A/N: Can't say I didn't want to do Shelton again but really I know a lot want to see what Jeff's been up to so I'll focus on him and Shelton mixed. I actually wanted their views to be at different points but moving together the story arc but who knows what I may do.
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Tag Teaming Tonight, Now That's A Fright
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Why did I agree to this, I still will have girls screaming for me but Victoria? Can't imagine an romance angle with her but she can certainly military press me so I better get use to it before she beats my ass and I wined up in a hurt storyline with Maria or Candice Michelle though that seems like an interesting angle. No it'd derail my chances at the two title shots.
Jeff as having a little soliloquy moment when he happened to see his partner of tonight Shelton Benjamin, not to say either was happy. Jeff had an opportunity to put on a hell of a night in the fatal four-way eight man tag team match. Kind of a weird stipulation he knew and it was expected to go twenty-five minutes instead of a random brawl.
Shelton could go twenty minutes plus from his previous Money In The Bank Ladder matter at Wrestle Mania but a tag match was very different as it wouldn't be built off of mainly spots since it was a disqualification match. One second thought it was a spot feast as he remembered Rob Van Dam and Sabu were involved in the match and instantly knew he'd have to bring a ladder into the match. Know Rob from the invasion angle he realized that they could put on some fast ladder and hardcore matches that'd fuck him up badly for months. From his Monsters Ball in T.N.A. Jeff remembered Sabu or Terry Brunks to be vicious and awfully painful in hardcore matches and knew he'd have a chair and table effectively making a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match tonight.
Last time Jeff had one of those matches he had teamed with Rob Van Dam in a four team TLC match on Raw in 2002. He knew very well of the Van Daminator and Van Terminator moves with chairs being a vicious combo as they were hard to guard against even in a well planned out match. He was sure Shelton experienced one of the moves in his Money In The Bank match last year but certainly knew not to get caught by Van Dam or Sabu.
"Hey Jeff I need to ask you something." His partner exclaimed as Jeff gave a nod of acknowledgement not trying to be rude but as a sign of, "continue but I'm still thinking about something while you're waiting".
"You have any idea about what we are to really do in this storyline in terms of promos and interaction with Victoria?" Shelton asked confused a little and with a hint or shyness talking about the idea of working an angle with Jeff Hardy, knowing he could either make him look decent or into a real star with some high flying, spot making matches, not exactly an Shawn Michaels but to some what the same effect.
"I'm stomped too, not to say I never worked a romance angle a bit, its well different but with Victoria? I can't say I'm a happy camper or know what to expect from a heel diva that's booed at every turn and not even cheered by perverts because she's crazy." Jeff admitted as Shelton laughed with him, they both where apparently in the same boat and didn't have well feelings of Victoria being a wise diva to be fighting over.
"I'd ask her but I have the feeling she would either beat my ass or rant about rather getting exposed to the Womans Title again." Shelton added as Jeff agreed laughing a bit as they came to the conclusion that neither man was actually a fan of being friendly to the raven hair diva.
"I wonder how she even considered a diva with all that muscle, she should be called an transsexual." Someone said with an annoying goofy voice that could only be the Miz from SmackDown.
Shelton and Jeff both wondered why he was even in the locker room but it was a Raw special so they assumed he was let in by security but to actually jump into their conversation was totally something different.
"She not that bad, its not like she's an Maria but she's certainly not a Chyna who was kind of hot but a lot bigger then half this locker room with legs and Biceps alone." Jeff replied coolly not one to converse with the reality star who he wondered how he got into the mid-card when he and his brother had to struggle some years just to get notice as jobbers, losing to everyone in singles and tag matches.
What Jeff and Mizanin didn't realize was Victoria walking towards them running her hands through her hair. Not exactly the crazed, hate filled way she would do behind a diva before she attacked but not exactly a sane way either but rather a cross between the two. Shelton started to warn both man but she made a Gesture towards his Genital and made a cutting action with two fingers which silenced him as she stayed near but quite.
"So you're telling me that you are the only man in this locker room who would go out loud and proud and say you where dating and sexing up Victoria?" Miz challenged as Jeff stepped back as everyone stopped what they were doing and decided to look towards Jeff as he was coughing, stalling for time.
"She's one of the girls from High-School who you would have sex with and would point out to some people to show boat but wouldn't want the whole school knowing, kind of like Lita, right Adam?" Carlito piped smugly as Edge dropped his bag as he was trying to stuff it into his looker.
"Or possibly the hyper Christie Hemme who I've heard you tried to have sex with?" Edge shot back as Carlito stopped laughing as the locker room laughed at him.
"So you're going to answer me?" Miz shot jumping around shaking his head. He was really beginning to annoy Jeff as his face flushed but he did make some valid points as the locker room was getting behind Miz's actions and wanted to know if Jeff would say yes or no.
"Ok, I Jeff N. Hardy," Jeff began stalling for time as everyone looked at him waiting to get an answer as he shook his head laughing. "Would hit it, if… the lights were off so it wouldn't be classified as making love." Jeff said rapidly pausing for a second.
The room went in silence as everyone turned to look at Jeff for a minute before bursting into laugher, clapping their hands hard as some admitting to possibly doing it also while some like Master claimed they were disgusting because she was almost his size and he was one of the biggest people in the locker room.
Shelton watched as Victoria walked off looking, well like her normal self as if she wasn't fazed by the comment. Benjamin wondered if the young Hardy had compromised his push with the diva as if she were to get very pissed she could break her role on stage.
Jeff had seen Shelton scratching hiss head as he was looking confused and as if he wanted to laugh but Jeff didn't know why. He supposed Shelton would easily crack some jokes in the back of the locker room when he was around Benoit and Charlie Hass to get a laugh out the two, if only it were true.
Jeff walked down the hall blowing his nails dry as the black polish on them were shining perfectly as he looked around. 10 minutes to show time and He had known he and Shelton would be going to start the match off first so he was headed towards the ramp before he was certainly jerked to the side.
Looking side to side to see who his assialent was Jeff closed his eyes mentally saying fuck no as he seen Victoria pinning him to a wall wearing an modest attire consisting of black leather pants with a shirt connecting to it. Not exactly modest but compared to a lot of the current divas she was a saint.
"So I heard what you said earlier, I'll enjoy working with you Mr. Jeff Hardy." Victoria yelled at Jeff somehow quit enough that no one heard her scream though. He though it couldn't get worse till she gave him some type of kiss on the cheek which was probably a bad omen.
Jeff was worrying about her too much now as he needed to focus or face it effecting his performance in the match. Looking to Shelton, Jeff nodded his head as he came out to some new music, similar to the one he produced when he was in T.N.A.
Running to the ring with zero dances Jeff had slid into the ring and started to pound at Rob Van Dam as JR made note of Jeff not dancing at the ramp like he normally does. He hit a mule kick as JR went into a frenzy of him and his partner landing similar kicks at once.
Shelton had jumped on top of the ring rope and landed an inverted toe kick backwards somehow regaining balance at the last minute on Sabu. He walked toward Jeff as they hit a double suplex on Rob Van Dam. Looking to go for another move Shelotn was suddenly brought to the ground.
Jeff followed as he was cracked in the skull by a flying chair from the following extremist Sabu. He closed his eyes to brace for the pain as he got a face full of steel from and seated face buster with a chair under Sabu's body. Feeling himself being dragged he suddenly stopped as he seen some others had already filled the ring. Finlay was hitting people with his little club as Jeff rolled out the way as it came his way.
Shelton managed to will himself to hit a T-bone sublex on Benoit but then was hit by a rolling kick curtisy of Rob Van Dam. Van Dam hitting Benoit with some simple kicks as he was trying to get up as Jeff was being worked over by Sabu but suddenly felt someone kick him directly in the back.
Benoit went into a fury as he started to suplex Shelton, Jeff and RVD back to back before he kicked Sabu and Suplexed him also. The crowd was screaming as King and JR were applauding him as he was unleashing out on the wrestlers as Finlay was beating the fallen wrestlers.
C.M. Punk and Matt Hardy hit the ring attacking everyone in sight. Punk traded kicks to Chops with Benoit as he had welts on his chest. Jeff entered the fury with some quick jabs before getting doubled teamed with kicks and chops. Finlay brawled against Punk as Matt entered the mess of fighting. Sabu, Shelton, Van Dam all went flying over the ropes taking out the five other wrestlers as they all laid sprawled out on the ramp way.
King and JR told how they were competing in a randomly drawn brawl for a shot at the vacant IC title as Victoria injured Umaga with a drop off top of a fork lift after she challenge his manager to a match after he made fun of her.
Climbing up to attempt to hit a diving head but Benoit was pushed over the guard rail by Matt Hardy who fallowed him. RVD and Sabu had cracked out two barb wire tables and were apperantly going for a huge spot which cause Jeff Hardy to unleash up Sabu who was closest to him. He tossed Sabu over the steel steeps as CM Punk was trading blows with Rob Van Dam.
Shelton Benjamin however went to bring out two win Ladders for his partner as Finlay was entering the ring. Shelton Shoved the Ladder into the ring knocking Finlay down before Jeff was slammed on it by Sabu. Getting ready to place him on the Barb Wire as Van Dam set the two ladders up on corners of the ring Shelton pushed Sabu and pointed instead to the downed Finlay.
Sabu instead picked Finlay up and placed him on top of the barb wire table. Jeff climbed the top rope as he motioned for Sabu and Rob Van Dam to climb the two ladders. RVD and Sabu hit their Stereo Diva Leg Drop on Finlay as he spasmed on the mat as Jeff followed the move with a Swanton. Shelton threw both injure Originals outside the ring as he went for the pin with a 1…2…3 pin count.
(I finished some time ago but Fanfiction wouldn't let me submit the chapter.)