Title:Simple Words

Word: Drunk

Request by: Xx Tohru x Seraphina xX

Due to a yet to be explained incident, they had to close the host club for the day much to the displeasure of many fan girls. After closing the doors, Kyouya walked to one of the dressing rooms and took a peek inside. Tamaki was now curled up on the floor, snoring. The rest of the room was a complete mess.

"Is he okay?" Haruhi inquired.

"Yes, but I think he passed out."

The rest of the host club took a peek into the room before shutting the door. How all of this had happened was still a mystery.

xXxX A Few Minutes Earlier xXxX

"Ruhi, I luv ju," Tamaki said as he hugged her to him.

"Senpai, you're crushing me."

"Sawwy."

He fell to the ground and began waving his arms and legs around. The host club watched him do this for a few minutes before he got up and latched onto Kyouya's leg. He rubbed his cheek against his leg.

"Lub ju Kyo."

"Tamaki, would you let go of my leg," Kyouya shook him off. Tamaki giggled as he fell to the ground once more.

"What's wrong with Tama-chan?" Hunni asked as he stuffed his mouth full of cake.

"I think he's drunk," Haruhi responded, backing away as Tamaki tried to latch onto her leg and fell face forward back onto the floor.

"Drunk? How the hell did that happen?"

Every one just shrugged as Tamaki attempted to stand, holding his head.
"Haruhi!" He yelled and started running towards her.

Haruhi moved to the side and watched as he tripped over a bunched up bit of carpet and land on one of the sofas. From there he fell over and back onto the floor. He was still breathing, but no longer moving. Mori picked him up and stuffed him in one of the dressing rooms. As soon as the door closed, they could hear a few crashes coming from the room before every thing went silent again.

xXxX Back To Present xXxX

"Any one want to tell me how this happened?" Haruhi asked. She looked in the direction of the twins.

"What are you looking at us for?" One twin said.

"Because you two were with him before all this happened," Kyouya responded.

The twins looked at each other for a moment before turning back and shrugging their shoulders. "We didn't give him any alcohol. Just water."

"Water?" Haruhi asked. "But the last gallon of water finished yesterday. I just went and got more."

"We found one you missed," One of them held up an empty glass bottle. "There was still some left."

Haruhi took the bottle from them and read the label. "You idiots. This was vodka, not water." She wacked on of them on the head.

"Ow. How were we suppose to know?"

"You could have read the label," Kyouya responded.

"Oh."

So, I hope every one liked my take on this. I don't drink or seen any one drunk so I'm not quite sure how a drunk person would act. My only experience of this comes from a movie I saw the other day. Hope it was okay. Thank you for reading.