A/N Srry for the long wait guys...i blame the disease we all know as "writer's block".
(meanwhile, in the living room and on the stairs. There are mini replicas of the Ring on the ground, leading up to a little net on the ground covered in leaves)
Arwen: Are you sure this is going to work? Faramir might get suspicious with the leaves on the ground.
Aragorn: Relax, honey. He'd just think it blew from outside. See? I'll open the window.
Arwen: …you watch too much of Suite Life Of Zack And Cody...
Aragorn: Uhhh no i don't! (blushes)
Boromir: (a little farther away) (GASPS) RINGS?? Must…have…(follows path while picking up rings)
Arwen: Psst! Someone's coming! Hide!
(Aragorn and Arwen duck behind sofa)
Arwen: See?? What did i tell you? Zack and Cody hid behind a couch too!
Aragorn; (grins) And you know all this HOW??
Arwen: Umm...
Boromir: one ring two ring red ring blue ring…(steps into trap)
(The trap suddenly activates. Boromir is hanging in a net)
Boromir: AHHHH!!
Aragorn: (leaps out) muahaha! You thought you could get away! Arwen, bring my sword!
Boromir: (mutters) sucks for looking like Faramir….No, Aragorn! It's me, Boromir!
Aragorn: A likely story!
Boromir: But…but…
Aragorn: Prepare to die!
Suddenly, Faramir jumps into the scene.
Faramir: Muahahaha! Fool! That is Boromir!
Arwen: Aragorn….i'm seeing double!
Aragorn: It isn't double! It's Boromir AND Faramir! They're working together!
Boromir: NO I'M NOT!
Faramir: For the king of Gondor you are pretty thick.
Aragorn: GET BACK HERE! (chases)
Arwen: (follows)
Boromir: …guys…? Hello? I'm kind of stuck…(swings around)
Then, the hobbits suddenly come and see the bag hanging.
Merry: I wonder what this is for….
Frodo: I know! You know how people hang their food so bears don't get it!
Pippin: There's bears here?
Merry: Of course not! It's a piñata!
Boromir: NOOO!