Right then, this has been a long time, sorry for the long wait! I will not give up on this, if I do not, then… I shall harm myself in your honour, K? Just contact me if you want to talk to me! It's the least I can do

'WHAT!?' Mario shouted, the normally calm plumber found out about the events that happened.

"You're not mad at me, are you Mario?" Toad faintly said

"No, No, you're a good pal Toady-boy, I owe you one, now I got a Peach to pick" Mario said, rushing off

"Oh, Mario, you said you owed me… just never call me Toady-boy again!" Toad shouted down the hallway.

Mario dashed off down the hallway, lunch just started so he had time to know what to say to his Girlfriend.

"I really do not know what to say, Peach" He said, making Peach jump

"Oh, Hey Mario! Why do you not know what to say?" Peach said, trying to hide her guilt

"Listen, Peach, you've taken this thing with Daisy way to far, I think we should end it, you seem to be concentrating more on your popularity then your relationship with me, we had a good thing, and now you're not the top dog anymore, you seem to be doing more with Daisy then me" Mario said, walking off before Peach could answer

"…I AM NOT A DOG!" Peach shouted back

Peach was left gob smacked, after many years of a happy relationship, it was over as quick as that, she couldn't fight back the tears and had to run in the nearest toilet to cry her eyes out.

"Ah, the break-up cubicle" said a voice outside Peach's cubicle

"Wha… What?" Peach sniffled

"It's me, Twila, I was in this cubicle when me and Luigi broke up" She said

"But why ME! I am too pretty to be dumped by the handsomest guy in school!"

"You went out with Luigi?"

"No, It was Mario, duh" Peach tried to sound tough, but she couldn't even attempt, she needed all the friends she could get

"Well, if you need any help, you always have me" Twila said, heading out.

"Wait! Twila!" Peach shouted from inside the cubicle

"What?"

Peach was hatching a plan, it was Daisy that had started this and it was obvious that Twila still had a thing for Luigi, if Twila did something with Luigi, Daisy would split, when Daisy split, Luigi will be depressed, and when Luigi is depressed, Mario will come to her to comfort. Behind the crown and pretty face was a mind of an evil genius.

"Would you like Luigi back by any chance?" Peach said, unlocking the cubicle and gaining back her strength

"Well… Uh… I…"

"Thought so, right, here is the deal, I will get you with Luigi…"

"Is that it?"

"Nothing more"

"Well… Thanks! I never knew you were so nice Peach!"

"Anything to help" Peach exited her cubicle with an evil smirk on her face

"Wario, where did you get that bike?" Luigi asked Wario after school

"Uh… THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR" Wario shouted, raising his fist in the air

"…And Thor gave it too you because?"

"He likes me… better then you…"

"SHOTGUN!" Waluigi shouted, jumping onto the back of the Motorcycle, luckily Wario's width did not compete with his un-natural lankyness

"FOR ZANZABAR!" Waluigi shouted, his fist thrusted in the air, speeding off at high speed.

"AND BACON AND HAM AND TURKEY AND GRAVY AND CHICKEN And chocolate and Paul Simon…" Wario was heard in the background as Luigi stood there completely aghast

"Hey Luigi…" Twila said nervously

"Hey Twila, Howzit hanging?" Luigi replied, cheerfully

"Well, um… Peach is throwing a party soon at her Castle"

" Oh god… last time I got so drunk… Yeah, I'll come"

"Cool… Do you wanna come with me?"

"I'd thought I'd invite Daisy along, but I'll take you next time when she's not available, see you later" Luigi walked off towards the buses

He reached the buses and sat next to Daisy and a very upset Mario at the front

"I had to break it off" Mario said, putting his hands on his head

"What? Why? She's throwing a party soon!"

"A Party? Like… Hmm, something's not right"

"Wha…?"

Mario was thinking about Peach's plan, normally she has one at the end of the year, but why now? It's the middle of the year! Soccer Season starting? Lots of thoughts went into Mario's head.

"I'm coming with you Luigi" Mario said

When they reached home, Mama Mario was in the kitchen

"AY, WHEREHAVA YOU BEEN?"

"Yeah, Rough day, broke up with Peach…"

"IS SHE A PREGNANT?

"No, and also we are going to a Party soon"

"IS THE PARTY A PREGNANT?"

"Ah geez" Mario went up with Luigi to their rooms, a loud Motorcycle passed their house, with a long moan on "PAUL SIMOOOOOOOOOOOON"