Galadriel: What…what'll we do?
(Hydriana puts back on her fake beauty skin. She grins wickedly)
Hydriana: Now, I shall retire to my room, where I shall think up wicked plans for my scheme. Farewell. (leaves)
Faramir: Well that was sudden.
Frodo: She's making up fake stuff! Orcs so do NOT carry Morgul blades!
Boromir: Well, that's what all the creators of Mary-Sues do.
Legolas: I say we kill her!
Arwen: But she's your so-called sister.
Legolas: So? Everyone wants to kill their siblings once in their life, and my time is now.
Aragorn: But she's a Mary-Sue! We can't hurt her, only flamers and the creator of her can!
Boromir: Then we have only one thing to do…
Everyone: What is it, WHAT IS IT??
Boromir: We have to defy her Mary-Sueness power. You've read Fanfiction with Mary Sues, right?
Everyone: Ah-bviously.
Boromir: Good. You know what to do. (grins)
(((((LATER)))))
Galadriel: With my calculations…something concerning the Mary-Sue should happen…now.
(Suddenly, the Witch-King pops into the living room. It was very similar to the one Eowyn and Merry killed in the war. Hydriana bursts in)
Hydriana: No! I shall kill it! Die you foul beast!
Everyone: I think we'll just watch.
Hydriana: Hyah! Take that! Take—
(She slices the Witch-King's leg, which does no use, obviously. The WK pummels his chain-ball at her. Hydriana gasps in pain and stabs the WK in the stomach. WK dies quick but Hydriana is hurt. Woop!)
Hydriana: I…I am dying…(expects Aragorn to scoop her up in his arms and heal her or bring her to the Houses of Healing)
Arwen: 'Bout time.
Hydriana: What?? Here I am, dying on the ground after an epic and brave battle with the Witch-King—
Eowyn: Would've been a lot quicker if you stabbed him in the head.
Hydriana: SHUSH, MORTAL. But now...I am weak...Aragorn...I must tell you something...
Aragorn: What?
Hydriana: ...I...
(Hydriana trembles and faints, falling exactly where Faramir's arms are. Faramir steps away and she crashes onto the ground)
Boromir: Hehe, good work.
Faramir: Yup, hehe.
((((MEANWHILE))))
Lady Charity: Nelarun, what happened? I have no idea where that Mary-Sue came from!
Nelarun: Are you sure you didn't write her?
Lady Charity: Heavens, no! I HATE Mary-Sues!
Nelarun: Have you tried deleting her and rewriting the chapter?
Lady Charity: Yes! But it does nothing! In fact, when I tried that, a message popped out saying that a new Mary-Sue has been born!
((((((MEANWHILE, IN A PLACE WHERE ERAGON FANFICTION THRIVES)))))))
Avalon's Mist: (reading a fanfiction on Eragon) NOOOO! A fanfiction including a female dragon rider that falls in love with Murtagh! HELP ME!!!!!
((((BACK TO NELARUN AND LADY CHARITY))))
Nelarun: Ahh, it can't be that bad.
Lady Charity: Maybe.
((((BACK WITH AVALON'S MIST))))
AM: HELLLLPPPPPP!!!! (drowning in a pool of words that refer to the Mary-Sue)
((((BACK TO US)))
Nelarun: (taps chin) Hmm, I know! I think that after Aragorn threw unexpected Fanfiction readers into Mary-Sue land and when they escaped, a Mary-Sue must've sneaked out with them! Then, it influences the reader/writer, after being in Mary-Sue land, to spread the Mary-Sues! Then, it must've reached to you!
Lady Charity: NOOO! This…this can't be happening…
Nelarun: Look! (points to story) There's words coming up…
Lady Charity: Let me read!
Hydriana: SHUSH, MORTAL. And now…I need…
(Hydriana trembles and faints, falling exactly where Faramir's arms are. Faramir steps away and she crashes onto the ground)
Boromir: Hehe, good work.
Faramir: Yup, hehe.
Lady Charity: Yes! They're defying the Mary-Sue's power by their own! They're fighting back!
Nelarun: Now…we can only wait and watch…
(silence)
Lady Charity: I'll get the popcorn!
Nelarun: And I'll get the pop!
((((MEANWHILE))))
Boromir: What'll we do, guys? Sure, we can foil all of the Mary-Sue's plans, but she'll NEVER GO AWAY!
Aragorn: There is only one thing to do…we must BREAK HER HEART!!
(silence)
Legolas: How are we going to do that?
Aragorn: …I dunno…