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Living For The Moment
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"You ever talked to her up close?" Jeff asked as Shelton shook his head as Jeff began.
"Well she has some fetishes, some she plans on carrying out with me." Jeff said as Shelton choked, pounding the pillow as Jeff got mad.
"Fetishes? Are you being serious? You expect me to believe this is over a fetish?" Shelton asked his voice high and child like as it held a hint of laughter in it.
"Well she has something over me, can't say what but she likes to use it to get what she wants." Jeff said ashamed as Shelton busted out laughing.
"Like sex?"
"Yeah I wish, but no it's something weirder, involving hair, kissing, blades and pudding." Jeff said slowly as Shelton sat up apperantly interested.
"Ok some freaky things, what does she do with this pudding?" Shelton asked as if he were a school boy talking about sexual experiences.
"Well first she pours the pudding down my head to my chest and licks some of it off. While using the knife and/or blades depending on her mood to scrap the excess pudding off to eat. She plays with my hair when its stick and constantly kisses my temple." Jeff added as Shelton stopped him.
"I think I got the picture?" Shelton said stopping Jeff as he muttered. "You don't want to know what else happens to my hair."
Thinking about it some more Jeff realized it seemed like he was her sexual partner then victim as she did a lot of things with him before he shuddered at the thought.
"Last thing I need is some SadoMacho problems." Jeff said to himself laughing, as Shelton shook his head before trying to sit up.
"Well I'll see you next week, hope you dodge her crazy ass, but me, I got some place to go, a hotel." Shelton said as it was well known that Raw had just finished broadcasting.
Jeff rolled over onto the nearby stretcher as he laid still looking at the ceiling. "Bitch" Jeff yelled playfully yet semi serious as he seen the girls from the visiting Extreme Expose walk by before he soon seen them come towards him.
"What did you say?" One of the girls asked as Jeff laughed.
"I said Bitch." Jeff said confidently as he sat up doing a poor job hiding his pain.
"Too bad your not on ECW, I would show you something." Kelly Kelly said before Jeff countered with something along the lines of "Jail Bait".
"Not you though." Jeff said grabbing the diva named Brooke Adams as he smiled toward her.
"I might be backstage tomorrow." Jeff taunted as she smiled towards him waving bye, as he blew a fake as hell kiss just to get her hopes up. A bit spooked as he seen her rush back he took her phone number as she then continued to walk away with her friends.
"Teaser," Shaking his head Jeff decided taking a walk would do him some good.
He didn't see a ladder in a while, he missed climbing it to get a great view before diving off of it. Not so much for the trill but the view and the height was something great to enjoy. But why stop there, he could get higher.
Taking a ladder as he knew a match was going to start, a dark match for the fans he suddenly got a big idea on what he could do but he wished he could see Victoria. He had the perfect plan to pull off.
"Victoria," Jeff yelled in the back of the halls as he watched some people give him weird glances though it could be the fact that he looked like a sloppy transsexual thrown together in a grunge and emo attire.
"So finally you showed up." Jeff said as he slowed down to watch her come forth a camera man behind her was filming them talk. This was unexpected as he planned on doing something, though he decided he could use this to his advantage. He needed to look strong on live television, even though this was likely to only be shown on after the show segment.
"So you still didn't get enough?" Victoria said slowly pulling at her hair in every direction in her own odd fashion that he always let creep him out. She was looking a bit angry, though that attack on her earlier was still in the air, he hadn't forgotten about his beating he shared with Shelton by a steel chair. She likely was speaking on her real feelings instead of scripted work.
"No because I have to live for the moment, like diving off of high places, winning titles and kicking ass like yours or anyone else who comes to challenge me." Jeff said confidently expecting to get slapped again or at least kicked in the groin. But he didn't get it, he instead got called out and ridiculed by a crazy and deranged woman on T.V.
"Live for the moment, that's what you call it? Well besides jumping off of something high and most of the time crashing and burning, I wonder what you call living for the moment. I may do crazy things and obsess or a title that's rightfully mine, but you, oh you have some mental problems, jumping off of 20 foot heights, for what? These fans? They'll turn on you in a heart beat the second someone new comes along, like that Santino guy." Victoria warned as Jeff nodded backing up holding his arms up in the air as she looked directly at him holding the title in his face.
"That's why I got to live for the moment, and you gave me an idea." Jeff said as he snatched the Intercontinental Title and ran away holding it on his shoulder's as he found himself trying to shake and lose an pissed off Victoria and Camera man.
"Look its Jeff Hardy, what the hell is he doing out here King?" Jim Ross asked on commentary as he scene Jeff Hardy run out towards the entrance ramp with the title in hand and a ladder behind him being set up.
"I don't know JR but he has a ladder and the Intercontinental Title in his hands for some reason." King replied wondering what was going on, he somehow didn't brake character but his expression show legitimate shock.
Climbing his ass off as he climbed to the top of the Video TitanTron Jeff Hardy looked around as he seen the fans going crazy. He somehow remained collected and was calm enough to watch the match as he threw the belt over his shoulders as JR began to comment.
"The Rainbow Warrior Jeff Hardy, the Carolina Native is sitting on the TitanTron as we speak watching this competitive match as it continues. You know King Jeff is the first man to do such a feat." JR said as King grumbled something about idiot before talking.
"The match between HHH and Orton is impressive so I can see why Jeff is watching. But I would think Jeff Hardy would be the first to create a new hair color before I seen him being the first to ever attempt climbing on top of the TitanTron, honestly JR." King said half joking half seriously as JR retorted.
"He's scouting out potential challengers, he might win the title King and could have to face any of the superstars on the Roster so it's smart to watch the competition; and we know Jeff Hardy is a different superstar so he likely will watch a match differently." JR said defending Jeff.
"If you call sitting on the Edge between ending your career or your life all for a view scouting then he must be insane." King yelled as he got heckled by some fans.
"You know as well as I do that Jeff has always been into taking dives from high places so that's likely a paradise for him." Ross said as he seen Jeff swinging his body on the TitanTron crazily as the fans looked in shock but cheered non the less.
Watching as the match ended Jeff began to think on next week. How he imagined topping this he couldn't say, if he would even have his job after this incident he wasn't sure, but something told him to do it. He knew what he would do now though as he stood up on the platform. It was long and wide enough, as if it were three drawbridges merged together, meaning he could move around a fairly decent amount of space but if he tripped he could fall a long way down.
"Hey you guys like this side of me?" Jeff yelled onto a microphone he had obtained on his way to the top as he got the whole arena to scream.
"You want to see me as champ?" Jeff yelled leaning back that risked his life just because he was in the moment. He got a ton of screams from males and females alike as the arena was shaking yelling "Hardy" and "Jeff." It was amazing as he was getting the biggest ovation for the night and he couldn't even in a match or finishing one but just holding a belt and yelling.
"Well, do you guys want to see me saying screw this I want the WWE Title?" Jeff yelled as he got an even bigger ovation as he seen the entire stadium scream as he looked around. He was in a good position with the fans and was holding a title he was eventually to win so he was very happy.
"In due time, one step, first I got to win this take my belt, Victoria I'm tired of holding it now." Jeff yelled as he tossed the title off of the TitanTron to Victoria who just barely caught the title as the cameras were all focused on him sitting down thinking as the show went off. He didn't know if he could make it to the ladder as he jumped from it to get onto the TitanTron. He knew he was screwed for next week, hell maybe tonight when Victoria got a hold of him but he knew for certain, he did make a impact and was living the moment.
AN: I'm actually scared to try it, but I'm going to do Victoria's view next, for ECW the next day, you'll understand her and Jeff relation some more but not fully.