Welcome one and all to "Ask a host!" I'm your host Zell-chan and I will be asking the wonderfully talented and handsome Ouran High school Host club, questions that you, the reader have sent it. So lets get this show started.

The first question is from AyameiLee and she writes:

I want to ask everyone what there first experience as host were like, how the twins felt in the first brotherly love scene and how tama had his first designation... basically that for everyone cept Haruhi... but she can say how she felt about it. oh and I will also like to comment something to Haruhi...I'm really not a big fan of yours to tell you the truth I hate you and don't think its just me cuss its not, my friend hates you to and I could give you a list of over 100 people who do (no offense to anyone who likes Haruhi)

The studio audience of the female students of Ouran High school all yell and boo at the latter part of the letter.

"Just because Haruhi-Kun dresses in drag now and then does not mean he's a girl!" Renge yells out in the audience.

"Calm down everyone! We're all entitled to our own opinions, so Haruhi what's your reaction?"

"I was nervous my first time but other than that it was ok. And it would be very troublesome if everyone liked me I suppose. As far as the list of people I don't think I really need it." Haruhi deadpans sending Tamaki into a fit.

"How can my darling daughter say such things!! Don't worry even if they don't like you daddy loves you!" Tamaki screams as he runs over to give Haruhi a reassuring hug.

"How many times do I have to tell you, you're not my father."

Zell-chan: Well it seems Tamaki is now growing mushrooms in the studio corner. (Nervous laugh) so lets go on to the first question. What was your first experience as host like?

"It was sweet! My first designation was so kawaiii! She gave me lots of cake and hugs!" Hunny cheers earning an awww from the audience.

Zell-chan: Well isn't that sweet! Mori how was your first designation?

"….." Mori stares at the nervously smiling hostess of the show.

Zell-Chan: Well that was entertaining!(sweat drop) Well let's move on yet again. I think I share this with the audience and general populist when I say, were just dying to know how was your first brotherly love scene? And how did it feel?

"It wasn't such a big deal, it actually happened by accident when Kaoru tripped bringing some tea and fell into my lap." Hikaru chuckled.

"Hikaru please don't say such embarrassing things!" Kaoru blushingly pleads.

"But it was so funny! Our designation even fainted from her nose bleeding too much!"

"Hikaru…"

"Don't worry Kaoru, I'll make sure to make you blush even more when were alone." Hiakru crooned as he cupped his brothers' chin.

"Oh Hikaru!" Kaoru whispered as he blushed.

Zell-Chan: Bring out the medical team pronto!! I had a feeling this might happen….girls are dropping like flies and hey!! No blood on the shoes! (Walks away from the screaming and nose bleeding audience irritated that her new shoes will be ruined) You still never answered how it felt.

Hikaru and Kaoru just shrug.

Zell-Chan: (sigh) The world may never know. So that leaves Kyouya! How was your first designation and how did you feel about it?

"My first designation went off without a hitch. I collected enough data from my customer to find out how to better the club and increase profit. I felt nothing particular about it except that it was necessary in order for the club to succeed." Kyouya said precise and to the point as he pushed up his glasses.

A winter breeze seems to appear out of no where and caused the whole audience to shiver.

Zell-Chan: I shouldn't have expected any less…well lets move on the next question…

Tamaki gives Zell puppy eyes from his corner.

Zell-Chan: (sigh) I know I'm going to regret this but it was for all the host. Tamaki, how was your first hosting experience and how did you come about your first designation? (pops 20 advil in her mouth from the upcoming headache)

"So kind of you to ask my darling Zell-Chan."

Zell-Chan: -- yeah whatever…(gets a cover and lays down on the floor) wake me when your done ok?

"Of course our dearest hostess. Oh thinking back on my impressionable youth when I just began this club…"

"The club is only two years old Milord." Hikaru interjected.

"What person considers 15 years old to be their impressionable youth?" Kaoru asked sarcastically.

"I WAS NOT ASKING YOU TWO!!!! Now as I was saying before being interrupted by unscrupulous twins…" Tamaki said clearing his throat as the twins stifled their laughter.

Zell-Chan: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

"My first designation came by chance when a young maiden overheard me talking about becoming a host. The sparkle of her eyes and the blush on her cheeks let me know I had to fallow through so that I may be able to surround myself with the glow of her love whenever desired. Even though she was my first customer she will forever remain in my heart. I never felt so alive or so sure of what I was meant to do in life before I began hosting!" Tamaki said with enthusiasm as a tear fell down his cheek causing the audience to awww.

"Do you even remember her name?" Kyouya deadpanned.

"….uh…of course I remember my dearest and most precious blossoms name…I just don't want the past to corrupt the present since I have so many lovely clients now." Tamaki stuttered out trying to regain his composure.

"Nice save milord." The twins said in unison with thumbs up.

Zell-Chan:ZZZZZZZZZ (giggle)ZZZZZZZZZ( bishonen…where are you?)ZZZZZZZZ (giggle)

"It seems our hostess is in acoma." Kyouya said irritably.

"I'll wake her up!" Hunny smiled as he bounced over and gently nudged her awake.

Zell-Chan: Hmmm?...He's done? (looks at watch) And its within the hour too?! Wow I'm susprised. (Yawns) Guess I'll move on. Arigato Hunny.

"No problem." Hunny chimed with a cute tilt of his head as he made his way back to his place in the studio.

Zell-Chan: Oh wait right there Hunny, it seems we have two comments for you specifically.

AyameiLee also ask if you'll go out with her, and Moonlit summer night confess's her undying love for you and ask if you'll marry her if she gives you all the wedding cake.

"Ohhh cake…." Hunny zones out with his mouth in a cute sugary "O"

Zell-Chan: Don't worry girls since it seems our blond friend is in a coma like state from the idea of cake you will be rewarded with a brand new puppy and cookie! the puppy should arrive in 4-5 business days and the cookie should arrive in 10 business days, enjoy!

"I'm the main character of this love drama why does Hunny get the first love confessions?" Tamaki whines.

Zell-Chan: Cuse he's 18, full of energy, willing to eat anything that has wipcream on it, and he has a dark side and the skills to kick anyone's ass. So most girls will see those traits to equal awesome in bed.

The entire studio gasp and Hunny's eyes are as wide as a bug.

Zell-Chan: Just kidding lets move on to the last questions for the day! Moonlit Summer Night also writes:

I would like to know Haruhi, why haven't you made a move on Tamaki yet?

Mori, why don't you talk much?

Tamaki, why is Kyouya your best friend?

That's it. Thanks.

"…Move on Tamaki-Sempai? What kind of move are you talking about?" Haruhi asks with confusion riddling her voice.

Meanwhile Tamaki is mumbling to himself in his own mind theatre and blushing mumbling something about "Only us here….my darling….why so forward?...heh..heh..he"

Zell-Chan: (shake's head) Lets move on to the next question which I'm sure will be quickly answered. Mori why don't you talk much?

"It's not that I don't talk much it's more of the fact there is nothing for me to say or I can't get a word in edgewise. I like to keep my opinion to myself anyways so it doesn't bother me much. I've been friends with Mitsukuni so long that he understands my quietness for what it is and has been able to interpret anything I might want to say but don't to spare others feelings and says it for me, so there is no true need for me to talk. I hope that answers that question fully." Mori said intelligently and evenly without pausing.

Zell-chan: OO…….

Audience: OO….

Fellow host except for Hunny: OO….

Takashi sweat drops and clears his throat.

"…uh." He sighs earning an exhale from everyone around him.

Zell-Chan: I think everyone can agree with me when some things should be left unsaid. Now moving on to the last question, why is Kyouya your best friend Tamaki?

"He is my best friend because he understands how hard it is to live in a world being scorned for you looks and charm, he understand the pain I went through trying to fit in when I came here, and above all Kyouya has always taken care of me when I felt I was down." Tamaki cried in tears of joy.

Zell-Chan: Anything you want to add to that Kyouya?

"I would like to inform everyone that anything said by him in no way reflects on my opinions or way of thinking at all." Kyouya said with a slight twitch as he pushed his glasses up.

"Mommy's so cruel." Tamaki pouted.

"Idiot" Kyouya sighs as he pushes Tamaki away who is trying desperately to hug him.

Zell-Chan: ( turns around completely ignoring the squabble behind her)Well that's all the questions for today,but please keep your comments and questions coming because tomorrow were going to get down to the truth about Kyouya and Tamaki's sexcapades…

"OUR WHAT?!!!!" Tamaki and Kyouya shout.

Zell-Chan: (waving and ignoring the demonic figure of Kyouya Ootori behind her) Until next time on:

ASK A HOST!!!