"You have a kick ass, first time story?" Mimi couldn't help but laugh.

"Yes, and why wouldn't I?" Joanne asked using her lawyer voice.

"You seem, like the type of person who has a very simple, private, and normal first time story. Ya' know. Nothing crazy."

"Well believe me Mimi my story is probablly the craziest out of any of your's." Joanne smirked in Maureen's direction.

"I want to hear your story, Pookie!" Maureen said pouting her lips seductively.

"And I want to tell it, Honey Bear." Joanne said with a smile.

"Gag me. Just tell the God Damn stoy, Joanne!" Roger snapped.

"Okay well, I was 18. And my parents, enrolled me in a program, that was allowing to visit a different college campus every weekend, and I would go to the colleges and stay in someone's dorm room. When I went to visit Ms. Porter's. I stayed in the French Ambassador's daughter's dorm."

"Wasn't she the one who taught you to tango?" Mark interupted.

"Why were you guys talking about tangoeing?" Maureen asked.

Maureen was wondering what her two exes were doing talking about the tango. And she wasn't sure how she felt about the two of them talking, without her knowing. Did they talk about her?

"Yes Mark. And that's another conversation for another day, Honey Bear."Joanne said."Anyway, I was so nervous, because I had my heart set on this school and I wasn't sure how this was going to go. So I was talking to my "roommate" for the weekend, and she decided that I was way to tense. So she took me down to this bar, off-campus, and bought me a couple of drinks. After a few drinks, I let it slip, that my life's ambition was to learn the Tango."

"THE TANGO? YOU TANGO? MARK TANGOES!!" Roger said laughing hysterically.

"I know that Roger." Joanne said getting ready to restart her story. "So, after I told her that, she began laughing and then told me, that she had taken tango lessons when she was in high school, and then asked me if I wanted her to show me back ast the dorm room. Being drunk, and young, I quickly agreed. We went back to the dorm and she began to show me. After what seemed like hours of tangoeing I had finally got it down pat. We were both very tired, but I asked if we could try it one more time, so we did, and during the dip, I accidentally dropped her, and she pulled me down with her. At this point we were both laughing very hard."

"This is not exactly crazy, girl." Collins said with a smile.

"Wait for it Collins. Never underestimate, Joanne." Mark said.

"OK! This is weird! Are you two having an affair of some kind?" Maureen shreiked.

Joanne was begining to get annoyed at this point."ANYWAY! After we stopped laughing, she looked at me, and told me that she felt as though she had known me for her entire life, and that I seemed like a person she could trust. And then she asked if she could ask me something rather personal. I told her yes, and a few seconds later I found myself coming out of the closet to her. And then I started crying because, I thought she wouldn't want to be friends anymore because, I was a lesbian. But instead she leaned over and kissed me. I kissed back, because I knew that I liked her. And soon I found her unbuttoning my pants, and trailing kissing up and down my chest. And that, guys was how I lost my virginity."

Everyone was in shock that, Joanne would be so open, and spontanious about someone she had just met. It seemed so odd that Joanne would sleep with someone she had known for a day.

"Wow." Mimi said."That was actually, romantic."

"Yeah, but to this day I still can't remember her name." Joanne said flashing a seductive smile ast Maureen.

A/N Mimi is next.