BEFORE WE BEGIN
BEFORE WE BEGIN
I do not own Colton White, Activision does
I do not own Bowser. Nintendo does.
I own your soul. Keep reading and reviewing.
Last time tensions got high as heads got ready to roll! But just how many secrets are there? Who is the mysterious announcer? How many people are going to accuse Lyn and Florina of being gay lovers? Why do I ask some of the most inappropriate questions? Well, don't worry! The answers will be revealed in due time!
Super Smash Bros. BRAWL! MGS, DMC, LoZ, FE
Written by: Soryujo the Frostbitten Wolf
Brought to you by: Scissors. I run with them.
Part One: Preliminaries
Chapter One: Spy vs. Gunslinger: Redux
Mushroom Kingdom: Dante vs. Bowser
Dante and Bowser seemed to disappear as soon as they stepped on the platform. Dante and Bowser both looked around, confused. Suddenly, the announcers voice rose to the sky. "Welcome Brawlers to the Mushroom Kingdom, and to the first fight of the A Division. Our combatants include the king of the Koopas, lord Bowser himself, who will take on the son of the legendary Sparda, mercenary and devil hunter extraordinaire, Dante! This fight will go on until one of you is dead, incapacitated, or falls out of the arena. Anything goes! Now, FIGHT!"
Bowser didn't need a second invitation. He opened his mouth and spewed a ball of fire at Dante, who quickly dodged. He surveyed his surroundings. He was in a fort close to a large castle, the fort was made mostly of bricks, so Bowser's fire show wouldn't do any serious damage. Bowser shot another fireball, Dante dodged and then pulled out a black handgun. He fired a shot at Bowser, who retreated into his shell. The bullet from Dante's gun, Ebony, seemed to bounce right off. Suddenly, Bowser started spinning, the spikes on his shell becoming like a blender. Dante leapt over and tried a few more shots, but his gun was useless against Bowser's shell.
Bowser stopped spinning and got out of his shell, he then did a claw swipe at Dante. Dante dodged and shot at Bowser's claw, this time doing damage. Bowser growled and let out a stream of fire from his mouth. Dante was in a bad position to dodge, so he reacted quickly, pulling out his sword and spinning it in his hand, sending the flames flying away. But suddenly Bowser leapt up onto a platform in the fort. Dante leapt up to follow him, but saw Bowser snatch up a strange emblem, it was similar to the emblem on the banners in the banquet hall. He let out an evil laugh. "I hope you are ready to die!" Bowser shouted. Suddenly, the emblem seemed to dissolve into Bowser's hand. As it did, the sky went dark, and Bowser was struck by lightning. Bowser snarled and suddenly began to mutate and grow. The look in his eyes became more feral as he grew, Dante watched.
The transformation finally stopped as Bowser took on a darker color. The spikes on his shell were bigger, his claws were longer, his fangs longer, and his eyes wild. Dante laughed. "I can already tell. Looks like this is going to be one hell of party!" He shouted, pulling his sword off of his back. The Giga Bowser swung his enormous claw at Dante, he leapt up to dodge, landed on top of the claw, and began firing his gun into Bowser's arm at point blank, multiple bullets shredding his scaly flesh. Bowser roared and shot a jet of flame at Dante. Again, he leapt into the sky and smashed his sword into Bowser's skull. It didn't go deep enough in to kill him, but Bowser let out an angry roar. Dante pulled his sword out and leapt, shooting a salvo of bullets into Bowser's eyes. Now blinded, Bowser went berserk, swiping his claws everywhere and shooting fire out of his mouth, trying desperately to kill Dante. Suddenly, the effects of the emblem wore off. Bowser began to revert back to his normal form. His more sane mind back, he listened to Dante sheath his sword. "Next time you try a big transformation, make damn sure you can control it." Dante said.
Bowser lunged forward, aiming for the sound of Dante's footsteps as he walked away. Suddenly Dante wheeled around, aiming his black handgun, the iron sights lined up with the space between Bowser's eyes. "Bingo." Dante muttered as he pulled back the trigger, sending a bullet to finish the raging Bowser off.
Gathering Hall
As soon as Dante's bullet pierced Bowser's skull, they suddenly returned to the gathering hall with no sign of injuries. Bowser's eyes were there, and the pain was gone. And Dante felt as though the adrenaline never came to him, and felt tired again. The announcer shouted. "The winner is, DANTE!" He shouted.
There was a little applause, but Dante ignored it and leapt off of the platform. He headed off to the back of the room. Link opened his mouth to talk to Dante, but the announcer started up again. "NEXT MATCH, SOLID SNAKE vs. COLTON WHITE! Would the fighters please step up to the platform!" Snake walked up to the platform, followed closely by a strange man.
Macgruder's Mine: Solid Snake vs. Colton White
Snake and Colton ended up in a strange mine. To their left was a pit of water, to their right a chasm, and the north and south were blocked off by rubble. The announcers voice still sounded through though. "Now, we view a fight between spy and gunslinger! Who will win? Solid Snake, hero of Shadow Moses, or Colton White, the crack-shot that saved Dodge City and Empire? We will find out now! FIGHT!"
Colton drew two revolvers from his belt, but didn't shoot. Snake looked at them. ".45 Single Action Army, right? The "Peacemaker"?" Snake asked.
Colton nodded. "I see you know your guns, stranger."
Snake pulled out his own .45. "A little flashy, those engravings make it look more like a collectors item than a weapon." He commented.
Colton pulled back the hammers. "Don't worry, these are shooting irons." He said, opening fire on Snake. Snake rolled out of the way and fired a shot. Colton did a roll and kept firing. Despite the fact that the guns were single-action, he emptied his 12 shots quickly. He started to reload, Snake took that opportunity to squeeze off a few shots. Colton dodged, managing to reload one Peacemaker, but Snake fired off another shot that blew Colton's second revolver out of his reach. Colton turned his last Peacemaker on Snake, but quickly threw it away once he saw the rate of fire of the SOCOM. Colton quickly went up to Snake with a tomahawk, trying to end it in close combat.
Snake was more than a match. He threw a quick jab, hitting Colton in the face, a second that whacked his arm away, and then did a roundhouse kick that sent Colton flying. He slid on the ground, the rocks cutting up his face. Colton quickly scrambled up and pulled out a rifle. He fired a shot at Snake, blowing the SOCOM in half when it hit. Colton thought Snake was unarmed, but didn't recognize the hand grenades. Snake pulled out a grenade, pulled the pin, and hurled it with all his might at Colton. It smashed into Colton's head, making him stumble, and then exploded.
Gathering Hall
The grenade blast killed Colton in the alternate world and sent Snake and him back to the real world. Colton shook his head. "Looks like I wasn't enough to beat you. Maybe next time I'll be more of a challenge." He said, walking off the platform. Snake followed.
The announcer raised his voice. "NOW, YOU HAVE SEEN THE FIRST TWO FIGHTS! NEXT, WE SHALL HAVE A MATCH TO REMEMBER! LYN WILL TAKE ON PRINCESS PEACH! FIGHTERS, TO YOUR POSITIONS!"
The last three matches of round 1 of the preliminaries will be covered in the next update. Unless it is critical to the story, I won't include matches that don't include our five main characters. Until next time, peons!