A/N: Warning, the episode I wrote the sequel about is an episode I like. Not an episode I love because it has some flaws but an episode I like and would defend wholeheartedly because it's one of the Loud House episodes that people hate for wrong reasons. I did a review of the episode on DeviantArt if you're interested, guys. So if you came to see Lincoln running away from home: you're in the wrong place. If you came to see the Loud family losing their friends/crushs as we seen in the old fanfictions: you're in the wrong place. If you came to see the Casagrandes or Clyde going wild on the Louds: you're in the wrong place. And finally, if you came to see Lincoln forgiving his family on a snap, hating them forever or calling the police: you're definitely in the wrong fucking place. Thanks and good reading, jackals.
Disclaimer: The Loud House belongs to Chris Savino Nickelodeon.
ACT I
(The story begins with a determined Lincoln, bags in hand, in front of his powerless family and the McBrides who have come to pick him up by car)
Lincoln (to the 4th wall): You're probably wondering: "What are you doing, Lincoln?". I'm moving in with the McBrides because I'm tired of my family. But how did I get here? Well, to explain, I have to go back a few days.
(Cut to flashback of The Taunting Hour events)
Lincoln (to the 4th wall): My sister Lynn lost her soccer game because of Scoots, so I showed her that she wasn't the only one with a critic in the family but I upset Mom, Dad, Luna, Luan, Lola and Lisa. They went wild on me for freezing up them and because Scoots heckled Lynn some more. That's why they called me a "life ruiner". But despite all that, I fixed it all.
(End flashback)
Lincoln (to the 4th wall): I know what you're thinking: "Lincoln, if everything worked out, then what happened?".
(Cut to flashback of a very sweaty Lincoln sleeping in his bed)
Lincoln (to the 4th wall): The next day, I couldn't stop thinking about it and the nightmare I had last night was the last straw.
(In his nightmare, Lincoln is a goalkeeper at the Royal Woods soccer field that is full of fans who are multiple copies of his family with banners marked "life ruiner")
Lincoln: What the?
(The whistle blows and Lincoln gasps because he recognizes someone familiar in front of him at the penalty mark)
Lynn Jr: Put up your dukes, Stinkin!
(She shoots her first ball on Lincoln who dodges it)
Lincoln (afraid): AAAAAAH! Lynn! Go easy on me! I'm your only brother!
Lynn Jr (still shooting on Lincoln): I am going easy on you. But you're just so dumb and slow and weak and pathetic.
(Lincoln takes 7 full-speed balls, including the last one knocking him down. Suddenly, the last ball Lynn was about to shoot grows in size, sprouts cutting spikes and catches fire)
Lincoln (frightened): No! Lynn! Nooooooo!
(Lynn shoots the ball on Lincoln)
Lincoln (scared): WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Lincoln wakes up from his terrible nightmare sweating and panicking)
(End flashback)
Lincoln (to the 4th wall): So I called Clyde and his dads to pick me up by car, I went wild on my family for all the pain they gave me... and now you're caught up.
(While Lincoln packs his bags into the car, Leni decides to speak up)
Leni: Linky, I know you're upset but you can't do this to us!
Lola: She's right, big brother. This is ridiculous!
Lincoln: You think being a life ruiner wasn't?
Lynn Sr: But we didn't mean it, son! We were out of our mind just like the Loch Loud people!
Lincoln: It's been 40 years you guys were out of your mind.
Lisa: To be accurate, older brother: it's been about 2 years, 7 months...
Lincoln (irritated): That's not the point, Lisa. All I'm saying is that I've made sacrifices for you guys and how do you thank me? By calling me a "life ruiner"? This time, enough is enough.
Rita (worried): Sweetie, I know you've made sacrifices for us but...
Lincoln (angry): YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!!!???
(After Lincoln's scream, everything made of glass shattered instantly, from the windows of the Casa Loud to the light bulbs in the street lamps, to the windows and the windshield of the McBrides's car, shocking everyone, especially the Louds)
Lynn Sr (gasping): Lincoln! How dare you talk to your mother in that tone?!
Lincoln: Says the baby crying for a little thumbs down! I bet if you were an onion, you'd be the first in the world to cry!
Lynn Sr: AH! WAH-AH-AH-AH-AAAAAAH!
(Lynn Sr runs away to cry in a secluded corner)
Luan (worried): Lincoln, you're taking those things too much at heart.
Lincoln: Says the girl who can't take any criticism from a family who always picked on me but who can't stand being picked on back! After what you guys told me, I realized that you never loved me! I've been your slave from the start and that's why I always suffered in this family! But at least, I have friends who treat me with respect. I guess having a growing family really changes people, even the ones you thought were caring. So if you all think I'm giving "dumb cures", then maybe I should just go.
(While Lynn Sr is back with his family, Lincoln gets into the McBrides's car and the car drives away. Suddenly, Leni, Lucy, Lana and Lily are glaring at their parents and the sisters involved in this story)
Luna: Hey, what's wrong with you, dudes?
Lucy: Lincoln left because of you and you have the nerve to ask why?
Lana: We may tend to pick on him but I would never do that to him.
Lola: Says the one who blocked off Lincoln's bedroom when we thought he was bad luck.
Lana (to Lola): Hey, at least, I'm not ruthless with him unlike you, Lola.
Lola (to Lana): You've done it in the past and then, I don't bully him everyday unlike Lynn.
Lynn Jr (to Lola): Hey! I can hold my punches unlike you.
Lucy (to Lynn Jr): The only thing you can hold is your kindness.
Lynn Jr (to Lucy): Says the one who kicked me out of our room.
Lynn Sr: Calm down girls, fighting won't solve anything.
Luna: And how do you expect us to get by without Lincoln, Pop-Star?
Lynn Sr: We simply need some backup.
(Transition on an annoyed Lori)
Rita: Oh sweetie, we're so glad you came home!
Lori: Mom, you called me to come home because you guys called Lincoln a "life ruiner"? This is litteraly the worst thing you guys could have said to him.
Luna: You think you're flawless, sis? You were the first one to make fun of him, back in the day.
Lori: You was like all of us too, so you're litteraly not allowed to talk, Luna.
Rita: Lori? Luna?
Lori: Pffft, whatever. At least, my next tournament is in Royal Woods.
Lynn Sr: Lincoln may have left home but what's the worst that could happen to us?
(Transition on a focused Lori at the Green Tee Golf Course)
Lori: Stay focused. This is your last chance to win. Don't choke.
(Lori swings the club, the ball bounces off 2 trees before hitting the driver of a car in the head and his car crashes into a tree. Coach Niblick turns livid and glares at Lori because the driver is one of his friends)
Lori (nervous): Is he alright?
(Transition on a Ms. Carmichael walking inside the Reininger's until she sees all her customers rebranded)
Ms. Carmichael (shocked): Hey! What's going on over there? Why my customers are wearing manotards?
Leni (from nowhere): I promised that every customer wearing a manotard will have a 20% reduction on his purchases. What do you think Ms. C?
(Leni and Ms. Carmichael get trampled by all the customers running out of the Reininger's shouting in shame and then by the girls, bullies and paparazzis chasing them. Ms. Carmichael turns livid and glares at Leni)
Leni (nervous): Aren't they fashionable?
(Transition on the Moon Goats performing "My Band" at the Tall Timbers Park)
Luna: Every time I can, you better know I wanna play with my Band!
(Suddenly, Luna gasps because she noticed a big sign marked "Change" in the crowd. She hallucinates her guitar talking to her)
Imaginary Guitar: You're into the girl no one will love.
(Then she hallucinates 2 floating heads surrounding her)
Imaginary Doug: Do you know what you've just given up?!
Imaginary Michelle: You're disqualified!
Imaginary Doug Michelle: We love you, you're Luna, now change! Change! Change! Change!
Luna (frightened): STOP!!!
(Luna throws her guitar at the sign but knocks out one of the people holding it, who turns out to be Doug and the other person turns out to be Michelle. The music stops and the crowd is shocked)
Michelle (pretending): That girl hurt my brother!
(The crowd starts to boo Luna and her band turns livid and glares at her)
Luna (nervous): Does this concert rock, dudes?
(Transition on a Luan juggling with 5 eggs on a unicycle at the garden of the McCauley's house for Caleb's birthday)
Luan: Step right up, kids, if you want to see some eggs-cellent juggling! HAHAHAHAHA! Get it?
(While the kids laugh at the pun, Luan does too. But suddenly, one of the eggs falls on Caleb's face)
Caleb (terrified): AAAAAAAAH!!!!! EGG!!!!! EGG!!!!! EGG!!!!! EGG!!!!! AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
(Caleb runs around the garden until he unwillingly ruining the decorations, the balloons, the stage facilities and the birthday presents. With a lot of objects covering him to the point of blindness, he crashes into the table and ruins his birthday cake. Seeing him in tears, his big sister Camille comes to comfort him, not without turning livid and glaring at Luan, as the other kids do)
Luan (nervous): You guys will cake me out, right?
(Transition inside the Basketball Grand Final at the Royal Woods Gym between the Turkey Jerkies and the Brie Throwers during the Royal Woods Olympics)
Lynn Jr: Alright LJ: 15 seconds left and we're leading by one. You let Scoots ruin your Olympics so no more chokes, champ.
(A Brie Throwers player is positioned in the paint but has her shot blocked. Lynn Jr tries to save the ball going in touch but Lynn narrowly saved it by clearing it back with her hands)
Lynn Jr: Phew! That was a close one.
SWITCH!
BUZZ!
Scoots: Nice shot Loud! Next time, try to score on the right basket!
(The whole audience is laughing. The Brie Throwers celebrate their victory. Lynn is speechless and can't believe about what she done. Maya, Paula, Amy Diane turn livid and glare at Lynn Jr)
Lynn Jr (nervous): Wasn't it a great shot, guys?
(Transition inside the Burnt Bean, where the manager is hosting the poetry contest)
Burnt Bean Manager: Now everybody: let's give it up for our next contender, Lucy Loud!
(Lucy gets on the stage under the applause from the audience)
Lucy: My poem is called Edwin. Edwin is like a dagger ploughed into my heart with deadly thrill: he is much stronger than a crowd of demons, mad and dressed to kill of my dejected soul have made your bed, your lodging and domain to whom I'm linked...
(Suddenly, Lucy sees a Princess Pony poster taped to the exit of the Burnt Bean, causing her to take a step back)
Lucy (worried): Unseemly jade!
(That's when she gets hit in the head by a loose floorboard. And then, a book falls out of her pocket)
Burnt Bean Manager (concerned): Hey kiddo, are you okay?
(The manager notices the book on the floor)
Burnt Bean Manager (surprised): Hey, what's that?
(She reads the book and realizes that Lucy has cheated)
Burnt Bean Manager: Cheating is not allowed, kiddo. You're disqualified.
(The Morticians Club turn livid and glare at Lucy)
Lucy: Sigh!
(Transition on a Lana armed with a cardboard box and bird food but covered with mud and wounded inside the Royal Woods Pet Adoption Center)
Lana: Come on Petey! Can you be nice with me for once? I have something for you!
(No response)
Lana: Dang it, he's even worse than Jazzy.
(Still on guard, Lana sees something move and pounces on it)
Lana: I got you!
(She discovers the trickery)
Lana (surprised): Hey! It's a stuffed animal!
(But Lana doesn't see the fridge falling on her)
BUNK!
Lana: AAAAAAAHHH!
(Transition at the Little Miss Royal Woods Talent Pageant with Cheryl as a host)
Cheryl: And now, the next contender to dazzle us is Lola Loud and her ribbon dance!
(Lola gets on the stage under the applause from the audience. She starts to dance when suddenly the ribbon winds her up and speaks to her)
Imaginary Ribbon: You got one contender mastering gymnastics, one mastering general knowledge, one mastering personal reflection and all you can do is dancing with a stupid ribbon? I hope the judge who hates you will haunting your nights worse than Luan's April Fools!
Lola (scared): AAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Lola snaps back to reality and she notices that she's making a fool of herself. She tries to free herself from the ribbon but she whirls around until she falls off the stage)
Cheryl: Well, I don't think it's time to wind Lola up.
(Transition on a Lisa giving a lecture)
Lisa: Dear colleagues, I may have found the formula to wipe out the coronavirus once and for all. My assistant, Todd will bring me everything I need.
(When Todd is appearing, a scientist speaks out)
Scientist (annoyed): When will this stupid robot disappear?!
Todd: Who you calling a "stupid robot"?
(Todd throws the material anywhere on a blow of blood and creates an explosion in the room, which will tear the robot to pieces. The scientists turn livid and glare at Lisa)
Lisa (nervous): Dear colleagues?
(Transition at the Royal Woods Preschool)
Dr. Shuttleworth: Okay kids, who wants to be next?
(Lily raises her hand)
Dr. Shuttleworth: Okay Lily, you're on.
Lily (joyful): Show-and-tell.
(Suddenly, a pigeon sneaks into the classroom through an open window. Lily has barely shown her drawing to her class when the pigeon drops a big poop and ruins it completely)
Lily (frightened): AAAAAAH!
(The children make fun of Lily and she ends up bursting into tears and running out of the classroom)
Dr. Shuttleworth (worried): Lily, wait! Come back!
(Transition inside the Lynn's Table)
Lynn Sr (singing): My restaurant is your reason for eating because cooking is my reason for living.
Random Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Look! A rat! That is not chicken! It's a rat!
Random Boy: I'm not eating here! I'm going to the Jean Juan's restaurant! That's way better!
(The customers leave the restaurant at full speed)
Lynn Sr: Hey, wait! What are you talking about, hey? Hey, that's no rat.
Random Man: Oh. My mistake!
(Lynn Sr is speechless. The complainers were Stan and Steak Stankco)
Stan Stankco: Have a nice day, loser!
Steak Stankco: Oh, by the way, the chicken is very good. You should give us the recipe when you closed.
Lynn Sr (fainting): Ugggggh!!!
(Transition inside the Royal Woods Gazette where Gary and 2 other staff members are laughing by reading a newspaper)
Rita: Hey guys! What's so funny?
Gary: Hi Rita, I didn't know your kids were messing with you so much.
Female Staff Member: We knew parenting was hard...
Male Staff Member: But we never knew how funny it could be.
(While her colleagues are laughing, Rita reads the article and is shocked to see pictures of her being pranked. When she learns that the pictures and the article are from Vic, Rita starts to boil from the inside)
Jesse Hiller: Rita?
Rita (nervous): Gahh! I mean, hi Jesse, what's going on?
(Transition from a nervous Rita to a distraught Loud family at the dining table)
Leni (sad): I've been fired!
Lynn Jr (sad): At least, you didn't get kicked off and boycotted from every sports team.
Lana (weakened): Be glad you weren't injured by a bird.
Lynn Sr: Girls, we've all been fired, boycotted or humiliated in some way but it's gonna be okay without Lincoln, right?
(Transition on a Loud family trying to get back to work but ending up not being good at anything. Lori tries to find her swing back at the Hole In One-derland but the ball hits her in the face. Leni tries to create a garment in her room but balls up her design and throws it among the paper balls. Luna tries to create a melody with her acoustic guitar in her bed but throws it among her instruments on the floor. Luan tries a juggling act but ends up slipping on a ball and ending up in her closet. Lynn Jr tries to score a goal while practicing field hockey in the backyard but the puck hits her in the face. Lucy tries to write a poem next to the tree in the family garden but balls it up and throws it away among her failed attempts. Lana tries to raise some rabbits even if she's more or less injured but they jump on her and disfigure her. Lola tries to do tap dancing but ends up catching her feet on her tea party table and falls on her face. Lisa tries to fix Todd but accidentally causes an explosion that propels her out of her room. Lily tries to draw from the Lincoln comics in her room, but ends up balling up yet another drawing that ends up in the trash. Lynn Sr tries to make lasagna for dinner but fails because the sauce is too runny. Rita tries to write an article in the living room but goes crazy because she's so uninspired that she ends up breaking her laptop in half)
Rita (unstable): D'oh! Think! Think! I'm losin' it! Family, kids, ruiner, life, son, No!
(Lynn Sr comes to see his wife)
Rita (depressed): Lynn, I am so confused. I can't remember how to do anything.
(Lynn Sr hugs his wife)
Lynn Sr (worried): I know Rita. It's the same for us but I guarantee you that everything will be fine.
(Transition to a miserable Loud family, sitting on their sofa in a messy and upside down house but on a whole another level. Rita turns livid and glares at her husband)
Lynn Sr (nervous): Well honey, things didn't turn out the way I expected but I'm sure things will work out in the end.
Lori (helpless): THAT'S IT! THIS TIME, I'VE HAD ENOUGH! WE'RE GOING TO CALL LINCOLN AND WE'RE GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO HIM!
(While dialing the number, Lori has a vision of Lincoln)
Imaginary Lincoln: Hey Family. It's your dear brother and son, Lincoln. There's something I've been meaning to tell you. You are all...
(While Luna's music is censoring Lincoln's speech, the white-haired boy turns into a monstrous devil)
Imaginary Lincoln: AND THAT IS WHY YOU ARE THE WORST... FAMILY... EVER!
(End of the vision)
Lori (scared): I can't.
Lola: YOU WHAT?!
Lori: I can't do this. Lincoln will never forgive us anyway.
Luna: ARE YOU INSANE, SIS?!
Lori: I'd litteraly rather be insane than risk being even more miserable.
Lola (pouncing on Lori's arm): LORI, DON'T YOU SEE HOW MISERABLE WE ARE WITHOUT LINCOLN?!
Lori: Get off my arm, Lola!
(Each Loud sister has her say. They order Lori to call Lincoln and the eldest sibling has Lola and Lynn Jr on her arms. She tries to push them away and the parents try to calm the girls down. The girls start fighting and they drag their parents into a fight cloud that scatters from left to right when suddenly, a blackout arises. But the Louds are still fighting in the dark and)
CRASH!
(End of Act I)
ACT II
(2 weeks later, the house is still in terrible condition and the Loud family is still completely miserable)
Lola (sobbing): I can't believe what I'm saying but... my life is over.
Lana (sobbing): Did you get kicked out of your pageants, sis?
Lola (sobbing): No but I can't show my face in any pageant ever again.
Lana (sobbing): I think I hate animals now.
Lily (sobbing): Painting is no longer fun for Lily.
Lisa (sobbing): Without Lincoln, we're not even worth one of the poops I studied.
Luna (sobbing): He's always helping us with his heart and we're abusing him.
Lynn Jr (sobbing): We're nothing but selfish and heartless monsters to him.
Luan (sobbing): We ruin his life everyday and we dare to tell him he ruined ours.
Lola (sobbing): I wish so much we had never been born.
The Other Sisters (sobbing): Yeah.
Lynn Sr (gasping): How could you say that, girls? You're the best things that ever happened to us!
(Lynn Sr looks at his despondent daughters)
Lynn Sr (sobbing): Ding dang darn it, who am I kidding? I'm just a traitor to the male race.
Rita (sobbing): And I am such a misandrist. I wish so much we only had Lincoln as a child so we would never be the worst parents ever.
POOF!
Off-Screen Character: I highly doubt it.
The Louds (scared): AAAHHH!!!
(Lynn Sr jumps into his wife's arms and points out the monster)
Lynn Sr (scared): A MONSTER IN THE HOUSE!
(Rita glares at her husband. He laughs nervously before coming down from his wife's arms)
Rita: Who are you and where did you come from?
The Monster: Sorry for this sudden intrusion, guys. My name is "The Loudster" and I come from a world where you guys are cartoon stars.
Lola (surprised): Did you say stars?
The Loudster: World-famous stars getting bashed by so many people.
Lola (upset): Why am I not surprised? We're a terrible family.
The Loudster: We'll find out soon enough.
(The Loudster snaps his fingers and everybody disappear, leaving small blue dust clouds spreading around the living room, making their pets stunned)
Charles: Bark, Bark!
(Transition into the dining room of the Alternate Casa Loud where The Loudster, the Loud sisters and the parents are appearing, leaving other small blue dust clouds spreading around the room, making the family amazed)
Lisa: Loudster, did you really teleport us to the dining room?
The Loudster: No, Lisa: I took us into a world where you girls don't exist.
Rita: How is that possible?
The Loudster: In this world, Rita: you had 5 miscarriages before giving birth to Lincoln. You and Lynn tried to give him a sibling but after 5 more miscarriages...
(The Loudster realizes that he's starting to traumatize the family)
The Loudster: You guys finally gave up.
(In the dining room, The Loudster and the Loud family see a Lincoln eating his breakfast with his parents)
AU Rita: Will you watch the season finale of ARGGH! tonight, Lincoln?
AU Lincoln: Sure, mom.
AU Lynn Sr: So don't stay up late, kiddo.
AU Lincoln: Sure, dad.
(His mother gives him a kiss on the cheek and his father rubs his hair before leaving the table)
AU Lincoln (to the 4th wall): What a great day for an 11 year old boy to watch his favorite show. Just imagine the good time I spent in front of the greatest show ever. Oh and no 10 stupid sisters to ruin my life.
(While AU Lincoln sighs in relief, the Loud sisters are demoralized)
Lynn Jr (sad): Why did we come here? Did you hear Lincoln? We're just a burden to him.
The Loudster: I wouldn't be so sure, LJ.
(Transition in front of the Royal Woods Child Care For Mental Health, a building caring about children with mental health problems. In front of the building, a glum Lincoln is hugged by his parents)
AU Rita: Oh sweetie, everything will be fine at school.
AU Lynn Sr: Your mother is right, son: there's no need to cry.
AU Lincoln (teary eyes): But they'll keep making fun of me.
(While AU Lincoln is bursting into tears, the Loud family is worried about him)
Lynn Jr: Hey, what is Lincoln doing here?
The Loudster: Lincoln suffered from pranks of a bully at school but mostly from people laughing and taking pictures of him, which led him to stay here...
(The Loud sisters seem frozen)
The Loudster: For a month.
(Transition into the living room with a remorseful Albert. Rita and Lynn Sr are trying to comfort him)
AU Rita: I'm sorry to hear that, dad. You two were so happy together.
AU Albert (upset): We were, Rita. I can't believe she cheated on me with Seymour.
AU Lynn Sr: But you didn't have to drown him in the pool.
(The Loud family gasps)
Lynn Jr: Loudster, what the heck?
The Loudster: Lincoln was so annoyed by the way Gran-Gran was smothering him that he broke up Pop-Pop and Gran-Gran by making a fake photo of Gran-Gran and Seymour. Pop-Pop lost his mind and he drowned Seymour in the pool.
Lynn Sr (afraid): Do you mean...
The Loudster: That he killed Seymour? He did.
Leni (shocked): Totes Impossible!
Lana (shocked): Yeah, Lincoln would never do such a thing!
(Transition in front of the Casa Loud with a very weak but completely insane Lincoln being wheeled into an ambulance, under his parents's eyes)
AU Lincoln: WHAT WOOD I DO IF I HAVE SOME PLANKS IN SEP-TIMBER?!
Luan: Oh, nice one!
(The other Louds are glaring at her)
Luan: I mean, how could Lincoln lose his mind?
The Loudster: Lincoln had to build a step stool for class but because of his phobia, he failed after one single attempt!
Lola (upset): It doesn't look like Lincoln at all!
Lisa (upset): I agree, this is such an insult to his IQ.
(Transition into the living room where Lincoln is wrapped in a blanket. His teeth chattering teeth and shaking)
AU Lincoln (scared): Little kids are monsters nowadays.
(While AU Lincoln is terrified, the Loud family seems disbelieving)
Lori: This is litteraly insane, Loudster! Why Lincoln is shaking like that?
The Loudster: Lincoln wanted to babysit so that he could have fun since he had no friends at school. He chose to babysit 5 siblings but they threw stuff at him, locked him out in the rain, threw a bucket of water and flushed his comics down...
(Lori, Leni, Luna and Luan seem frozen)
The Loudster: The toilet.
(Transition in front of the Royal Woods Middle School with a sad Lincoln)
AU Lincoln (tired): Bolhofner, Ramirez and Chandler. Sigh. Middle school is darkness.
(While AU Lincoln is going home, the Loud family feels bad for him)
Lucy: Lincoln sighs as I do? Sigh, I guess it can't get any worse.
(Transition into a messy Lincoln's room with a Lincoln in bad shape)
AU Lincoln (despondent): What's the point of trying again? I'm just a big loser.
(While AU Lincoln is lowering himself, the Loud family is shocked)
Luna (upset): DUDE! WHAT HAPPENED TO LINCOLN?!
The Loudster: Lincoln took part in the Royal Woods Middle School Talent Show with a dance act but one of his steps went so wrong that he became the laughing stock of the middle school and lost his self-confidence.
Luan (upset): It can't be! This is not the Lincoln we know!
The Loudster: And it's not over.
(Transition near the Royal Woods Mall where people run away screaming)
Luna: What would drive those people away?
(Looking ahead, the Loud family gasps in horror and sees a little white-haired boy holding an AK-47 in his hands)
Lily (horrified): Lincoln?
The Loudster: Yes, Lily: it's him. He finally snapped after being bullied by three eighth-graders in the school bus. Lincoln turned to the crime, he started killing people and no cop is able...
(The Loudster realizes that the Loud family is overwhelmed and on the verge of an emotional breakdown)
The Loudster (nervous): To stop him.
Lola (furious): HOW! DAAARE! YOUUUUU?! THAT'S MY LINKYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Lola burns with fury, much to the Loudster's shock)
Lola (furious): YOU BASTARD!
(Lola tackles The Loudster and beats him but the other Louds hold her back and they glare at the Loudster)
Lola (furious): HOW COULD LINCOLN BECOME A MONSTER?! HE'S THE BEST BROTHER EVER! SO WHY WOULD HE BE MORE MISERABLE WITHOUT US?!
The Loudster: Because he didn't have 10 sisters in his life who inspired him to be assertive, generous, gifted, joyful, brave, deep, respectful, careful, smart and forgiving.
(The Loud family becomes speechless, anguished and shocked)
Lynn Sr (anguished): No.
Rita (anguished): No.
Lynn Jr (anguished): That's not true.
Lola (anguished): That's impossible.
The Loudster: Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
The Loud Family: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Lynn Sr and Rita sob in one corner while the 10 girls sob in another but silently)
Lynn Sr (sobbing): Whether we have 1 child or 11, it will always be the same.
Rita (sobbing): We are the worst parents ever and we can't do nothing about it.
The Loudster: Guys, being a good parent is not just about teaching kids not to making troubles. It's also about having helpful kids like yours.
Rita (sobbing): You're just saying that!
Lynn Sr (sobbing): Yeah, that is ding dang not true!
The Loudster: Rita, who turned your house into a spa? Who got you back in shape? Who organized your birthday party? Who comforted you when you were in jail? Who gave you the columnist position?
Rita (teary eyes): The kids.
The Loudster: Lynn, who cared about your previous job? Who believed in your cooking when you didn't? Who supported you when you opened your restaurant? Who gave you the best gift ever? Who supported you when you had a thumb down?
Lynn Sr (teary eyes): The kids.
The Loudster: Because your caring children make you good parents.
Lola (sobbing): What's the point of being good children if we are terrible sisters?
The Other Sisters (sobbing): Yeah.
The Loudster: Girls, who comforted Lincoln when he didn't have what he wanted? Who comforted him when he felt bad about himself? Who supported him in the toughest moments? Who brought him joy by any means? Who made him realize that he was special?
The Loud Sisters (teary eyes): It's us.
The Loudster: So it proves that you're good sisters.
Lisa (teary eyes): Not for people who tear us down.
The Loudster: They're just big jerks who can't appreciate the good in you.
Leni: That means Lincoln is a big jerk too?
The Loudster: Guys, I know you can be stupid anytime but mistakes, bad deeds and being the same people do not make us terrible but human. You may not be the best family for Lincoln but you are the one he needs the most and I'm sure he's far from being ungrateful.
(The Louds finally understand that the Loudster is telling the truth)
The Loudster: So I no longer want to hear things like "Lincoln is miserable" from you because you know as much as me that is...
BANG!
Lori (frightened): Did you hear that shot?!
Lana: It's from home!
(The Louds are rushing home)
The Loudster: Not true.
(Transition inside the Casa Loud where the parents and the sisters are going in)
The Loud Family: Lincoln?! Lincoln?!
(The Louds are gasping as they see the lifeless body of their only son/brother with a bullet in his head and a gun in his hand)
The Loud Family: WHYYYYYY???!!! HOOOOOOW???!!! WHEEEEEEN???!!! WHIIIIIICH???!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!
(The parents and the sisters finally wake up from the fight they had last night and realize they had the same nightmare, which makes them sweat and panic when suddenly, the door opens)
Lincoln: Hey guys.
The Loud Family: LINCOLN!
Lincoln: Hey, what happened over here? The Sisternado has returned?
(And the Loud family ends up crying it's eyes out. Lynn Sr and Rita are jumping on their son's legs and his bags)
Lynn Sr (crying): LINCOLN! PLEASE COME BACK, LINCOLN!
Rita (crying): PLEASE COME HOME!
(And the sisters hug their brother tightly)
Lori (crying): WE ARE WRECKS WITHOUT YOU!
Leni (crying): WE'RE SO SORRY, LINKY!
Luna (crying): YOU'RE NOT A LIFE RUINER!
Luan (crying): WE WERE THE LIFE RUINERS FROM THE START!
Lynn Jr (crying): WE'RE SO LOST WITHOUT YOU, STINKIN!
Lucy (crying): WE'RE BLACKING OUT EVERY DAY!
Lana (crying): WE CAN'T EAT!
Lola (crying): WE CAN'T SLEEP!
Lisa (crying): WE CAN'T DO NOTHING WITHOUT YOU!
Lily (crying): AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT!
The Loud Family (crying): WE ARE SUCH TOXIC FAMILY! AND WE MAKE YOUR LIFE HERE SO MISERABLE! PLEASE LINCOLN, DON'T LEAVE US!
(The parents and the sisters start crying harder while hugging Lincoln)
Lincoln: Guys.
(They keep crying loudly)
Lincoln: Guys?
(They still crying loudly)
Lincoln: Guys!
(They can't stop crying loudly)
FUUUUUUMMM!!!
(They finally stop crying and notice that Lincoln had escaped from the hug and used an air horn to call them)
Lincoln: Okay guys, can I know what's going on?
(Transition on the Loud sisters and parents sitting on their couch while Lincoln stands in front of them)
Lincoln: So that's what happened to you without me? This is awful.
Lucy: Nothing could be more awful than us right now.
Luna: Why did you come home, bro?
Lincoln: Well, I wanted to apologize for what I said two weeks ago.
(The family starts sobbing again)
Lincoln: What have I said?
Rita (sobbing): Lincoln, if you forgive us because we're your family, so you'd better go away forever.
Leni (sobbing): We still treat you like a black sheep, Linky.
Lynn Jr (sobbing): So you should stay 1,000 yards away from us.
Lincoln: Guys, that's ridiculous.
Lynn Sr (sobbing): No! You should send us to jail and hate us forever. Especially after the bad luck story. You have no reason to stay here. What do you see good about us?
Lincoln: I have clothes, food, attention, love, respect and fun, thanks to you, mom and dad.
(The Loud parents stop sobbing)
Lincoln: I lived my show, I'm the most improved brother, I had the best sleepover ever, I got my Zombie Bran, I survived in the wilderness, I met Bill Buck, I had a special VIP concert at home, I had a song dedicated to me, I'm perfect just the way I am and I realized that I was special, thanks to you, girls.
(The Loud sisters stop sobbing)
Lincoln: It's true that I felt like a black sheep but I eventually realized that it was only in my head. Because even though you can be invasive, harsh and unfair to me, I feel ungrateful for not trusting you more than I should. You're still there to love, comfort and support me. You helped me more than I deserved and I don't know what I would do without you guys.
Leni (teary eyes): So that means...
Lincoln: Of course, Leni. I love you guys and I would have been so stupid to have acted like all the good times I had meant nothing.
(Tears flow from the Loud family's eyes but this time, they are tears of happiness, pride and relief because they know what they really mean to Lincoln and that he forgives them for good reason. The parents are the first to hug their son)
Rita (teary eyes): Even if one day, you really ruin our lives: you will always be our favorite son.
Lincoln: Mom, I am your only son.
Lynn Sr (teary eyes): You know what we mean, Lincoln. There aren't two sons like you.
(And then, the 10 girls come to hug their only brother)
The Loud Sisters (teary eyes): You are the best, Lincoln.
Lincoln: No. YOU are the best, guys.
(Transition behind the family sofa where The Loudster has the final word)
The Loudster: I LOVE THIS END! HA HA HA HA HA!
(The Loudster snaps his fingers and he's disappearing, leaving small blue dust clouds)
THE END
Disclaimer: The Loudster (My OC) belongs to me.
A/N: My 1st fanfiction is finally complete. I wrote it as a response to the bad mouths of some Loud House fans after The Taunting Hour. I know everyone hates this episode and I saw some people who think it's worse than Sleuth Or Consequences, Brawl In The Family, Making The Grade, No Such Luck, Kings Of The Con and Schooled. When I saw some of the critics questioning the Loud family's love for Lincoln, I couldn't stand it and thought I should set the record straight. In writing this fanfiction, I wanted to teach people that anger is not a reflection of our true feelings and that being ungrateful was one of the worst things from human beings. I also wanted to remind fans of what the Loud family was really worth by showing that not only are they nothing without Lincoln but Lincoln is nothing without them. Because if everyone has forgotten the good things that the Loud family gave to Lincoln, I won't. And I also wanted to correct those fanfictions that corrected the Loud family flaws because they gave me this impression that Lincoln was forgiving them because they were his family and I concluded that it sent a wrong message for victims of domestic violence. I wanted Lincoln to have real reasons to forgive his family and to show the Loud family's hecklers that they were anything but toxic to Lincoln. I understand that people can be annoyed by the Loud family's bullshit towards Lincoln but that doesn't mean they hate him. The Opening Theme says so, even if it's awkwardly and sometimes horribly handled. If this fanfiction didn't convince you, then I have another one in several chapters that should be more exciting to read. I end by apologizing for all the "Transition" I put in my story. I did it in order to support the Loud House writers who are getting bashed by the fandom in an abusive way since a long time. That's why I wrote this fanfiction as if I had written a 22 minute episode. As for me, I'm going to take a break for 2 or 3 weeks before starting to write my 2nd fanfiction. Don't hesitate to following me, favoriting me and my fanfiction, commenting and talking about my content.
Loudster!