((I guess I'd do Jeff then move back to Shelton, but we know Jeff is currently the main character for the story, but for how long? Anyone who hates this story guess who to blame? Me? That's right blame me. I'm a guy and I'm into action movies, and somewhat irony and character development though I suck at all 3. I'll read some romance stories but can't stomach them too much. So yeah I'll try to make an romance scene here and there but I tend to force it to be one sided, something that I'm hoping girls could connect to and guys can understand as unwanted attraction from a girl though any attraction for us is good. I'm not ranting just bored and needed to type something up to get past writers block first cause I got the outline but the transitioning is the hard part, at least for me.))

Mrssssssssssssss. Hardy Hardy

Sitting back in the Raw locker Room as he watch the event unfold Jeff laughed as he looked at the replay. The golden hair Benjamin had an expression to match the fans faces when he had debut the new not so new blond hair color.

"Well she's off my back and on to his, too bad for him." Jeff said as he looked at his brother Matt Hardy as he just shook his head on camera. They were tapping another segment of there video life called "The Hardy Show" and Jeff was finishing explaining how he captured the life of some divas in the WWE, TNA and world wide.

"She'll be back, they always come back." Matt said solemnly looking down before popping his face up with his trade mark V1 smile.

"Because as the little brother of Matt Hardy, and seeing as you were blessed by mess coming out first, you will indeed have women killing themselves to get with you." Matt said smiling into the camera posing as Jeff turned the camera away from him and onto himself.

"Seems like that MVP feud made him full of himself." Jeff said as a pillow was thrown at him as he sat in the chair.

"Anyways, we'll see the awesome Jeff Hardy, take on the stellar talker and sleeper fighter, Mrrrrrrrr. Ken Kennnnnnnnnnnedy." Jeff mocked towards the camera as you could hear Matt fall and hit the floor laughing.

"If you could talk like that live, maybe you'd be in a team with Santino about who is more into themselves and how someone is boring." Matt said as Jeff took offense and thrown the pillow back at Matt who was still of camera making comments such as "Jeff sleeps with the poodle when he's lonely and can't cut a promo."

"Well Folks, time to see the Charismatic Enigma, The Crazy Stunt Devil, The Rainbow Hair Warrior, the Ladder King, The Jumper, Mr. I don't give a Fuck, Mr. I will only die if I can't wrestle, Mr. Ultimate Heart Trob, Mr…" Jeff Started as he was closing the video before Matt cut him off. "Mr. Lisa Varon, Mr. I'm the Youngest IC champ named Jeff mutherfucking Hardy." Matt added as Jeff said "Those too."

Pausing he recognized the first name Matt said and got angry yelling. "God damn you Matt I aught to kick your ass." In his North Carolina accent as the camera cut off with him chasing Matt.

He had cornered Matt who tried to move left and right but couldn't and took the playful punch from Jeff as he faked hitting him in the gut but went for the lip. Leaving as he listened to his brother use different variations of the word fuck towards him about his busted lip, Jeff seen the camera man following him as they were playing up him walking towards the ring from backstage.

Exiting out towards the new HD ramp that he still had to get use too, Jeff ran to the ring to his usual rockstar applause as he circled it hitting the turnbuckles. Jumping up on it he did his usual twin pistols taunt to the crowd as he pulled hair out his face.

Warming up in the ring he watched Mr. Kennedy walk into the ring eyeing him down as he was use to wrestling him from last year over the IC title.

This was an semi finals match up till the PPV for the title match and thus he was booked to win the match though the writers did not tell him how it would end. Confused he assumed it would be the ref or Kennedy to do such but such thoughts didn't finish processing because Kennedy was spiting out comments about how great he was on that loud as hell mic. Not able to stomach it much more, Jeff kicked him in the stomach as the ref started the match.

"Mule kick attempt and connected early in the match." Jr. said surprised by the move as Jeff took an aggressive approach at wrestling today.

"Dropkick to the turnbuckle. Running Drop kick, followed by an baseball slide as Kennedy exits the ring. By god an dive over the top rope?" Jr. yelled surprised as Hardy was burning up and shuffling through his moveset fast and connecting timely as the fans got into it.

Jeff slammed Kennedy onto the steel steps as he tried to slam his head on it. Kennedy blocked and elbowed him in the gut as he threw him into the pole. Somehow Jeff caught the pole and used the momentum to slide into the ring then out and kicked Kennedy in the back like an over extended 619.

Watching as the fans went Crazy, Jeff decided it was time to go for the swanton. It was all ready 3:00 into the match but he needed to capitalized, sure he'd get a docked pay but the writers and other wrestlers would see it as him keeping the fans hot and wanting more action over him going in it for himself. Climbing to top rope after he threw Kennedy into the ring, he looked up to see Victoria coming through the crowd like she did Monday. Shocked and stiff from seeing her, he fell on his groin as Kennedy pulled the ropes. Falling forward in a flip similar to the overselling by Shawn Michaels Jeff cried a little as he contacted the mat. Giving a pained expression as he covered his groin he seen Victoria hit the ring and attack him with a real leather belt that would leave welts he got the win in a DQ fashion putting him in the PPV to the boos of fans before Jeff was announced winners and they were happy again.

Getting up he rolled out the ring as he seen Victoria and Kennedy fighting, wondering if he should go to make the diva save, he ran to the ring and stopped as he seen both they to rush him at the ropes. Backing up seeing as it was an ambush, he touched his temple showing he was smarter then that. Exiting to the back Jeff walked down the hall holding his back as his hair was getting in the way. "Damn is that bitch crazy, I'm marked…" Jeff complained in an pained voice as he wanted to sit down.

Walking to towards the locker room he seen Victoria enter exit off the ramp and begin to follow behind him. Holding his back in pain as he tried to walk faster, he seen she was gaining on him quick. Bending down as he was about to dash off he heard her plead "Jeff wait."

"What is it?" Jeff said wincing as he tried to back up but almost fell hitting an stationed cart as Victoria walked between his legs.

"What happened back there?" She said blushing as she played with her hair

"Uh…" Jeff started as her gave an weird expression before masking it. "I had to find an way to slow down all the momentum I was building." He wanted to say but instead blurted out "I seen you coming and froze." Mentally slapping himself he seen she had taken it as a compliment.

"I never knew that you would do that, I had taken a risk coming out early for the beat down, but I didn't know that I'd affect your performance." She said flirtatiously moving her body sideways that resembled what most groupies did to get his attention.

"You didn't affect it like you think." Jeff said before he was jacked up. "Explain? Now!" She yelled over powering him momentarily as she had leverage and gain control of him by catching him from surprise.

"Matt help." Jeff yelled as he seen his brother walking backstage with nacho chips and the recording camera taping him getting pinned down. "Sorry but I can't hit a women. Maybe a twist of fate but can't hit her, and she's not in any position to receive it bro." Matt said goofily as he laughed at his brother.

"This is serious, she could kill me." Jeff pleaded extending his hand out to his brother.

"She wouldn't look at that lovely face and the aura of love she has for you." Matt said behind the camera as Victoria held an jealously and crazed look on her face. "She won't let and harm hurt her boo." Matt joked before entering the locker room.

Staring back at Victoria he was scared to see she was holding an pair of Scissors. He was scared and fearful of what she might do, maybe little Jeff was in danger of her harming the lower region. "I'll cut something that means a lot to you." Victoria said as Jeff swore about being a "damned prophet." Squeezing the scissors together as she took a snip Jeff yelled "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck." Across the backstage that was loud enough to move throughout the arena.

A/N: I wonder what she cut? Your guess is as good as mine. Make a correct guess and I'll read and review any story you want. Cheap ploy for reviews, but it is motivation I guess. Finished in less then an day maybe around 1-2 hours worth of writing and brainstorming.