（Review of last week. The flood ended)
Eowyn: (bangs on door) Faramir! You've been in the bathroom for hours!
Faramir: What do you expect? I've been drinking up an ocean of rainwater! Go use the upstairs bathroom!
Eowyn: I can't! BOROMIR is using that one! He's been in there longer than you!
Faramir: (sighs) Well, he did have a larger mouth. What about the swimming pool? Pippin told me that even Merry couldn't resist using it once.
Arwen: (pops into conversation) So it wasn't Boromir who peed in the pool! Whoops.
Eowyn: (grumbles) The little halflings are using that! I can't come in and pee in a pool with GUYS!
Faramir: Then hold it. You don't have a million gallons of water in your bladder pouch.
Eowyn: Argh! (leaves)
Faramir: Ahh…peace and quiet….
Aragorn: You better hurry up. I need to take a shower. It isn't very comfortable when some guy is trying to drink you up after swimming in dirty rainwater mixed with TOILET WATER, Faramir.
Faramir: I didn't notice you there! You were in the water, after all, and I wasn't thinking!
Aragorn: You can't even think at all!
Faramir: QUIET! If you want to take a shower, let me have peace so I can finish quicker!
(Aragorn stomps away)
Faramir: FINALLY, I can be at peace!
Arwen: (bangs on door) Faramir! I need to get in there!
Faramir: (growling) Now why is that?
Arwen: I found a disproportionate eyebrow hair that is too close to my forehead! I HAVE to pluck it out!
Faramir: You ARE a Mary-Sue! (sighs) Wait a while, will you? I still have more than three gallons here!
Arwen: Arrgh!
Faramir: (grumbles) This isn't my day.
Legolas: Fa-a-a-arami-i-i-ir!
Faramir: WHAT?!
Legolas: (in a robotic voice) You've got mail!
Faramir: Can you slide it under the door?
Legolas: Emails are quite hard to slide under the door.
Faramir: Oh…fine. I'll just hurry up.
(half an hour later. Legolas snoozes on the leather couch near the bathroom)
Faramir: I am DONE! Phew, I thought I never left the bathroom.
Eowyn: (rushes in) Me too.
Arwen: Hey! I needed the bathroom!
Aragorn: And me!
Faramir: Isn't Boromir done with the bathroom upstairs yet?
Aragorn: Nope.
Arwen: (sighs) I might as well pass the time…LET'S GO TO THE MOVIE THEATRE!
Aragorn: Why would we do that? We are the ones who belong in the movie! Fans will cry our names and say "Autograph! Autograph! Oh please, give me an autograph!"
Faramir: Aren't you overreacting a little.
Aragorn: No, I'm being quite realistic.
Faramir: True, too true.
Arwen: How about we watch Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End?
Legolas: That'll be hard, considering we never watched the other two.
Aragorn: How did you know there were two other movies?
Legolas: I don't know, it's like I have another mind who knows these things…(cough) Will Turner (cough)
Faramir: Ah. Right.
Arwen: well, how about we dump these fellows and go watch it?
Everyone: Yeah!
At the movie theatre.
Norrington: Our fates were always intertwined, Elizabeth. But never joined (kisses Elizabeth)
Faramir: EEEWWW THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Legolas: Yeah! He looks OLD!
Aragorn: He's like, five times her senior!
Legolas: Look at that hair! It's whiter than Gandalf's!
Arwen: It's a WIG, you idiots! And he has brown hair under it! He's only, like, I don't know, thirty? You men have no romantic bone!
Aragorn: Oh, forgive me for—Whoaaah! He got STABBED! GO BOOTSTRAP BILL!
Audience: Shut up you idiots! NOOOO, Norrington DIEEEDD!!
Faramir: Haha, grandpa died.
(Later)
Will Turner: Elizabeth Swann, do you take me to be your husband?
Elizabeth Swann: I do.
Will Turner: Great!
Elizabeth Swann: Will Turner, do you take me to be your wife, in sickness and in health, with health being less likely?
Will Turner: I do.
Barbossa: You may kiss! You may kiss! JUST KISS!
Legolas: I don't know, I just somehow KNEW that Will was going to say that!
Arwen: Aragorn, sweetie, how come our wedding wasn't this action-packed and romantic?
Aragorn: (sighs) Fighting for the buffet table with the hobbits was action-packed enough, honey.
Audience: Shut up! (squeals) Aww, they're kissing!
(later)
Legolas: I can't believe we got kicked out of the movie!
Aragorn: I know! I don't get it!
Faramir: We were getting in the good parts too!
Arwen: Oh, I don't know, maybe it's because you men KEEP INSULTING THE MOVIE AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE!
Men: (covering ears) Not as loud as you, we presume.
Arwen: I am never going to watch anything with males anymore! Good bye, you sluggards! (leaves)
Legolas: Fine! Leave! See if we care!
Faramir: …she has the car keys.
Aragorn: GET HER!
There you go. Another chapter. Yes, I loved Pirates 3. It was so awesome. I felt so sad when Norry-ton died. (sighs) but it did make a good scene.