Title: Revenge
Theme: Santa
Rating: PG
Author: Shinku Kai
Authors Note: The second fic for the Christmas Contest in kakairu LJ. While they are set up like one shots, they all belong to the same series.
Disclaimer: Watches moths fly out of wallet If I owned Naruto and co, there's no way my wallet would be this empty...
Revenge
Kakashi stared at the sky and cursed whatever gods were watching, Gai, and Iruka. Especially Iruka. He was hot, tired, and if the mini devil in his lap pulled at his fake beard one more time, he was not going to be held responsible for his actions...
Iruka stood in the corner of the room, smirking at his boyfriend's plight. Gai had been so happy when Iruka suggested the "Best Santa" contest that it took the Hokage an hour to convince him to wait until the Academy Christmas Party to complete the challenge (rather than traumatizing the rest of village.) Even Gai's fluro green santa suit couldn't dim the satisfaction of seeing his lover decked out in a bright red santa suit with a dozen mini-nin hanging off every limb in sight, dismay clearly written across his face.
He was certain that he wouldn't be getting any pajamas for Christmas this year.