A/N Hola, Amigos! Here it is, chapter 6, what you've been all waiting for! Haha. A very quick period between this update and the last, but that's a good thing, isn't it?
(The Next Day From the Hiking Incident)
Legolas: Phew! That tomato soup worked like magic!
Pippin: (sobs) That was the best tomato soup, of only we could've eaten it…
Aragorn: Trust me, Pip, you wouldn't want to eat it.
Pippin: …and the delicious ripe, ruby tomatoes that when you sink your teeth in it, a burst of juice squirts out…
Eowyn: Someone's hungry. Where's Faramir with the takeout?
Boromir: I bet my horn of Gondor that it'll be the Applebee's takeout stuff.
Galadriel: Oh Yeah? I bet three hairs of mine that it's going to be McDonald's Happy Meal for the halflings!
Merry: Ooh Ooh! I heard that the Happy Meals have LoTR mini rings as their prizes!
Boromir and Frodo: (GASPS) must…have…
Legolas: Well I bet my strawberry perfume that he's going to buy Taco Bell!
Everyone: (GASPS) He's giving up a strawberry product…
Aragorn: Well I bet my Arwen that it'll be Burger King! Besides, he IS the king of Rohan, I think, now he married Eowyn.
Arwen: WHAT? Well, I bet Aragorn's Evenstar that…
Faramir: I'm Hooooome!
Frodo: Give the grub to us now! What is it?
Faramir: Applebees takeout!
Boromir: Oh Yeah! Take that, guys! Hand me your bets! Especially you, Aragorn (GRINS) (GRINS)
Arwen: NOOOOO!
Legolas: Good bye, my dear perfume (sniffles) I will miss you dearly. (hands over)
Faramir: What HAVE you been doing when I was gone?
Frodo: Nothing. But why Applebees? Haven't you learned from past experience? The steak is always cooked wrong, and the potatoes have this strange black stuff in it!
Faramir: The fan girls are at it again. I had to go in incognito and avoid Burger King, because now I'm a king they're bound to think that I'd be there.
Aragorn: (sulks)
Faramir: Well, here you go, guys. Steak and mashed potatoes for everyone
Eowyn: The cursed food….
(A bit of time after dinner)
Merry: Well, that was a good dinner, wasn't it, Pip? Though I had to admit there were some green stuff in the potatoes!
Pippin: Really? Mine too.
Faramir: I think it was on everyone's…
Frodo: It tasted disgusting though. Faramir, what kind of green peppers did you add on our meal?
Legolas: (holds stomach and groans) Those were not green peppers….
Eowyn: Eurgh, I feel sick (hurls on Faramir)
Galadriel: Disgusting, absolutely disgusting.
Frodo: My stomach! It burns, it freezes!
Arwen: I can't see! Wait….(raises hand slightly) I see the light…
Aragorn: (holds Arwen) Stay strong, Arwen!
Boromir: (despite the fact that his stomach is aching like heck) She isn't yours, Aragorn, remember? C'mere, sexy, I'll hold ya….
Aragorn: (cough cough)
Legolas: We've been poisoned! Call 911! Sue Applebees! (collapses and hurls)
Pippin: (mumbles at carpet) Shortcut to the fungi…
Eowyn: (groans) Urg, my stomach…(hurls again on Faramir)
Faramir: Believe me, I'm in a worse situation. (wipes barf on ground)
Arwen: I…do…see…the…light…
Aragorn: NOOOOOOO!
(Half an hour later. Everyone is in sleeping bags in the living room. Seems like Faramir is immune)
Aragorn: (mumbles) Does anyone know how long Galadriel is going to use the bathroom…she's not the only one who has to puke…
Eowyn: (moans) I call next.
Aragorn: What? After I waited all this time?
Eowyn: Tough luck (runs to bathroom right when Galadriel stumbles out)
Boromir: Man, Galadriel, you spent as much time in the bathroom as when we were in slow motion when Gandalf plunged down the cliff of Khaza Dum!
Galadriel: Sorry, but those potatoes are REALLY kicking…
Arwen: I'm sorry, Aragorn…the light of the Evenstar is fading…
Faramir: For goodness sake, Arwen! It's not REAL poison! You'll just have a case of tummy aches and…other stuff.
Arwen: (groans)
Pippin: why did you have to choose APPLEBEES? Now we're sick.
Legolas: This is all your fault, Faramir
Faramir: Come on, now! Be happier! At least it wasn't REAL poison! Want to eat some of the pudding I brought back?
Everyone: (groans) Noooo…
Stay tuned for the next chapter, Silent Treatment vrs. Faramir! Yup, everyone's mad at him...