Absolutely sorry for the long wait. But I'm afraid to say that...the next chapter will be the last chapter. This chapter would've been the last chapter, but I decided to make the next chapter the last chapter. So, I'll try to make them as long as possible...
Arwen: I can't believe it's over...
Frodo: No...NO! It CAN'T be over! It just can't!
Boromir: It only started not too long ago!
Legolas: (dramatically closes Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows)
Aragorn: It's terrible to know that the geeky wizard with glasses is finally gone from our lives.
Sam: I know. But we did make it last as long as possible!
Faramir: Oh yeah. We each read only two pages a day to make it last.
Galadriel: I can't believe Snape was good...I thought he was bad all along!
Eowyn: I can't believe Harry didn't even kill Voldemort...he just killed himself!
Pippin: I don't know, kind of a step-down for the greatest wizard that ever lived, eh?
Boromir: Ah well, life's ironies...
Merry: Guess what guys?! I got tickets to Sweeney Todd the movie!
Arwen: Really?! I want a ticket! Give me one! I love Johnny Depp-
Aragorn: Ahem.
Arwen: Uh...I mean, I love uh...singing...barbers...
Aragorn: That's my chubby bunny!
Everyone: ...
Merry: Anyways, we should go watch it! I heard it was amazing!
Legolas: How would you be able to watch it? The movie theatre people would think you're a seven-year-old and not let you in.
Merry: Well, if all of us hobbits stood on each other's shoulders, we could equal up to Aragorn's height!
Aragorn: Maybe less.
Frodo: Hey!
Arwen: You don't think they would recognize us from Pirates of the Caribbean 3, right? I mean, you guys made a fool of yourselves.
Boromir: Relax! That was five months ago!
Aragorn: Yeah! Finally, we get to get out of the cottage! You know, we didn't do anything for the past eight or so months.
Legolas: Yeah, if you don't count Frodo almost drowning, Arwen getting chased by deer, Boromir swallowing Frodo's ring, and Galadriel getting the sniffles.
Aragorn: Exactly my point! I've been bored out of my MIND!
Legolas: Uh huh...
Movie Ticket Person-Guy-Thing: What movie would you guys like to see?
Frodo: Uh, we'd like to watch Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber on Fleet Street.
Movie guy: Sorry kid, but you're underage. NEXT!
Frodo: Wait, wait! these old, overage elves and humans are coming with me, doesn't that count?
Movie Guy: New policy. No one underage is allowed to watch. NEXT!
Frodo: But we paid for the tickets! Why would you guys care if we're underage, you're getting more money!
Movie Guy: Hey, kid, I'm trying not to get fired. NEXT!
Frodo: What if...(whips out a five dollar bill) What if Abraham Lincoln was my guardian?
Movie Guy:...fine, go ahead.
Frodo: Yippee!
Eowyn: Just how did you know how to con people like that?
Frodo: It's not con-ing! I'm giving them money!
Eowyn: You have a point...
Sweeney Todd: (spoken under his breath) There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled of shit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it...
Boromir: Dang, someone's a cynic.
Arwen: Do I have to throw you out of the movie theatre again? Shut up!
Boromir: But seriously! No one calls other people filled with-
Everyone: SHUT...UP...
Mrs. Lovett: Mr. T, you didn't!
(looks into the chest, sees Pirelli's dead body and gasps)
Mrs. Lovett:You're barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm!
Sweeney Todd: (polishing his razor) He recognized me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings.
Mrs. Lovett: Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought you lost your marbles.
(opens the chest again and stares)
Mrs. Lovett: Ugh! All that blood. Poor bugger. Oh well! (looks through Pirelli's jacket before removing his money pouch and examining its contents)Well, waste not, want not!
Boromir: Heh. Hehehe.
Aragorn: ...what's so funny?
Boromir: I'd probably do the same thing too if that Pirelli dude had the Ring inside that pouch.
Frodo: He-e-ey, me too! We have a lot more in common than I thought we did!
Aragorn: ...
(later)
Beggar Woman: 'ey, don't I know you, mister?
Frodo: OH MY GOODNESS I KNOW WHO THAT WOMAN IS! SHE'S LUCY!
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Johnny Depp fangirls: GET THE SHORTIE!
Frodo: Aiee! (is chased by an angry mob of Sweeney fans)
Broadway Lovers: Meh, I don't care. I knew that all along...
(later)
Aragorn: No, no, Mrs. Lovett! DON'T FOLLOW THE LIGHT!
Legolas: Stupid woman, look behind you! Notice the great big fire behind you! Notice that you're going near it at an accelerating speed-Ah, dangit, she got burned!
Merry: That scream was awfully freaky. Like Elrond when he found out that he lost his pretty crown.
Arwen: When did Father lose his crown?
Merry: (sheepishly) Uh...never...
Pippin: Look guys, it's that Toby boy! (GASPS) Oh no! He's going to kill-
(TOBY KILLS SWEENEY TODD)
Pippin: -Sweeney Todd...can you at least wait for a little while so I can look smart?!
Aragorn: Sorry Pip, but you'll never be smart.
Pippin: That's...quite cruel, really...
Arwen: Well, that was an interesting movie.
Eowyn: Goodness, there was more blood in that movie than in the war we fought!
Aragorn: That wasn't real blood. It was totally fake. I mean, it wasn't thick enough nor was it dark enough to be red. Also, when blood flows, it isn't nearly as fast as how that thing spurted out like Old Faithful. Not to mention that the victims had much more blood than a normal human body.
Faramir: Since when were you all scientific?
Aragorn: Boy, after years of ranger school, you learn to at least identify blood with food coloring.
Pippin: Well, that was a good movie. Though I must say, Frodo missed the ending.
Legolas: Where is that bugger, anyways?
(Meanwhile)
Frodo: (hanging upside down from the Empire State building) You know...this is strangely getting awfully comfortable...
Hmm...I'm not sure if the LoTR cast enjoyed Sweeney very much. Haha