Once Maggie had escaped Red's nuzzles of doom she headed towards her next victim. Sheriff. Sheriff was currently napping near Luigi's. She followed the sound of his engine before plopping down in front of him.
She waited a moment to make sure Sheriff was asleep and started making faces at him. Flo, Ramone, Red, Luigi, Guido, Lightning, Sally, and Doc saw what she was doing and stifled their laughter.
Maggie continued to make faces at the sleeping Sheriff for 15 minutes or so, all the while the others were forcing themselves not to laugh, then Maggie heard Sheriff starting to wake.
So she just smiled and put her hands in her lap as Sheriff stretched and yawned.
"Whoa dude, bad breath." Sheriff jumped back startled, "Maggie?!"
"Yep. Did you know your breath smells like donuts?"
"Well…I…uh…"
"That's weird. So whatcha doin?" Sheriff raised an eye ridge, "Something tells me you've been saying that all day."
"No!! Not of coarse not!" Sheriff looked over at the others who were shaking their heads.
"They're shaking their heads aren't they?"
"Yes." A random memory smacked Maggie in the face.
"Must obey the taco man!!"
"What?"
Maggie jumped up and put her hands on Sheriff's hood while leaning close to his eyes, "I love the little tacos, I love them good." Sheriff blinked, "That's…nice…"
Maggie inched closer, "I need tacos, I need them or I will explode. That happens to me sometimes."
Maggie gets all teary, "Oh I can't take it, your to smart for me. Keith is planning a surprise party for you after school and he's gunna bring all the kids because he loves you. That boy loves you so much!" Then Maggie smiled, "I'm making the cake!"
The blonde tilted her head, "I wanna be a mongoose. Can I be a mongoose dog?" Sheriff was staring at her like 'WTF'?!
"I'm gunna sing the doom song now!" Maggie started to sing the high pitched song and after only a few seconds, Sheriff's eye was twitching. Suddenly Maggie Sheriff a demented look, "It's got chicken legs!"
Sheriff backed away from her, "What are you talking about?!"
"I'M RUNNING!! IM RUNNING!!!" The spazzed out girl ran around before running into Sheriff.
"Aww…I wanted to explode."
"You had sugar didn't you?"
"Yes...wait a minute…no"
Doc looked over at Sally, "We're doomed."
"YAY WE'RE DOOMED!!" Maggie pointed to where she heard Mack's engine, "Why is his head so big? WHY IS HIS HEAD SO BIG?!?!?!?!"
Sheriff grabbed Maggie's shirt, "MAGGIE!! Calm down!!"
She gave him a silly look, "SSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY PPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"
Fillmore had awoken from his nap and pulled up just in time to see Maggie run into Sheriff. Maggie looked over at Fillmore and said in a cute little voice, "Hooray for Earth!"
Ramone went over to her, "Hey man, you okay?"
"Awww…somebody needs a hug!" Ramone quickly backed away. Maggie laughed before flicking her head in the direction of four familiar engines coming there way.
"SNOT ROD!! DJ!! BOOST!!! WINGO!!" Maggie ran towards the engines screaming.
"Those boys are in for some trouble…" Sheriff muttered as he shook his head.
Me: HOORAY FOR GIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
