolas: (turns around) what the… Boromir, what did you do this time?
Boromir: What??
Eowyn: EEW WHO PISSED??!!
Faramir: Evacuate the pool! Evacuate the pool!
Arwen: Boromir this is all your fault.
Boromir: I didn't do it!!
Arwen: You're the only one with yellow swimming suit! All of ours is light colors and you don't see any yellow in that!
Boromir: It was NATURALLY YELLOW!!
Arwen: Naturally as in it was always yellow, or naturally as in the ways nature works?
Boromir: Argh! I'm leaving!
Legolas: And I'm going to go complain.
Back at the cottage.
Merry: Phew! I almost peed in my pants. Good thing that swimming pool was there.
Frodo: I dunno, Merry. You could've just went in the grass.
Merry: But I'll kill the ants! And the mushrooms!
Pippin: (sprays Frodo with silly string) You're it!
Frodo: Oh no you didn't! (picks up silly string and sprays Pippin, but misses and hits TV)
Merry: Oh well, we never use it anyways.
Frodo: I missed! How could I miss??!
Merry: Try hitting him again!
Frodo: You're right. (sprays Merry and runs)
Merry: HEY! (starts spraying the carpet so it's sticky and no one can move) Now you're under MY power! Muahahaha!!
Pippin: If you could move yourself, that is.
Merry: (tries to move) Great….(sprays Pippin)
Pippin: Haha! You missed!
Frodo: But you did hit the ceiling.
The door slams open. Legolas, Boromir, Aragorn, and the others step in.
Aragorn: Caboodles, what happened here??
Frodo and Pippin: (points to Merry) He did it!!
Merry: Um, um…
Aragorn: You're in big trouble, bubba. But in the meantime…how in the name of Sauron are we supposed to move?
Legolas, Arwen, and Galadriel: We're not complaining, we elves can walk through this like snow.
Boromir: Gist. Darn you, J.R.R Tolkien for making me a dead steward.
Faramir: Personally, I think that's a good thing.
Aragorn: I know! Take off your flip-flops! (takes of flip-flops and jumps on couch)
Pippin: Ooh! I know this game! It's called the 'oh no the floor is made of hot lava' game! I wanna play!!
Aragorn: …
Faramir: Lucky for you to say, Aragorn, we didn't wear shoes to the swimming pool.
Aragorn: Umm…too bad for you?
Pippin: What about us??!!
Aragorn: Take off those stupid hobbit feet.
Frodo: Peter Jackson made us glue the shoes on, because it was a pain to remake them every day.
Aragorn: Too bad for you too. Hey, Galadriel, can you feed these stuck unmoving gits when it's dinnertime?
Boromir: Don't call us stuck gits!
Aragorn: Well, if the sticky string fits…
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