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Thank you readers!! You all rule!! And a special thanks goes out to Meg the Tamer and Impmon, who both rock!! Thank you for reviewing so often! And to HeavenHellButterfly for reviewing the first chapter!! Sorry it's taken so long for me to respond, but I keep forgetting...

And Impmon, cut poor Behemoth-kun some slack, he was still a little toddlercycle at the time.

I don't like being on my side, it's boring. And uncomfortable. Very uncomfortable. I have a deep dislike for people that knock me on my side. Still growl every time I think of Aquilamon.

The next while was very much boring. I couldn't bring attention to myself, for fear of the attacker I couldn't see, so I couldn't even talk to myself. It was an annoyingly long while, but another host finally came along. First non-humanoid I ever transported, unfortunately not the last. He saw me, I just barely saw him, he helped me upright, I got hopeful. That chant was still going in the back of my mind (engine?) (I need to figure that out...) so the idea of finding more victims was enough to drive me mad. This guy made my dream come true. The digimon started walking me, felt different to be honest.

I was very good all the way back to his village. Didn't sputter, didn't roar. No odd movements, no sign of life. Damn I'm a good actor... But anyway, it wasn't far from where I'd been stuck like a stick in mud and I was pissed that I hadn't found it before those hatchlings. Would've saved a lot of time and trouble. But I was there, and I was gonna take as much advantage as I could of the situation. And that was a lot of an advantage. The poor, unsuspecting soul summoned the whole of the village to the center of the homes to show me off. He circled me multiple times, waving his arms around like a nutcase. Suddenly he turned on one of the others, gesturing angrily at him, and then made an about-face and stormed (as much as he could) away. When he got back a few minutes later he gestured at his fellow a few times before making the stupidest move of his life. He mounted.

I mentally bolted for the little latch in his mind that had given way in the last one, ripping it away from the door it held shut. It felt so wonderful to have senses and power again; to hear, and see, and feel. Gazing at the green spiky things before us, I sputtered a tiny chuckle at the looks they were giving us. They were unnerved by their friend's sudden silence, and especially by the glow that flashed up when I turned on my headlights.

"Pal? You okay, man?"

"What's wrong?" They were sooo in for it.

A deafening roar, a sequence of terrified screams, the squealing of tires making sharp turns at high speeds. I blazed through the village before they even truly realized what was happening. Horror seemed to blind them to all but my encroaching form. It felt so good to tear up living beings again. I could feel all the negative drain out of me at the chorus of shouts, elation rising as their forms broke under my thick tires. Laughter resounded in my head as each creature fell, one by one, louder and louder, like rapids bouncing their force and sound along the walls of my brain. The attack really was over too soon, I would've preferred a few more hours of the intense thrill, but what can you do? It was too late. I fixed that problem as I went on.

Pride glowed in my core as I glanced at what I'd left of the village. There was nothing left but a few abandoned buildings and what I later discovered was a parking meter. What that was doing there, I couldn't tell you. But everything else was in pieces distributed haphazardly around the landscape. Looked quite nice at the time, I feel sorry for the poor buildings now. Leftover data was floating around everywhere. Looked as if someone had burst a hot-air balloon full of pigment. Brilliant sight.

With a roar, a sputter, and a squeal me and my new 'friend' sped into the distance in search of new kills.

Yep, Behemoth is up and running and psycho. Just like we like him. This guy writes so easy...

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