A/N I had a bit of a writer's block. Just a minor one. I was debating whether I should come back to the fic again, but one trip with me is more than enough for them (grins evilly)
Boromir: (on couch) Finally, a nice, long, lazy, normal day—
(The doorbell rings)
Boromir: Or not. ARAGORN! GO GET IT!
Aragorn: (on the other couch) Boromir…I'm right next to you.
Boromir: Whatever. Go get it.
(Aragorn grumbles and answers the door. Standing outside is a majestic, beautiful, tall, graceful elf with silvery hair down her back and a cleaming jewel on her necklace. A strong light gleams behind her as her pale fingers caress Aragorn's cheek.
In other words: Uh Oh)
Aragorn: Err…not to be rude, but who are you?
UFO (unidentified female object): I'm Hydriana, princess of Mirkwood, daughter of Thraunduil.
Legolas: Funny. I don't remember having any sisters.
Hydriana: (whips her head to Legolas's direction. Legolas cowers) L-Legolas! My brother! (rushes to him, her floating dress wraps around him) It has been too long!
Legolas: What the—
Arwen: I don't remember you having any siblings, Legolas.
Legolas: Me neither!
Hydriana: Don't you remember me? I was your sister long ago, but then in order to protect you from evil orcs, I sacrificed myself into letting them kidnap me! And I have returned, dear brother!
Everyone: …
((((MEANWHILE))))
Lady Charity: (whistles while fetching a Coke from the fridge) I think I'll type my fanfiction now!
(She opens the door to her bedroom and hurries to the laptop. Turning on Microsoft Word and pushing her Fanfiction file, she scrolled down to where she stopped)
Lady Charity: What the…I don't remember this part! And this part! And this….
(silence)
Lady Charity: Who the heck put a Mary-Sue named Hydriana in my fanfiction??!!
((((BACK TO THE LOTR GROUP))))
Hydriana: Dear brother, it has been too, too, too long!
Legolas: Yeah I know, considering how you said it fifty-seven stinking times this hour!
Hydriana: (flipping silvery hair) But of course, I must tell you how I escaped! I finally mustered my strength (after all, I was poisoned), and sliced all the orcs in my path! But of course, I was stabbed by a Morgul blade—
Frodo: Orcs don't carry Morgul Blades. Nazguls do. I should know.
Hydriana: Shut up, you idiotic halfling!! Anyways, you can see my stab right on the shoulder—
Merry: That isn't a Morgul scar, that's just a paper cut.
Hydriana: ANYWAYS, I was desperately injured, more injured than that halfling over there that got saved by an elf, which I wasn't so lucky—
Legolas: Err, stranger, you ARE an elf…
Hydriana: Brother! I cannot tell you of my epic adventures if everyone keeps interrupting me!
Boromir: Looks like we should all start talking!
Faramir: Agreed.
Hydriana: YOU'RE RUINING MY PROCESS!
(silence)
Pippin: Huh?
Eowyn: What do you mean?
Hydriana: You all are so stupid! Fools! Dirt! Can't you see….I'm a….
(Hydriana grabs her hair and whips her whole skin off. What was left was a writhing, Medusa-like female with claws for feet and slobber drooling from her mouth)
Hydriana: …a MARY-SUE!!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
To Be Continued...
Har Har Har!