A/N A bit short of a chapter, but it's still good!
A few hours later.
Boromir: My legs are so tired…
Faramir: I know! We've been stuck on the sticky string for four hours!
Pippin: Then sit down!
Faramir: then our but will be stuck to the string!
Frodo: (mutters) not like there's much of a difference…
Aragorn: (jumps onto bookshelf) hey, Arwen, can you get me a glass of water, please? Thanks.
Aragorn suddenly jumps off the bookshelf, landing on the couch. Accidentally, he spills the water on the floor.
Aragorn: shoot.
Pippin: hey, hey! I think we're becoming looser! The water made it slippery! (stand up)
TSO (the stuck ones): (all stand up)
Faramir: We're free! Hallelujah, Hallelujah!
Boromir: Great! Now I can make barbeque for celebration!
Faramir: Um, on second thought, Pippin, can you give me the sticky string?
Pippin: fresh out.
Faramir: Phooey.
Boromir: Now, say say! Legolas, Aragorn, can you buy me some patties, buns, tomato, cheese, and ketchup?
Legolas: whispers to Aragorn let's just buy about ten cooked burgers, shall we?
Boromir: I heard that! Now chop, chop! Get to work!
Legolas and Aragorn get out the house. Now Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Pippin, Merry, Arwen, and Galadriel shall face Boromir's cooking wrath.
(Few minutes later, Legolas and Aragorn come back)
Aragorn: Phew! We were attacked by a mob of more fan girls!
Legolas: There were more girls than the orcs in Moria and Khaza Dum!
Aragorn: those orcs were a sight nicer than those girls.
Boromir: Less talking, more cooking! These patties better be raw, Aragorn!
Aragorn: We wouldn't have enough time to buy ten burgers from McDonalds take out anyways, darn females….
Arwen, Galadriel, Eowyn: ……
Boromir: Good! Now everyone, outside! We're gonna have an outdoor picnic!
Faramir: NoOoOoOoOoO! Why were we cursed to have Boromir in our summer trip!
Boromir: That's not nice! (turns on bbq) Now, how do you work this thing?
Everyone: ………
Legolas: I still have my corned beef sandwich from the plane.
Pippin, Merry: Ooh Ooh! Give us some!
Aragorn: me too
Galadriel: Me three.
Boromir: Muahaha! The pits of mount doom jr. is sizzling! Now I shall throw in the ten patties to rule them all! (patties sizzle)
Faramir: Jeeminy, are you sure that's my brother?
Legolas: (to merry and pippin) Geez, guys, I don't have enough to feed the entire cast of Lord of the Rings, ya know.
Merry: Mmph?
(few minute later)
Boromir: (wearing a puffy cook's hat) All right everyone! Sit down on that blanket and eat your heart out!
Pippin: That corned beef sandwich, um, filled me up too much?
Frodo: nice try, pip, you only ate ¼ of it.
Pippin: um, um, that bread were lembas! One small bite could fill a full man's stomach, remember?
Legolas: Actually, that bread was the Schwebels…
Boromir: Here ya go! (hands patties, which looks more like coal)
Galadriel: (takes a bite) Urg, Boromir, did you just take the coal from the griller and put the raw patties in as fuel or what? (spit)
Boromir: Everyone, take a bite!
Everyone: (chomp)
Merry: This tastes like Frodo's homemade blackened taters.
Pippin: You're RIGHT! Hey, Legolas, did you buy taters instead of meat?
Legolas: Um…
Faramir: You guys actually like it? It's just coal!
Frodo: But at least it has flavor….of meat and taters! Hey, that rhymes!
Legolas: You guys can have mine then.
Arwen: Mine too
(everyone hands in their burgers—even Boromir)
Eowyn: Well, that was a good try, Boromir. How about take out?
Faramir: I'll call pizza hut pan pizza.
Legolas: agreed.
A/N To tell the truth, i never had a pizza hut pan pizza...