A/N: My reviews inspired me to add another chapter to this in someone else's view. I hope you all like it.
Disclaimer: No I'm not the wonderful minds that own South Park.
I Never Did
Kenny. I consider Kenny My friend. I really do. But thats only because of what my definition of a friend is.
Friend: Someone you can rip on and make fun of without them stopping you.
I suppose I'm screwed up thinking that, but I dont care. Not really. If someone doesn't want to be my friend then their replaceable. Replaceable just like Kenny.
Most people would say that's rude or cruel to say, but I'm not most people. I dont give a damn what people think of me either.
Kenny is replaceable though. We've done it before. We wouldn't have to if he didn't die all the time. Even I have to admit though, he can be useful at times. Like when Hell was being released on Earth and he sacrificed himself for all of South Park.
If someone was to come up to me though and ask "Do you care about Kenny?" I would look at them like they was stupid and shake my head saying "No. I never did care about that poor piece of crap."
A/N: I can imagine Cartman saying that...Possibly because it's probably happened in a episode by now.