Disclaimer. I do not own pokemon all right.
Astral Eevee
Hello I bet you are wondering who I am. Well im Astral. And for all intents and purposes I should not be in the predicament I am currently in. I mean I only said he looked like a flying midget so why did this happen. He wasn't anywhere near me when I said it. Well I guess it could also be that I called him a flying ass. Or it could be that I thought he was a complete idiot. I mean what sort of great magician looks like a flying midget.
Well cant be helped now. Now how am I supposed to find a way home. And why did he change me to an eevee and put me in a small boat in the middle of an ocean. Well I guess I will find a way out of this ocean first. Well as of right now I have nothing better to do than talk to thin air so listen up air. When I find that flying midget I will shove his magic wand where the sun doesn't shine!
Well it looks to be getting dark so I will go to sleep and find out what to do tomorrow. And then as I was about to fall asleep it starts raining. Oh when I find him! And then I go to sleep.
The next morning as I get up I look out to sea and I see a big ship heading strait for me. And I canot move out of the way. As I look at the ship I see something. There is a hole in the front oddly enough it is high enough to not let in water but low enough for me to get to if I jump at the right time. It is now very close seconds away from smashing into me. I then jump and I make it. But I wind up hitting a pole once inside. As I think to myself I imagine lighting a flying midget on fire.
As for now I will settle for biting the pole.