Team Waluigi vs. Team Captain Falcon

Birdo's Glacier

As the wind blew strong in the cold atmosphere of the icy soccer field, with glaciers moving very slowly in the background, and several penguins and species of Birdosaurus coming around to watch the soccer matches, the two competing teams look at each other. Daisy, Bowser Jr., and Petey Piranha all get into their soccer positions, as do Samus Aran, Fox McCloud, and Falco Lombardi. Captain Falcon runs towards the center of the field, and he poses, taunting the other team. Waluigi slams down to the ground and lands on his feet, sticking out his tongue at the opposing team and chuckling. The whistle was blown, and the soccer ball was tossed onto the center of the icy field by a penguin.

Waluigi lunged at the ball, and he kicked it to Daisy, who disappeared for a brief second and reappeared close to the goal on Captain Falcon's side. As she prepared to do a mega strike, Samus fired her cannon charge at her, electrocuting Daisy. As Samus tried to grab the ball with her grappling hook, Bowser Jr. rammed into Samus and kicked the ball upward, and then jumped up and kicked the ball from midair into the goal. Scoring, Bowser Jr. pointed at Snake and laughed as he ran back to his team's side.

Captain Falcon growled, and as the ball came back to the center, he used Falcon Kick, causing the ball to be burned with flames. Captain Falcon then dashed to the right and charged up the ball, passing it to Fox, who kicked the ball right at Ridley. Ridley screeched, and he ran forwards, tossing the ball back into the field, but Falco ran towards the left and kicked it from the side, scoring.

Falco chuckled as he got into position, and started shooting at Waluigi with his own gun, Fox stealing the ball and speeding past Daisy and Petey, who collided into each other. Fox then charged the ball, and kicked it at Ridley, who repelled it back. Fox then started to burn in flames, charging up, and used his Fire Fox, going into Ridley and forcing the ball into the goal.

As the inhabiters of the freezing area cheered, Captain falcon prepared to kick the ball, but he slipped on the ice and fell on his rear. Petey Piranha took the ball and pushed aside Fox, while Falco prepared to lunge at the gigantic Piranha Plant, but was kicked by Waluigi. petey Piranha then released goop all around him and then kicked the ball into the goal, but Snake caught it and tossed it back. Petey then rammed the ball with his right leaf, and the ball went into the goal.

Captain Falcon huddled with his team, and then, after a few seconds, got back into position in the center of the field. Fox then kicked Bowser Jr. and took out his gun, shooting at Daisy as Falco snatched the ball and kicked it to Captain Falcon, who used Falcon Punch on Petey Piranha. He then passed the ball to Samus, who then slipped on the ice. Waluigi snatched the ball, but he was caught by Falco, who kicked the ball upwards. Captain Falcon jumped up and kicked the ball while flipped upside down, with Ridley snatching the ball at the far right. The purple, dragon-like creature tossed the ball back, but Samus quickly acquired the ball and charged it up, before firing her Plasma shot at Ridley (paralyzing him) and then kicking the ball in.

As the teams returned to the center, Daisy grabbed a red Koopa shell and then shot it at Fox, who dodged it by jumping into the air. he then launched his Fire Fox at Daisy, knocking her out as Falco snatched the ball. petey whacked Falco into the electric fence with his right leaf hand, and then he kicked the ball upward to Waluigi, who started running around, several sharp, purple bushes forming. Isolating himself inside, Waluigi went up into the air, took out a long, purple whip, whipped the ball, and the ball was separated into four smaller pieces. Snake caught two of the balls, but the last ball impaled him on the head, causing him to get hurled back into the goal, and fall on the ice. He moaned and held his head as Waluigi did a crotch shot, before running back to the center of the field.

As a new soccer ball was tossed, Daisy used her special ability to form several orange spikes from the ground, impaling all of the players around her. Daisy then snatched the ball, and she ran upwards the right corner. She kicked the ball to Snake, who caught it and tossed it to Falco. Falco started kicking forward, but he then fell into the icy water (that was formed after the ice underneath Falco cracked). Falco froze while Bowser Jr. snatched the ball and screamed at Fox, causing him to fall to his knees and cover his ears. Bowser Jr. quickly passed the ball to Daisy and then got impaled into the cold icy ground by Captain Falcon, who passed it to Waluigi. Waluigi grabbed the ball and warped towards Snake, before kicking the ball to Daisy, who kicked the ball right into the goal. The bells rang loudly, and Team Waluigi all hugged each other, the watchers cheering loudly and clapping while Team Captain Falcon all angrily pouted and stormed out of the cold, icy soccer field.

Score: Team Captain Falcon, 3; Team Waluigi, 5

Winner: Team Waluigi