Peach escaped the holocaust that was her party and went into the private area of her bathroom and flicked the lock. Her spontaneous party had produced perhaps the greatest revenge to Daisy. But how could she do it? She thought about it, if she announced it in front of the whole party, Mario would dump her again, and she loved him to pieces. If she kept it quiet, she wouldn't get her revenge. But if she decided to tell one person and give the evidence, it would spread like rumors do at school and she would be exposed!

"Awesome" she said to herself.

She walked out of the room with the test in hand, who to tell first? Luigi? No, he was probably the father, especially after Wario's 'Love Mint'. Mario? No, he will suspect her again which will result in more complications. Wario? Just plain no. Brighton? Bingo. Brighton was a neutral, not on anyone's side. She quickly dashed to Brighton and told him about Daisy's baby. Brighton then made it quickly to Toad, who passed it on to Munchie, who was writing this and had no time to pass it on to anyone else, so Toad scoped around for another person to ask. Peach went up to Daisy casually, who was in a deep conversation with Luigi on the steps.

"Oh, Hey Daisy, what's new?" Peach said, with a gigantic grin on her face

"Nothing much really, just talking about families with Louie here" said Daisy

"Ooooh, Why?" Peach's grin grew wider and wider, almost disproportionate to her face

"I don't know if I should tell you" Daisy's voice grew a bit quieter

"Maybe this will explain" Peach took out the test.

"What are you doing with my mom's pregnancy test?" Daisy said

"…Your moms?" Peach said through her gritted teeth, still fixed on her wild grin

"I might as well tell you now, since you somehow got my mom's test. I am going to be a big sister!" Daisy said with joy in her voice

"…Good…" Peach turned her head and slowly walked away, stiff as a board to the seat next to Mario, who was quietly watching the party progress.

"Hey Peach, you don't look so good" Mario curiously said

"I'm fine" Peach sighed and loosened up

"Just come for me for anything, alright? You haven't told me about why you held this party anyway" Mario said

"…it was for the hell of it, everyone was doing it" Peach sighed again

Mario just stared blankly at her, her face to the floor. He thought nothing of it and decided to continue on being a spectator of the party. Meanwhile, Wario came up from the ground floor to meet with Waluigi, who wasn't where he was.

"Waluigi? Where the hell are ya'!?' Wario bellowed, shoveling food into his mouth. He looked all round, but then approached the closet were Twila was, who seemed to be making out with a coat.

"You really have no life Twila" Wario laughed, spraying half-chewed food stuffs everywhere and closing the closet.

"Who was that?" Waluigi said

"I dunno, but I don't care about that Wally, all I care about is you" Twila mentioned in her quiet voice

"Oh god, you are sometimes really pathetic…" 'Wally' said as he continued his aforementioned business.

The party lasted until late at night, the people left and all that was left was Peach, her position not shifted from her slumped, sighing state. Even though others said it was a completely awesome, she knew she had failed, and on an immense scale to her as well. But now everyone thought that Daisy was pregnant, she was even more of a jam then she originally was. She needed to tell everyone it was a lie, and FAST.

The next day, Peach was at the front of school before even some of the teachers, she had ran at the crack of dawn from her house to the school before anyone else, even before Headmaster Toadsworth, who arrived shortly after Peach.

"Peach? Is that you?" Toadsworth enquired

"Um… Yes, Headmaster" Peach stuttered

"Well, isn't this a jolly surprise, are you working with Master Brighton?" Toadsworth asked

"Brighton's here?" Peach said, breaking out in a sweat

"Yes, this is when he edits the weekly newsletter, it goes out today" Toadsworth said, twirling his moustache "I know this weeks is going to be good, the soccer season starts soon and I know we will win the championship!" Toadsworth added, walking in school with a spring in his step.

Within a millisecond, Peach entered the school as well, almost sprinting to Brighton's office, which was producing a heavy sound of clacking on keyboards.

"Ah, Peach, a bit early for you to be in school don't you think?" Brighton asked, impressively guessing that it was actually Peach who just entered the room.

"Uh, Hey, can I read the newsletter?" Peach said in a very fast and stressed voice

"Sure, I was just about to finish it" Brighton said, pushing away from his desk on his computer chair.

Peach read the articles: 'Soccer Season Underway' – 'New Policy on Cheeseburgers' – 'Peach's Pregnancy Obsession' – 'Munchie is awesome...' it took her several seconds to realize that Brighton had got it all wrong, it was Daisy who was supposed to be pregnant, not her.

"Um, 'Peach's Pregnancy Obsession'?" Peach repeated

"Dude, first off, you thought Twila had a baby but it was hidden from us, last year you had reason to believe that Wario was pregnant with twins, but he was just really, really fat, and now you carry round pregnancy tests saying they are other pupils. For god's sake, get a hold of yourself woman!" Brighton lectured

"But why are you putting it on the newsletter?!" Peach shrieked

"Because I couldn't find anything else to put. But I will remove it if you want" Brighton said calmly

"Please, please, please, please, please!" Peach said, almost begging

"Alright, just get out of my office" Brighton said, turning back to his post

Peach left the room, just as the bus came in for yet another day at the school. The 'Prune Train from Panama' crashed through the window yet again with the portly-gangly combo on the saddle. Brighton put down the pile of freshly printed newsletters on his desk ready to hand out at lunch. Peach sighed and joined the crowd of school children.

I'm back, missed me? Well, it's been a damn while since I last updated this, but it will be more frequent now, since of the usual stuff I needed to take care of now has almost been taken care of. So just hang tight and you shall be treated with more MK High.